greenpenguino

darth_ender said:

 

georgec said:

Jingle All the Way is a genuinely enjoyable, hilarious movie.

 

I especially liked Jake Lloyd in that film.  At that time, he obviously had a great acting career ahead of him.

Haven't seen TheBoost for a long time, so there's no one to punish me for my sarcasm.  Sweet! *fistpump*

And for the record, I do find Jingle All the Way to be pretty funny in spite of its silly jokes.

My favourite bit is when Ahrnuld yells "It's Turbo-Time!!"

Ziggy Stardust said:

greenpenguino said:

I love that the trailer has the weeeeeeooooo noise from the original trailer

When I was reading your post in my head I actually heard that sound.

Yay!

It needs moar Ric.

Oooooooh yeeeeah.

Bowie played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly
and the freakin' Secret of damned NIMH.

Ta da!

Is this what you were thinking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gpDD8Nl8EM

Tobar said:

I knew the day would come when the idea I've had floating around in my head since 2002 would finally be of use. Right around the time when Attack came out and Ben Burtt was doing interviews for the film he was always happy to talk about how he achieved this sound or that sound but for some reason he never wanted to talk about how he did the sonic shockwave sound during the Geonosis asteroid scene. It was always pretty obvious to me and I've wanted to do this or see this done.

Basically, to me those sonic booms have always sounded like the opening to the Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy. Here's the sound effect in the film. I always thought it would be funny to hear the lyric "The boys are back in town" faded in and out after every sonic boom. =P

Awesome.

Also it could play over the credits.

^

Mick Jagger's considered ugly? By whom???

I thought it was a dildo...

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

greenpenguino said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

With the single exception of porn, all film genres are dead.

Nah, that too.

 

There's just no fun in it since they got rid of the moustaches and public hair.

 

:(

AND PUBIC HAIR.

Yeah, yeah that too.

I'm more concerned with Public Hair.

What?! That's crazy!!

This.

DuracellEnergizer said:

With the single exception of porn, all film genres are dead.

Nah, that too.

There's just no fun in it since they got rid of the moustaches and public hair.

:(

And he has very big hands.

DOUBLE TOAST

Bingowings said:

I remember saying pretty much the same thing when Ady got himself banned.

I would sue for breach of copy-write if I wasn't already everyone here so I would be technically paying a lawyer to sue myself.

BTW it's "BANG!" not Boom.

 

Not enough hair product.

Bingowings said:

My favorite telly version was Night Of The Comet (1984), the best line in the film was changed to "I'm not crazy, I just don't give a point".

George must have done it, George is as evil as Spoonguard. 

But...without Spoonguard how will we protect ourselves from the spoon menace?

Nanner Split said:

Says the guy with Boy George as his avatar.

Zing!

Sick Burn Bruv!!!

Monolithium said:

"From my point of view, George Lucas is evil!"

"Then you are lost! clever!"

I was going to suggest that!! (the sound of music)

TV's Frink said:

I didn't even get to open my mouth?  Unrealistic!

Realism?

In a sitcom?

What?!

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

I demand a spin-off entitled Ziggy Stardust in da Hous.

Ziggy has spoken.

 

APPROVED!!

After several months of Lawyers squabbling and shooting, the inevitable spin-off of 'As The Death Star turns' is finally put into production. So without further ado, it's 'Ziggy Stardust in da Hous!!'

EPISODE 1

*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*

I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!

Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!

Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!

Ziggy Stardust said:

yo!

EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New House Hous.

*Audience cheers*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!

*Ridiculously young, snarky child runs up*

Stupid kid:

Hey there uncle Ziggy! You got me a gift from the death star before it blew up?

Ziggy Stardust:

Before or after it jumped the shark?

*Audience laughs*

Stupid Kid:

Does it matter?

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

No.

*Audience laughs*

*CP3S, TV's Frink, xhonzi, Gaffer Tape enter*

*Audience cheers*

CP3S:

Hey! We're here for a pointless cameo in this pilot! We'll get mentioned but never seen again! Byyyeeee!!!

*They leave*

*Audience is sad*

*Pennsylvania Jones Walks in*

*Audience cheers*

Pennsylvania Jones:

Hi! I'm your new neighbour! I Loooooooooooooooovvvvvvve the Secret of Nimh. Rats no joke!

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hi there neighbour! I'm sure we'll have a swell time being neighbours! This is so Wizard!

Pennsylvania Jones:

Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!

*Audience laughs*

*leaves*

Stupid Kid:

I hate you too, Uncle Ziggy!

Ziggy Stardust:

Now there are two of them!

*Audience laughs*

*Ziggy's token British promiscuous stonner BFF, Greenpenguino, stumbles through the front door*

Greenpenguino:

Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.

*makes out with some random chick, whilst smoking a joint*

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!

*Audience cheers*

*credits*

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