I've been on a Netflix Queue cleanup, so watched a few movies the last couple weeks.
Robocop
I haven't seen this since I was a kid (for some reason), but after watching it again, it wasn't the satire of the 80's I was hoping for. It was actually kind of shallow.
2 out of 4 Dismembered Limbs
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
What a waste of 2.5 hours. Even being forced to calm down his shooting style, you still can't tell what is going on, who's running where, or why. There was a lot of swearing, dumb jokes, and characters who had no real purpose, just like the last two. I was embarassed for every actor in the movie, and hope that Bay has some incredible blackmail against them.
1 out of 10 Shameful Star Trek References
The Expendables
Exactly as advertised: mindless action movie with over the top violence starring a bunch of 80's action stars.
3 out of 5 Aging Action Stars
Team America: World Police
Not bad, not bad at all. Not a strict musical like I was hoping (2 characters sing a song, 1 of them being in a musical at the time), most of the songs being parodies of the crappy songs you normally get in the middle of those types of movies, which hit the mark pretty well. The puppets were great, I'd love to see some behind the scenes stuff on how they did it.
3 out of 5 Marionette Sex Scenes