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#190611
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
We need to get 30 bodyguards and twice as many prayer soldiers, and maybe some really good armor too... all for Brandon Routh.
Unless he sucks in the role, of course.


If the readings on my Crap-dar are any indication I think the curse for Routh is the film itself.

On an unrelated note, Chaltab, I'm sure you've heard by now that 'Teen Titans' was listed as the 'most violent' cartoon on TV. I hate that!
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#190608
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For Gaiman Fans
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I guess I better hurry up and finish 'American Gods' so I can start on 'Stardust'!

Geez- if YOU hadn't suggested so many damn good comics for me to start reading maybe I *could* have finished!

I'm also interested to see what Gaiman's take on Marvel's 'Eternals' will be. Could be some fun to be had there.
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#190605
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Lucas: Big pics are doomed
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If theater chains really want to get asses back in seats then they need to be experimental- and not in the ways they are used to.

Imagine this scenario: Theater chain 'X' sees reducing ticket sales on, say, 'King Kong'. Its a hard sell because of many factors (length, season released, originality, etc) so they try a new advertising gambit. All day Saturday (or whatever) you can come to special showings of 'Kong'- for $12 admission you get a movie ticket, medium popcorn and medium drink... AND we promise to show NO COMMERCIALS and START THE FILM ON TIME.

Would this help? I think so. The main reasons that I (like increasing numbers of film fans) don't go to the theater as much are that its just more comfortable, cheaper, pleasant (no cell phones, annoying people sitting next to you, sticky floor), etc to stay home and watch films. And if you miss the opening weekend of a film at your local Gagoogleplex then they'll probably shuffle it to a smaller screen that seems to be the same or lower quality than many of us with decent home theater setups can get at home.

And (as usual ) I agree with JediSage- I could give a rat's ass about the budget as long as I'm entertained. This is mainly a function of character and story IMO. Or even just being the best at whatever you try to do- even a stupid big budget blow-em-up can be great fun if it tries to be the best it can be and doesn't take itself too seriously.
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#190592
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X-Men 3
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The trailer looks decent but for some reason I have about zero excitement for this film. Hell, between this, Superman Returns and the silly looking (to me) 'black' costume for Spider-Man 3 there's not a whole heckuva lot I'm looking forward to as far as comic book films this year.
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#190111
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BSG
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
i noticed one thing, maybe it was a mistake in teh screenplay, maybe i am over analyzing. but when he gets fed up with the cheif, he goes "for gods sake man" not "for the gods sake" suggesting a single god, it seems that int eh show they have always made a note to be plural when refering to god, this time he wasnt.


You're right- I had noticed the same thing. It *might* just have been his way of delivering the line but you never know.
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#190107
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hot like fire thread
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Originally posted by: HotRod
I prefer Cadbury's Cream eggs!

"How'd you eat yours?" - it's a UK thing!


Would you believe that's one of the few Cadbury products that has any sort of regular sales and recognition over here? I think they even used that slogan one year though most folks here remember the 'Thanks Easter Bunny!' adverts with a rabbit hatching a cream egg. Damn fine confection! When I used to go to London on work trips I would leave lots of extra suitcase room to stock up on Cadbury products not easily availble here. Well and Absinthe as well... but that's another story.
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#190048
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EW's 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I will agree with Sybeman that Ocean's 12 was boring. They made a movie that was nothing but a series of inside jokes amongst the cast and crew. And they didn't let any of us in on them. It was painful to see the wonder that was Ocean's 11 ruined with Ocean's 12.


I haven't seen either (but heard 11 was a decent remake) and thanks to the media coverage, especially of '12', I have no desire to. I got so dang sick of the whole 'look at us famous people going to fabulous places and getting paid fabulous amounts of money to just have fun and have a fabulous time. Aren't we special?'

Gag me.
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#190033
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BSG
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Originally posted by: JediSage

My take on this particular part of the ep was "Typical Hollywood version of religion: Make it psycho-therapy and use a non-religious religious person and people will be happy". Been there done that.


I'd say... yes AND no. Remember that one of the themes of the show is the impending death of polytheism and the slow and steady approach of monotheism. The pantheon of gods (plural) that the colonials follow (figuratively and literally if the President is any sort of prophet) are seemingly *not* filling the human needs. The Cylons, at least earlier in the series, were strongly pushing the 'One True God' who would help them do whatever it is they really want in the end.

