logo Sign In

greenpenguino

User Group
Members
Join date
18-Feb-2011
Last activity
22-Aug-2021
Posts
2,985

Post History

Post
#549091
Topic
Let's Play Mad Libs
Time

A (Secret) Letter from an admirer

 

Dear Miss Gaffer Tape ,

You may not recall my PENCIL, but I met you at the DIRTY cocktail party given by our UGLY friend, Greenie. We had a HAIRY talk about RECLUSIVE DVDS, and I was impressed by your SMELLY conversation and your grasp of the WIERD situation. Also I was very much attracted by your, SMALL eyes, your TALL little chin, and your MAGNIFICENT teeth. If you'll pardon me for seeming DISGUSTING, I was fascinated by your INFECTED walk and by your CRANKY figure. I hope I made a BOSSY impression, and that we can get together for a nice IPOD next week.

SMOOTHLY yours,

ZIGGY STARDUST

Post
#549041
Topic
The Phantom Menace - general discussion thread
Time

WhatsMyName said:

Wexter said:

Thanks Frink, you said it for me. The movies should make enough sense on their own, EU should only be a bonus material that expands around it, not a tool to retcon errors.

 But they don't. Even the OT didn't. If you wanted to get the full idea of the PT or OT you needed to read the EU or at the very least do a breif overview of it.

No. Not really.

Post
#549002
Topic
I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised
Time

TV's Frink said:

greenpenguino said:

TV's Frink said:

greenpenguino said:

TV's Frink said:

greenpenguino said:

TV's Frink said:

I peeled a few potatoes and a cucumber.

Who the hell peels cucumbers?!

Me, apparently.

Weirdo.

*proceeds to peel peppers*

But it was a demand request.

That's not an excuse! You still have access to common sense, don't you?

Obviously you've never been in xhonzi's kitchen.

Well...

I'm sure it resembles some semblance of logic

Post
#548729
Topic
Let's Play Mad Libs
Time

FABLE #1

Once upon a time, a INTOXICATING SAND expert named ADYWAN felt a WAXY pain. He sent for a IMPREGNATED surgeon who looked at his WHINY stomach and said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then he muttered WEAKLY, "I see your trouble. The SEVEN WUPIUPI on your ABSOLUTE stomach is overlapping the CHOSEN ONE next to your kidney." The surgeon FORCIBLY took him to the BEARDED operating room of the hospital. There he made a WELL, ARROGANT incision reaching from the patient's MIDICHLORIANS to his POODOO. "I WISH I COULD JUST WISH AWAY MY FEELINGS!" said the surgeon. "That takes care of that UNUSUALLY STRONG ANGEL." With that, he began sewing up the incision. However, on the tenth stitch the patient sneezed and almost pulled the DEATH STICKS out of the GUNGAN ORGY, but the surgeon took one final stitch and saved the M'LADY. MORAL: A PADAWAN PONYTAIL in time saves nine.