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#42984
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What is wrong with Return of the Jedi?
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DocCovington first of all Natalie Portman is insanely sexy. She beyond belief gorgous. Not just pretty. Beautiful. I dream of her all the time. The action bored you. You must have no addrenaline. It had everything a Star Wars action sequence can have. Clones, droids, tanks, spaceships, jedi, monsters, sith, lasers, lightsabers, and a hottie fighting at once. Its a stratagy of throwing everything at the audience that worked so well. Attack of the Clones borrows elements from Shackspeare, fall of Rome, and a little Tolkein. It weaves them together in a way that works so well. It had the same well done story and dark feel that I loved about The Empire Strikes Back but adds a level of excitement and technical marvel that beats it all. Attack of the Clones is the best of the best.
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#42959
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What is wrong with Return of the Jedi?
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Attack of the Clones is a masterpeice. Only a child can like Return of the Jedi more. Return of the Jedi was more a kids movie then any of the Star Wars movies. Attack of the Clones was so well done. I can't pinpoint anything about it that I don't like. Integration of action and story was done in a way few movies can match. Natalie Portman nuff said. The most exciting war sequence ever. Attack of the Clones has no equal or better. As for The Phantom Menace it has a lot of kiddy aspects, too much Jar Jar screen time, and too little Darth Maul screen time but a lot of things were done right. It had some great action, effects, and it set up the saga and the coming threat in a good way. The main reason I like The Phantom Menace more then Return of the Jedi is that Return of the Jedi is the last of the series. It has a lot more responsiblity ending the series then The Phantom Menace does beginning it. This makes Return of the Jedis numerour flaws less forgivable.
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#42884
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Star Wars DVDs selling fast
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The Ultimate Editions are coming. I would bet my money on it. Also if you want the original versions there are alot of bootleg DVDs. They often come in anamorphic widescreen and while not up to standard of what an official DVD would look they are vastly better then what a VHS would look. You won't be stealing because Lucas says the originals don't excist. How can you steal something that doesn't excist. Me I am buying the official DVDs this fall. While I don't like every change I do overall prefer the Special Editions. There is still a possibility that Han and Greedo scene will be restored in the DVDs. Ign.com has reported this and says they have sources and I hope there right. Even if they are not I will definutly get these DVDs as soon as I can.
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#42878
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Plot holes in the SW saga
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Heres what I have to say about your explainations ricarleite.

1. Where did you hear that from
2. Why would the Empire send incompitent Storm Troopers
3. A space station the size of a moon was destroyed by a one man fighter. Thats pretty damn easy.
4. No Padme was not told about the hanger. They blindly followed Tyrannus there.
5. The flu give me a fucking break
6. I guess that explaination does work a bit
7. But not more then one bald black man in the Jedi council
8. At least we agree on something
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#42877
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Jay Leno Headlines
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Absanty votes can be made in person
Women calls police to report mosquitos on her property. There was nothing the police could do
The rocks were formed a billion years ago central standard time
Murderer commits murder
Suspious looking seagulls sit under tree
Faith may be in decline but the need to touch women for Christ remains as strong as ever
Doctors use groin to fix brain
Scientists to kill ducks to find out why they are dying
Wanted monkey or other primate to do my homework
New king size mattress never been dusted
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#42872
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Plot holes in the SW saga
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None of those are plot holes. There are some plot holes in Star Wars. As there are in all movies.

One the actress who plays Beru in Attack of the Clones has brown eyes the actress who plays were in A New Hope has blue eyes.

In A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, the Clone Wars cartoons, and Attack of the Clones the clones are shown as very efficient warriors but in Return of the Jedi they can't kill more then a few ewoks.

Why would the Empire build another Death Star after how easily the last was destroyed.

Padme tells a clone after she falls out of the ship "we got to get to that hanger" how did she know about the hanger

In the Clone Wars cartoons Mace wipes out droids without his lightsaber he couldn't fight this well in Attack of the Clones

In The Phantom Menace when Darth Maul appears in front of them why doesn't Padme order her men to fire. Even he could not block that many shots. Instead the Jedi handle it resulting in Qui-Gons death

In The Phantom Menace when the Jedi coucil arrives on Naboo a bald black man comes out who is suppose to be Mace Windu but is clearly not Samual L Jackson.