With the priest I see one of two things-
1) If he IS a Cylon it would make sense to dimish the role of the 'gods'. That would help their agenda. Imagine a full sermon of that stuff to large amounts of colonials. I truely feel the best way to cause change is from within and that might be another version of what the Cylons are up to.
2) If the priest is NOT a Cylon then there could be many personal-to-the-character reasons for being like that. Maybe he lost his faith. Maybe he's been around the colonial military too much. Maybe he's trying to help root out Cylons, etc. Maybe he just recognized the best way to help one individual in one situation. We'll see.
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#190030
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Oscar Night...
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I didn't watch the awards (don't dig award shows) but I am glad to hear that the academy mixed up the winners. I also haven't seen either of the 'big two' flics- Brokeback or Crash- but I've read some interesting things on both.

'Crash' seems to be a love-it-or-hate-it film. I can't say I know anyone in real life who has even seen it but the media has covered it a lot. I *am* glad to see low budget films get props proving that you don't need a bazillion dollar budget to get your name out. I did find it interesting that on NPR this morning they stated that the budget of 'Crash' was around $6 million and that Lionsgate Films spent about $5 promoting the film to academy members. LOL- smelled to me like buying an award but hey whatever.

I'll also add that I always find it to be a bit of a slap to all when the same film *doesn't* win Best Director AND Best Film- the two are sooooo linked in my mind that winning one but not the other seems... I dunno... laughable or something.

I frequently read Roger Ebert's online reviews and in early January he had an interesting 'rebuttal' or defense of 'Crash', which he had picked as one of his personal faves of the year:

In defense of the year's 'worst movie'

BY ROGER EBERT FILM CRITIC / January 8, 2006

Having selected "Crash" as the best film of 2005, I was startled to learn from Scott Foundas, a critic for LA Weekly, that it is the worst film of the year. Writing in the annual Slate.com Movie Club, a round table also involving Slate's David Edelstein, the Chicago Reader's Jonathan Rosenbaum and A.O. Scott of the New York Times, he wrote:

"Not since 'Spanglish' --which, alas, wasn't that long ago -- has a movie been so chock-a-block with risible minority caricatures or done such a handy job of sanctioning the very stereotypes it ostensibly debunks. Welcome to the best movie of the year for people who like to say, 'A lot of my best friends are black.'"

That group must include (understandably, I suppose) the membership of the African-American Film Critics Association, who didn't get the wake-up call from Foundas in time to avoid voting "Crash" as their best film of the year. "The films selected for 2005 boldly reflect a bridge towards tolerance," said Gil Robertson IV, president of the association.

That's what I thought about "Crash." I believe that occasionally a film comes along that can have an influence for the better, and maybe even change us a little.

"Crash" shows the interlinked lives of Los Angelinos who belong to many different ethnic groups, who all suffer from prejudice, and who all practice it. The movie, written and directed by Paul Haggis, doesn't assign simplistic "good" and "evil" labels but shows that the same person can be sometimes a victim, sometimes a victimizer. To say it "sanctions" their behavior is simply wrong-headed.

"Crash" is a film that depends for much of its effect on the clash of coincidental meetings. A white racist cop sexually assaults a black woman, then the next day saves her life. His white partner, a rookie, is appalled by his behavior, but nevertheless later kills an innocent man because he leaps to a conclusion based on race. A black man is so indifferent to his girlfriend's Latino heritage that he can't be bothered to remember where she's from. After a carjacking, a liberal politician's wife insists all their locks be changed -- and then wants them changed again, because she thinks the Mexican-American locksmith will send his "homies" over with the pass key. The same locksmith has trouble with an Iranian store owner who thinks the Mexican-American is black. But it drives the Iranian crazy that everyone thinks he is Arab, when they should know that Iranians are Persian. Buying a gun to protect himself, he gets into a shouting match with a gun dealer who has a lot of prejudices about, yes, Arabs.

And so on, around and around. The movie is constructed as a series of parables, in which the characters meet and meet again; the movie shows them both sinned against, and sinning. The most poignant scene is probably the one in which a mother can see no evil in her son who is corrupt, and finds nothing but fault with her son who is a kind man and good to her. She thinks she knows them.

