greenpenguino

Anchorhead said:

I'd never seen the thing before.  Man - I was floored at the cheese level.  It was cheese at a Top Gun, Point Break level. How do actors bring themselves to even speak those lines?  Every moment was full-on, overly dramatic, shake your head in disbelief at the corny dialogue cheese.

"Let's kick the tires and light the fires"

It was like a train wreck.  I couldn't look away.  Unbelievably bad.

I'd watch it again just for the cheese factor.

I love that film.

Maybe it's because me and my friends sing the Team America theme song all through the action scenes.

Quackula said:

RedFive said:

generalfrevious said:

Lucas and his army of loyal jihadists are the only people who don't realize this.

Lucas and his followers are starting a religious war?

Well some people do consider "Jedi" to be their religion...

I facepalm'd when I saw that on the national census here in the UK. Gorram it, it was so frakkin dumb.

Bingowings said:

Thanks to the EU we have a pseudo-scientific explanation for that (blaster fire and even 'laser swords') aren't lasers but plasma projectiles/blades controlled by forcefields (Thank-you EU, Thank you very much).

Wow, way to take the fun and interest out of everything EU. Sheesh.

timdiggerm said:

And furthermore, woudln't you be able to have anti-lightsabre shielding pretty easily, then? Let's just give up on the physics of Star Wars right now, okay?

Well, actually there's something called kortoesis (or however it's spelt) that can reflect lightsaber blows. It was featured in one of the Jedi knight games...

HA!

Alexrd said:

"There was no father."

See? Mystical. ;-)

Lucasfilm said:

In the beginning was the chosen one, and the chosen one was with the force, and the chosen one was the force. He was with Midichlorians in the beginning.

In him was life, and that life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it.

There came a man who was sent from the force; his name was Qui-gon. He came as a witness to testify concerning the chosen one, so that through him all species might believe. He himself was not the chosen one; he came only as a witness to the chosen one. The true light that gives light to every species was coming into the galaxy....

Take the money and run - Steve Miller Band, on their greatest hits CD

I'm glad this album doesn't seem to be involved in the 'Loudness War', the sound is pretty darn good.

xhonzi said:

It's a tarp!

OT.Com fixed

A: It's OK. I was hugely stressed out because of a Project I thought I wouldn't be able to do but it turns out I can, so I'm cool. :)

Q: Who is the best actor to play 'The Doctor' ? (From Doctor Who)

Ziggy Stardust said:

Bring it mothafucka!

I don't like your tone

2010 sux bcuz it haz plot!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!

Aren't movies supposed to have plots?? That's why we go to see them. They're stories.

 

aND cgi is for peeps in diapers!!!!!!!!

This is true. Although the CGI in the movie 'Serenity' is pretty damn good, considering the budget that movie had.

AND DOCTER WOO IS NOT AMERICAN!

You say that like it's a bad thing....

AND DOCTER WOO IS NOT AMERICAN!

Neither is Bowie...

GO OVERCONFIDENT SUPERPOWER!!!!

I feel no need to converse with you any longer

Double standards

twister111 said:

In fact in 2004 he approached Paramount again proposing a prequel tv show. That showed how Kirk and, his crew met. That certainly turned out alright now didn't it?

I read that proposal, it was awful. Really, really Bad.

Check it out

bkev said:

 

The Forum said:

Username: TV's Frink
Join Date: July 23, 2009
Last Online: March 25, 2011, 2:48 PM

Yup, three years. :D

 

Marty McFly said:

Did you say 70 years????

Dunno, some chick

TV's Frink said:

They have certainly brought some Minty freshness to off-topic.

 

Fixed

Hence the response video...

timdiggerm said:

greenpenguino said:

But I can't stand the audience at the beginning. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY LAUGHING AT?? HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING.

In their defense, the moment the show starts on tv/youtube is not the first moment the audience sees/interacts with Craig. I think there's usually comedian before him, to warm the audience up, so they're already in a silly mood, and then Craig comes out. He's already been talking to them, being funny, for a little bit before they turn on the cameras. Does that help make it make sense?

Yeah I guess that makes sense, just seems a bit weird when he says random things that aren't funny that send the audience into hysterics.

TV's Frink said:

I loved The Human WolfmanCentipede.

Oh god I think I gonna....

Harmy said:

I always thought that some people being able to use the force and some not and that it is something that runs in the family was quite clearly implied in the OT ("The boy is our last hope." "No, there is another." - "Force is strong in my family").

BTW. greenpebguino, the text in your signature is not cool. Frink only cited it from another site because it was so stupid that it was funny and you make it look like it's something he said himself.

Actually I was the one who found it, I had originally titled it 'Dumbass on theforce.net said:...'

But I changed it to Frink to avoid any problems we may have with tfn. Frink doesn't mind though, I think

I think Luke found a device that could scan people to see whether they were force sensitives in the Jedi Academy books, so maybe.

Came across this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKUZ42T9diU&feature=player_embedded

This guy had some very good points, even if it's for a lame Jonas Brothers joke.

But I can't stand the audience at the beginning. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY LAUGHING AT?? HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING.

MY RESPONSE

Oh.

WOW

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

TV's Frink said:

Shouldn't you two just splitscreen already?

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!

My most hated movies

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark, NAZI'S AS BAD GUYS?? WHAT IS THIS? THE 1800s?? AND THERE ISN'T ENOUFF CGI. MY FAVE BIT THO WAS WHEN THATY TRUCK FELL OFF USING THA CGI. YTHAT PROBABLY FIT BETTER WITH GEORGE'S VISION!

2. Star Wars, OK, NEEDS MOAR CGI AND FLIPS IN LIGHTSABER FIGHTS.!!!!1!! IT'S NOT BLUE ENOUGH AS WELL, HOPE TEH COLLARS R FIXED IN THA BLU-RAI!

3. Blade Runner. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG!!!!

AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE RIP-OFF OF COURASCANT?????? RIDLEY SCOTT IS STEELLING FROOM GEORGE'S VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING IT!

David Bowie can't sing! And Labyrinth sucked!!!

KILLING SPREE!!!!!!

Oh and another thing.... AVGN sux! Irate gamer all the way. LOLZ!¬!!"!!111!!!one!!!!`!11!