In Attack of the Clones Padme gets scratched across the back rips off her entire midriff and sleeve. No way that scratch could do this. It did give excellent visual benefit.
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#42870
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What is wrong with Return of the Jedi?
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Why didn't the all those Star Destroyers simply wipe out the last of the rebals? I don't want an answer like because the movie needed to end. A logical reason of how the rebals survived that battle or much less won it. There were far more imperial forces then rebals at that battle. Plus you say it didn't end at Return of the Jedi. Then Return of the Jedi should not have been the last movie. Return of the Jedi should have ended it all in a way that would satisfy people over 10. Something Return of the Jedi failed at miserably.
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#42825
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GENERAL GRIEVOUS confirmed
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Originally posted by: DocCovington
[Exqueeze me?? Darth Maul sucked ass. All the villains in Ep.1 and 2 were quite pathetic so far. That includes Maul who did not "work out" for me.

So, leave everybody to their own opinion and stop insulting them!

Doc


I would say it was the lack of Darth Maul that was The Phantom Menaces biggest flaw. Much bigger then Jar Jar. Darth Maul was a great villian. I like how he looks like the devil.
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#42822
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What is wrong with Return of the Jedi?
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Attack of the Clones - A+
A New Hope - A
The Empire Strikes Back - A
The Phantom Menace - B
Return of the Jedi - B-

Return of the Jedi is not a bad movie. In fact it is a pretty good one. It just is low on Star Wars stadus. Plus if the empire didn't surrender then why did the trilogy end. We have hundreds of Star Destroyers that just appear to vanish. The Empire in The Empire Strikes Back was a huge threat to the rebellion. Here the Empire looses against vastly inferior enemys. It is just such a lackluster ending. A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back were done so well why couldn't Return of the Jedi have just been done the same way.
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#42756
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Changes in 2004 DVDs
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He is releasing them now because he is sick of fan bitching. Plus by the time the Ultimate Editions are finished HD-DVD will be availble. These DVDs are just way of making quick cash, promoting Episode 3, and showing that the movies are still changing. Personally im glad for any version before 2007. I will be buying these DVDs and the Ultimate Edition HD-DVDs.
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#42735
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Changes in 2004 DVDs
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Lucas has stated that he plans on finishing the trilogy after Episode 3. So these 2004 DVDs will not be the final versions. The Ultimate Editions will try to connect the original trilogy with the prequals. It will add new scenes and new effects to match the story and look to that of the prequals. The 2004 DVDs are not about connecting with the prequals. They are about making changes that should have been made in 1997 but that Lucas lost time or forgot to make. Be sure that in 2007 there will be Ultimate Editions.
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#42721
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Okay, what did we LIKE about the Special Editions?
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Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
isnt it possible to make han perhaps step over the tail...
or hell put a cut scene in showing a wide shot of the conversation while he is behind jabba and then go back when he is in front of him.... u know what i mean...
just cut that part where he goes behind him totally out...


Yeah I wouldn't mind Han steping over Jabbas tail.
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#42720
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Changes in 2004 DVDs
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Originally posted by: Luke30
I would wellcome the changes made to the movies for the dvd's as a positvie thing let's just hope lucas does'nt go over the edge and put a hole bunch of new stuff in.


You don't have to worry about that. Lucas is way to preoccupied with Episode 3 to put in too many changes. In 2007 is where we will get alot more changes for the 30th anniversery Ultimate Editions.
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#42716
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What is wrong with Return of the Jedi?
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Reasons Return of the Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie

1. The Empire couldn't think of anything better then building another death star after how easily the last was destroyed.

2. Boba went out with a burp instead of a bang

3. While Return of the Jedis Vader vs Luke battle wasn't bad the one in The Empire Strikes Back was far superior

4. The word "destiny" is used way to many times

5. A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Attack of the Clones show clones as very efficient warriors but here they couldn't kill more then a few ewoks.

6. Ending is way too happy. They should have killed off more characters.

7. The ewoks were annoying as hell. They looked like a bunch teddy bears. I dislike them more then Jar Jar.

8. Why did the Empire surrender after the death star was destroyed. They still had more then enough fire power to wipe out the last of the rebals

9. Return of the Jedi had alot more responsiblity ending the series then The Phantom Menace did beginning it.

10. Two logs coming together would not destroy a modern tank much less a futuristic walker.

11. Did I mention the ewoks? Thought so