When "Crash" opened, I wrote: "Not many films have the possibility of making their audiences better people. I don't expect 'Crash' to work any miracles, but I believe anyone seeing it is likely to be moved to have a little more sympathy for people not like themselves."

I believe that. The success of the film suggests it struck a lot of people the same way; opening last spring as a low-profile release, it held its box office and slowly built through word-of-mouth, as people told each other about it. It opened in May with a $9 million weekend, and by September had grossed $55 million. "Crash" and "March of the Penguins" were the two most successful "word of mouth" pictures of the year.

In my original review, I wrote: "If there is hope in the story, it comes because as the characters crash into one another, they learn things, mostly about themselves. Almost all of them are still alive at the end, and are better people because of what has happened to them. Not happier, not calmer, not even wiser, but better."

How, then, can this be the worst movie of the year? It is not only Scott Foundas who thinks so, but indeed even Jim Emerson, who edits rogerebert.com, said it made him gasp and guffaw, but allows, "at least it has the up-front audacity to dare looking ridiculous by arguably reaching beyond its grasp." And here is Dave White of MSNBC: "Kids, racism is really really really bad and wrong. Look, just watch this heavy, important movie about how everyone who lives in Los Angeles -- all 12 of them -- is super racist and awful; it's really funny when Hollywood decides to tackle a serious moral issue and throw star-powered weight behind something that everyone but Neo-Nazis agrees on already."

Foundas in his Slate.com attack says the movie is "one of those self-congratulatory liberal jerk-off movies that rolls around every once in a while to remind us of how white people suffer too, how nobody is without his prejudices, and how, when the going gets tough, even the white supremacist cop who gets his kicks from sexually harassing innocent black motorists is capable of rising to the occasion. How touching."

Of these three, Emerson is at least good-hearted, but Foundas and White seem actually angry at the film, even contemptuous. In a year that gave us "Chaos" and "Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo," this seems a strange choice of target.

White's comments indicate, I guess, that racism is dead in America, except for neo-Nazis, and that anyone making a movie about it is a fool. How glib, how smug, how insular. It is almost impossible these days to get financing and backing for any sort of serious film; White seems to think Hollywood makes them for fun.

Foundas is too cool for the room. He is so wise, knowing and cynical that he can see through "Crash" and indulge in self-congratulatory superiority because he didn't fall for it. Referring to the wife who distrusts the locksmith, he writes: "when Sandra Bullock's pampered Brentwood housewife accuses a Mexican-American locksmith of copying her keys for illicit purposes, Haggis doesn't condemn her reprehensible behavior so much as he sympathizes with it."

This is a misreading of the film, but look at it more closely: Bullock is "pampered" and a "housewife," yet Haggis "sympathizes" with her behavior. Does he? No; I would say he empathizes with it, which is another thing altogether. She has just been carjacked at gunpoint and is hysterical. If Foundas were carjacked at gunpoint, would he rise to the occasion with measured detachment and sardonic wit? I wouldn't. Who will cast the first stone? And notice that the Mexican-American locksmith (Michael Pena) remains so invisible to Foundas that the actor is not named and Foundas has not noticed that the scene also empathizes with him.

Consider now Foundas describing the black TV director who stands by fearfully as a cop assaults his wife. Terrence Howard, Foundas says, plays the "creepy embodiment of emasculated African-American yuppiedom." Say what? As a black man in Los Angeles, Howard's character is fully aware that when two white cops stop you for the wrong reason and one starts feeling up your wife, it is prudent to reflect that both of the cops are armed and, if you resist, in court you will hear that you pulled a gun, were carrying cocaine, threatened them, and are lying about the sexual assault. Notice also, please, that the TV director's wife (Thandie Newton) makes the same charge of emasculated yuppiedom against her husband that Foundas does -- and her husband answers it. Their argument may cut closer to some of the complex and paradoxical realities of race in America than any other scene this year.

It is useful to be aware of the ways in which real people see real films. Over the past eight months I've had dozens of conversations about "Crash" with people who were touched by it. They said it might encourage them to look at strangers with a little more curiosity before making a snap judgment.

These real moviegoers are not constantly vigilant against the possibility of being manipulated by a film. They want to be manipulated; that's what they pay for, and that in a fundamental way is why movies exist. Usually the movies manipulate us in brainless ways, with bright lights and pretty pictures and loud sounds and special effects. But a great movie can work like philosophy, poetry, or a sermon.

