BUMP!!
I want to see a film about Dr Watson's experiences in Afghanistan, before he met Sherlock Holmes. The plot would pretty much be an adaptation of the first few paragraphs of 'A Study in Scarlet', except more fleshed out.
On second thoughts... Forget what I just said. I'm gonna write it!
How about this??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vic6bO14CZg
"Drive"
This movie is gooooooooood. I love how 80s it is.
9/10 balls
Sluggo said:
Fink, you rascal, you.
*Audience Laughs and Cheers*
*Credits*
Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!
Ziggy Stardust said:
yo!
He probably had his clothes in the washing machine. He was just wearing Han's clothes until his ones were clean. Makes sense...
I've read the literary source. I'm disappointed by the lack of nudity in the movie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
This song needs to feature in this edit somewhere...
doubleofive said:
I too just finished the first season of Sherlock. Too few, need more. Only 3 episodes a season?
I see you've not heard of British Brevity...
asterisk8 said:
Just finished the first season of Sherlock. Amazing. Extraordinary, quite extraordinary.
I disliked Guy Ritchie's "take" on Holmes, now I despise it. This is Sherlock Holmes for a new era. I plan to re-watch season 1 this week with some friends so they can experience it for themselves. Cannot wait!
Yeeeaaah!!!!!
Another Holmesian!
Tis a good show, 'innit!
How about having Jango fett's dialogue be mumbled and quiet when he wears his helmet?
doubleofive said:
I laughed at this. This should be a new meme, what Zig will outlive us to see.CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
An Episode 1 re-release... IN 9D!!!
doubleofive said:
Greenie, remember that time your video got posted by Red Letter Media?
http://www.facebook.com/redlettermedia/posts/120859668036894
What!?!
Awesome!
And now we know....
doubleofive said:
I was merely quoting the first part that made me laugh out loud. You're still my hero. I even posted it on Google+ for you.
http://plus.google.com/u/0/102542760950977079734/posts/2sc7KXLcLQj
*Wipes sniffly nose*
Yay! Even more recognition!
EPISODE 2
Previously on Ziggy Stardust in da Hous...
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!
Ziggy Stardust:
This is so Wizard!
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
Greenpenguino:
Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!
*Audience cheers*
And now the stunning conclusion...
Stay Tuned for the exciting special guest star...
*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*
I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!
Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!
Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!
Ziggy Stardust said:
yo!
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.
*Ziggy walks in*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! Ziggy Stardust is in da Hous!
*Audience cheers*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man, I've been, like, totally trying to play your Super Nintendo, but the controller won't go in! I swear, I've never had this problem before!
*audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You idiot! That's a playstation 2 controller. Of course it won't fit in a Super Nintendo! Duh!!!
*audience laughs*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man, you don't need to put me down like that. It's, like, messing with my vibes or something. You know, man?
Ziggy Stardust:
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Greenpenguino:
Hey, it's cool bro. You wanna, like, split-screen with me?
Ziggy Stardust:
Splitscreening? Wizard!!
* Pennsylvania Jones runs in*
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard?! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
*Pennsylvania Jones runs out again*
*Audience Laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh that Pennsylvania Jones! He's so wacky!
*Audience Laughs*
*Ziggy's nephew runs downstairs*
Stupid dumb kid:
Hey Uncle Ziggy, can I play super-nintendo, with the wrong controllers, with you?
Ziggy Stardust:
No. Go to your room.
*Ziggy's stupid nephew goes back upstairs*
*Audience Laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey! How come my joystick doesn't work!
Greenpenguino:
Well, like, I was making out with some chick the other night. And, like, she like, totally. Yeah, man.
*Audience Laughs Hysterically*
*Doorbell rings*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey! I wonder who that'll be?
*Ziggy answers the door, and in walks TV'S FRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!ONE!!!1!!!!!*
*Audience cheers like fucking maniacs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Frink!!!!! What are you doing here!?
*Frink gives Ziggy a sock*
TV's Frink:
You left this at my apartment.
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
*TV's Frink leaves*
Ziggy Stardust:
Good thing Frink was here. I didn't have any socks for tuesday.
*Ziggy turns back to the couch, only to find Greenie making out with some random chick*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh greenie!!!!
*Audience Laughs and Cheers*
*Credits*
doubleofive said:
You are my hero.greenpenguino said:
Done!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDH60Spj-l8
Yay! Recognition!!!
"WRONG!"
Oh.
:'(
Done!
SilverWook said:
Shhh! You'll spoil the ending for all the people who've never seen the film! ;)
That trailer cries out for a fan edit. Drop in the funeral pyre scene over that part of the narration for example...
I'm edittng it as I type.
STAY TUNED!
doubleofive said:
Alright, here's what I came up with yesterday:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT:
Bay of Pigs succeeded, Cuba independent, no more threats of Communism in West.
No Vietnam war, either N Vietnam not aggressive or S Vietnam gives up.
Russia focuses on Space Race, not Nukes as much.
Without the wars, neither Cold nor Hot, America is bored.
“Nixon 60s” defined by laziness.
Nixon wants something better to define his presidency, and maybe a bit of him wants something to spark excitement in the lazy generation he’s created.
I'm imagining most Americans are sitting around watching TV, so they'll believe anything the TV tells them. NASA launches a rocket, it orbits for a bit, and they bring it back. However, is the rest of the world that lazy? The Russians would be trying to prove that the Americans were faking it, unless they were too busy with their own fake. Maybe that's part of the ending too.
"Why couldn't the Russians tell we were faking it?"
Then cut to the Russians still painting their miniatures for their version or something.
I really like that idea. It'd be a fun little twist.
You could have one of the russians drop one of their miniatures as well, explaining why they didn't go to the moon. Or something like that.
This really sound like a fun movie.
darth_ender said:
Oh, wow! I'm glad you're okay, Sluggo. Someone was looking out for you.
Now there are two of them!
Neglify said:
Double Standards
Akwat Kbrana said:
It's also George Lucas' opinion wherever anyone else's films are concerned.
DOUBLE STANDARDS
...
Gosh, I haven't used that in a while...
TV's Frink said:
greenpenguino said:
Have you thought of adding elevator music to the Anakin/Obi conversation?No...but it's a brilliant idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOmXdjJJxl4
yay!
Also, how about, when the elevator doors open, the 'ting!' sound is heard.
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