logo Sign In

miker71

User Group
Members
Join date
7-Sep-2007
Last activity
21-Feb-2020
Posts
177

Post History

Post
#526164
Topic
Lucas' attitude
Time

"when and where did the "make the kids happy" mentality start?"

Ewoks.

Except as a 12 year old kid, they were nothing more than another alien species to me, plausibly living in the trees.

To Lucas they were a plush merchandising opportunity to girls, and there are also quotes on record about Leia's costume changes done to promote dolls to girls etc.

Merchandising works well with excellent movies, it's barely perceptible. It's a symbiotic relationship with the "art".

When a movie (or brand) is rubbish, the merchandising just seems tacky.

I dunno, I'm not a kid anymore and I prefer Adam Curtis documentaries to anything Lucasfilm has done in the last 25 years or so.

Star Wars is like an old flame - I truly loved it back in the day, now I just let it get on and do its thing, it's not for me today.

Post
#524760
Topic
Worst Dialogue from the OT.
Time

"Good! Our first catch of the day!" - but is somehow charmingly B-movie and rather fleeting compared to endless bad dialogue in the PT spoken not by supporting characters but the entire frickin cast.

Anyway, back OT to the OT.

"Whoa! That got him!"

"I just can't believe he's gone ...." painfully boring moment before TIE Fighter attack FTW.

"Master Luke you're standing on the ...." - for the benefit of the stupid people in the audience.

It's mediocre but charming. It's bad but not distracting. Ok, apart from Chewie's tarzan impression, that drove me nuts ... why bring tarzan into the Star Wars universe for a cheap laugh?! Why?!

Post
#515362
Topic
The prequels' influence on pop-culture?
Time

I can't think of anything where the prequels have affected the culture to the extent the OT has (e.g. R2-D2 mailbox, Tom Tom SatNav voices, Trash Compactor book-ends, etc etc).

Yes, the prequels have influenced the Fox media (Simpsons, South Park etc) and generated a ton of short-lived merchandise, but that alone does not qualify as pop culture in my book - just narrow self-serving revenue generation, little "culture".

In the real world there's just no enthusiasm for the prequels amongst everyday people. The opposite was true with the OT and it's really hard to describe to people who weren't even born back then.

Post
#510513
Topic
What do you LIKE about the Prequels?
Time

the score and the production design. everything "technical" was pretty brilliant but anything requiring the humanity and judgement of good direction sucked.

i always remember that hamill narrated making of, when he goes on about luke turning off his targeting computer because technology won't save us. i guess that sentiment was utterly lost on lucas whilst making the prequels, which makes their existence all the more tragic/ironic in my mind.

Post
#501266
Topic
The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. Or is it?
Time

HotRod said:


You don't see a "Nerf Herder" either but that's ok I suppose?

 

As for carpets, nope we don't see them, but being a Princess, I'm sure Leia had a few shag piles in her palace! ;)

 

See what I did there??!?!

 

 


We don't see a Nerf Herder, but the line
"You stuck up, scruffy looking ... horse wrangler!" ... would grate on me, even though we don't see any horse wranglers in Star Wars.

We may not see any toilets in Star Wars but the head is plainly visible on the Millennium Falcon blueprints. Talking of falcons aren't they ... oh, never mind.

"I'd rather kiss a wookie", I don't interpret that as racist at all, more like "I'd rather kiss a labrador" - y'know, the wet nose and sharp teeth n'all.

Post
#500697
Topic
The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. Or is it?
Time

Darth Id said:


What's most astounding is that he takes great, funny snide remarks delivered with peerless spirit (otherwise known as great humor), such as "You're brave than I thought," and thinks it's "dumb humor" because he mistakes it for crass innuendo, due to the incessant proximity of his mind to the gutter.

On the other hand, the bit where Han is pushing on Leia's hindquarters as she grimaces and manipulates a giant rod, I do think was intentionally suggestive, albeit too subtle for a kid to ever wonder, "wait what's going on?"


Innuendo? No. I never picked up on it unless taken out of context without the pictures.

The mouse droid is borderline Prequel humour as is R2-D2 toppling with a cute scream as he gets stunned by the jawas. However it's not awful, but it is dumb in my opinion. Where dumb is defined as "lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted."

Leia's "walking carpet" line has always bugged me, do we even see a carpet anywhere in the trilogy? It's an instant back-to-Earth-ism for me that line. And it's not even funny. "Nerf herder"? Thank you ESB!

Of course, I also had to filter out the Star Wars SE awful awful awful dumb humour, which makes the regular dumb humour passable and hardly worth mentioning because there is so little of it - but it is there.

Post
#500371
Topic
The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. Or is it?
Time

S_Matt said:


This one's usually quoted as being the best of the series (and I personally think it is) but I still think that the adulation for it is a wee bit out of proportion to the actual merits of the film. There is an element of hyperbole to statements concerning the quality of this film.

I like Empire the most but one can't ignore the fact that it was the previous film that invented *everything* about the look and feel of the Star Wars universe. Star Wars exists without Empire. Empire could not exist without Star Wars.

Discuss.


Interesting after seeing Ep I, II, IV, V, VI back-toback at the Imax in 2003 or 2004 (ROTS wasn't out yet) I definitely came away with the impression that Star Wars is the most rounded and best paced flick of the trilogy. However, Empire remains the "best" one for me because it has Hoth and Asteroids and Boba Fett and Carbon Freezing and no really dumb humour in it. And that music at the end is so emotional, how can you not be moved by that after everything that has led us to that point (including the first movie) and then there's obviously going to be a sequel, so how exciting is that?! And is Vader really Luke's father? I mean, really?