It did not occur to many of its viewers that "Crash" was a "liberal" or for that matter a "conservative" film, as indeed it is neither: It is a series of stories in which people behave as they might and do and will, and we are invited to learn from the results. Not one in ten thousand audience members would agree with Foundas that "Crash" sympathizes with Bullock's character.

They are not too cool, but at room temperature.

Now back to those awards from the African-American Film Critics Association. They named Terrence Howard as best actor for "Hustle & Flow," and Felicity Huffman as best actress for "Transamerica." Hold on! Felicity Huffman is white! How could she be the best actress choice of the African-American critics? Because, Robertson says, they thought she gave the year's best performance. Is "Transamerica's" story of a transsexual merely one more case of Hollywood (let's get this right) throwing its star-powered weight behind something that everyone but Neo-Nazis agrees on already? Or could there possibly be a connection between such an award and the message of "Crash?" Now how about that.


http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060108/COMMENTARY/601080310

Originally posted by: Warbler
yes brokeback is not the film to see with a buddy. I'm not sure I want to watch it at all.

Again I haven't seen it nor plan to (I have friends who have seen it and say when you strip away the controversy you're left with a typical Hollywood 'its ok to have an affair' film) but it *does* seem like a film that one would take a buddy to... a very special buddy.

But Warbler, why would you say "I'm not sure I want to watch it at all"? You previously said said about 'Crash' some things that could very well apply here:
I think it was unique and different, and contained great story telling, and was certainly not stereotypical.

t was somthing fresh and new, not the typical stuff that remake and sequel crazy hollywood puts out.

So who knows- it might a great film that fits that mold! Take a chance... take a buddy.

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#190023
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BSG
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
man this is jsut gettign crasy now, bultar is brillent, that guy is an amazing actor, and dispite me hating him somuch for what he does i love his depth. waht do you guys think the connection is with him and that model of 6, are they both cylons


Maybe... just MAYBE... Baltar is the SUPREME COMMANDER!!!!

As in the original...
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/Battlestar/lucifer.jpg
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#189720
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Hayden Christensen wins Razzie for ROTS
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
How many roles are there for a twisted quadruple amputee?


Well actually.....



I had always intended to write a sequel to the Home Alone films... in mine, titled 'Home Alone #: Lost in the Desert', the family would be driving across Death Valley on their way to Vegas. The parents would do the stereotypical cartoon thing of pretending like they want to take a picture of the kid and telling him to keep 'getting a little further back' until he was so far away they could get in their car and speed away.

The next 1 1/2 hours of the film would be the kid walking, crawling, etc across the desert in the blistering sun fending off various snakes, scorpions and cactus that, to his hallucination riddled brain, would look like amusing but inept thieves!

Now is that comedy or what????
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#189647
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BSG
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
NEXT WEEK IS THE SEASON TWO FINALE.


I know! Bastards!!!! And yeah, it WAS a great episode. Actually at first the music in the opening threw me off as it was guitar-heavy and seemed a departure from the ususal score... but them I realized the overlapping stories were combining with the score to build a really good tension.

Oh and Dean Stockwell-

BEST.PRIEST.EVER.
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#189634
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Hayden Christensen wins Razzie for ROTS
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Though I 100% agree that the ultimate 'blame' was on Lucas I didn't hear anyone, say, defend Halle Berry for 'Catwoman' saying the director was to blame. In the cosmic scheme of things I'm sure Hayden realizes he has to take his lumps for the PT films he was in. Whether he chooses to grow beyond it... well, that's any actor's choice. After all, it *was* just a job.
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#189621
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Hayden Christensen wins Razzie for ROTS
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Finally the boy get the recognition he deserves!

Hayden Christensen was chosen as worst supporting actor for "Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith."

"Darth Vader portrayed as a Backstreet Boy gone bad just doesn't cut it as a villain," Wilson said. "Though it was fun to see his arms and legs cut off."


http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20060305/114156630000.html
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#189421
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Serenity
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
HOPEFULLY, I'LL GET THE FIREFLY SET THIS WEEK.


And hopefully I'll get Morena Baccarin this week... but I'm not holding my breath!

http://www.davonline.com/epsi/firefly/inara_gris.jpg

(PS: Dear Joss Whedon... please consider Morena for the lead in your upcoming Wonder Woman movie, whenever the script is ready. Thank you... move along.)