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#253235
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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^ superb stuff

Who says you can't get a good education these days?




A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say 'hello'.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table, with all my buddies

watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and I then shagged senseless?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No... I'm your son's maths teacher."





A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."


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#253234
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Announcing: OT.Com Online Chess Tournament
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Seems all the games from the ot.com Tournament have been completed


The final rankings were:-

1st - Skipper (Whitehaven)
2nd - oojason
3rd - Warbler
4th - Shimy (Shimraa)
5th - KingsClash (JediSage)
6th - DirtyWookie (HotRod)
7th - Ricardo
= 7th - Ricarleite



A chart of all the matches results can be found at:-

http://www.schemingmind.com/minitournament.aspx?tournament_id=624



Big kudos and thanks go to JediSage for setting the whole thing up - cheers mate it was most appreciated


Let's hope we have another tournament soon...



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#251939
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MagnoliaFan Edits: Ep I "Balance Of The Force", and Ep II "The Clone War" (Released)
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MagFan - will you be changing the line 'the droids HAVE been neutralised' to 'the droid ARE being neutralised' - just a really small nitpick as the fight is still going between the Jedi and droids when the drone on the bridge of the ship makes his statement ot the Viceroy.

Also, perhaps the line 'The Jedi have have triggered an alarm in the ventilation shaft' instead of 'they have triggered an alarm in the ventilation shaft' ?

and instead of 'that won't stop them' maybe the line 'that will not stop them' when Viceroy's mate refers to the Destroyers not being able to keep the Jedi from the Bridge ?


^ just an idea mate - am looking forward to seeing your latest work
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#248623
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Where does your screen name come from?
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Oh I really do miss that game. I haven't really played video games since the N64 era, so I haven't experienced any of the new stuff that is out there. But I really get annoyed when people laugh when Goldeneye is mentioned and say things that is such an old game or, oh yeah, I remember we used to play that all the time. It was so cheesy. It makes me feel like beating them over the head with my cane.

As for my screen name, I used to read a lot of Dark Horse's Star Wars comics. There was one issue of Droids that did the cliched evil-twin-swap story line. C3-P0 gets mistaken for a renegade assasin proticol droid named C3-PX.



I'm sad to say that none of the Bond games since then have come anywhere near it - Perfect Dark was the closest thing to a worthy successor - but even that was on the N64 - many years ago...

Some of the 007 efforts have been to be blunt, embarassing at worst - bland at best.

If only they'd do a straight remake of GoldenEye for the next gen consoles - upped up the framrate and maybe put some extras and more screens & missions on it etc - but keep the actual game and its superb gameplay intact



Cool signame btw
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#248497
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Where does your screen name come from?
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mine was taken a from a long time ago when I was pretty good at GoldenEye on the N64 - and so a few mates put the 'oo' (havn't a clue why it wasn't '00') and my first name together and that was that - illiterate souls the lot of them

That game kicked serious ass

beating the Train level on 007 difficulty was a breeze - though still got a buzz every time it was completed - sad eh?
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#248158
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BSG
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^ he's certainly an interesting character - with the added quality of the actor's distinguished gravelly voice.

I'd love to know just what he's talking about when he says 'even in war, there are some things you just don't do...' on the season 3 previews - though not long to go now