Empire contains all my favourite Star Wars scenes. It benefits greatly from being the middle one.

Post
#499541
Topic
Does it depress you...
Time

CP3S said:



Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:


miker71 said:

It's not sad, it's business.

What's sad is that the world as an adult is not as you imagine it to be as a 7 year old boy.


Not sure I understand your point.  Many of us believe that Lucas not releasing the OT in decent form is a bad business decision, and is purely being done out of some sort of personal thing.  And as a 7-year-old boy, I don't think I would have cared if a theatrical version of a movie was being released or not.


Well put, Puggo. I've been scratching my head on that one. If the OUT was released on DVD/BD tomorrow, I'd run out and buy it first chance I got. As it stands, the only SW DVDs I've ever purchased were the GOUT, and I waited until I got them used for less than $10 a piece.

The effort to restore the remaining non-SE elements would cost relatively little (not to mention it has been offered to be done free of charge), and there is evidence those elements have already been restored anyway. It would be just as easy for those to be placed into the new Blu-ray set as all the other worthless crap that is on them. The only reason it isn't is that stubborn, "they don't exist anymore attitude".

It isn't business, it is a defiant stance that may very well be costing business (though, admittedly, very minor). But it most definitely isn't business. All this fan animosity that has developed over the last decade, this rift in fandom, the "Han shot first 'debate'" would all for the most part go away (or be no more volatile than the "Kirk or Picard" thing in Trekkie fandom) if the unaltered trilogy were included. 

 


Something scarce is valuable. Keeps tongues wagging and wallets opening for whatever's being pushed at the time.

Polarise people. If they love you then you are in their heart, if they hate you then you are in their mind.

As a 7 year old boy I expected 12 Star Wars films by the time I was an adult as foretold in various press at the time.

Instead as an I adult I got the SE (okay-ish in a beggars-can't-be-choosers kind of way) followed by the prequels.

More power to Adywan.

Post
#494452
Topic
The Big ESB Reveal
Time

"I've seen people say on here that, when editing ROTS, they want to preserve the Vader-is-Anakin reveal. Why?"

My take: (and obviously echoing others) to maintain the element of surprise/doubt. Back in the day in the three years between ESB and ROTJ there was rampant speculation on the playground about whether Vader was lying in order to manipulate Luke, and even outlandish talk in Star Wars weekly that Boba Fett was Luke's father and that's why he fired a warning shot rather than a headshot which of course we are all sure he was capable of. It really didn't sink in as for real until the reemphasis in ROTJ by Yoda, Ben, and Vader himself.

Personally I don't have much time for the PT, though would definitely seek out Adywan edits.

Post
#483408
Topic
A question for everyone here...It is 1994 and YOU are in charge of the entire production and story ideas for the PT films
Time

1994 i was 23 and just about to get my first taste of making movies in London (just look me up on IMDb after you guess my name).

Perfect location and age and ego to demand I direct the prequels my way (old school cos digital was big risk back then) at one of the big London sound stages.

I'd let George do the story and assuming he came up with The Phantom Menace, I'd story edit like crazy and open with an older class Star Destroyer launching a pod down onto Tatooine - it lands and Darth Maul emerges.

(filler goes here)

I'd let George keep the space battle in at the end, and we'd find out that 10 year old Anakin was indeed a natural and competant pilot, being mentored in a two seater Y-wing that is shiny and brand new. It's OB-1 Kenobi in the co-pilot's seat. OB-1 is a clone of Ben Kenobi whom Anakin will not meet in person until the next episode which Lucas tells me will be called Attack of the Clones.

Post
#478996
Topic
getting in and out of TIE fighter
Time

"Entrance into the TIE/Ln Fighter is via a large hatch on the rear of the Pod. It appears to be an engine fairing, but is not. Drawings of the TIE/Ln from SW-IV: ANH indicate this as the primary ingress/egress point. The hinge detail is even finely done in this model kit - note the tiny M4 Sherman Bogie Truck in the photo below. This kind of detail is commensurate with the same methods the original model makers used in building the studio models. It is great to see it replicated by Fine Molds in this release too."

http://www.guntruck.com/TIEFighterReview.html

From what I remember back in the day, it was the toy that started the top hatch craze.

As a kid I always thought they'd get in from underneath.

In the later comics the top hatch is used when ejecting too.

Frankly, I don't really care and popular opinion and more toys have the hatch on top unlike the original plan (which might have been hinged to put in the rod when bluescreening?)

Post
#457592
Topic
Fractalsponge's 3dmeshes used in Family Guy : Credit Not Given - Awaiting RotJ
Time

I'm not convinced it is proof that would stand up in a court of law (note: IANAL)

 

What was the source of Fractalsponge's mesh?

 

It is always a bummer if someone sweats the details then is not given attribution - but ultimately I'm pretty sure that the Imperial Star Destroyers and their likenesses could be argued to be the intellectual property of LFL. However that is a separate issue from being credited for the work, no matter who ends up owning the IP. I dunno.

 

Let go of the hate. Consume you it will. 

Post
#453889
Topic
The unmasking of Vader and Richard Marquand
Time

I did find this on IMDb trivia-

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/trivia?tr0745453

When Steven Spielberg saw Paul Verhoeven's Soldier of Orange (1977) he was deeply impressed. He called Verhoeven to tell him he wanted to get him an American project. Years later Verhoeven heard that Spielberg wanted to bring him up to direct Return of the Jedi. To be sure of his talent, Spielberg organized a viewing of his latest feature film Spetters (1980). Spielberg was shocked by the extremely sexual content and never called him again. Verhoeven later said that he thought Spielberg was afraid the Jedis would break their celibacy under his direction.