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doubleKO

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#509448
Topic
Songs That Tell a Story
Time

I put a harness on a tortoise and a porpoise and a swordfish
And we started bending corners doing donuts underwater
Started under Portland Oregon, hit the shores of Bora Bora
Had some chardonnay and tortellini with Kimora Lee
Unfortunately I had to go for real, someone showed her my report card
Climbed a water boat bound for Rio - bobbing, weaving, waterskiing
And for no reason at all, I just started screaming...

Ahhhhhh!

That's an onomatopoeia
I hit the reefer pipe with Condoleezza Rice
Ate a pita with some meats and rice at the speed of light
Me and Condi hopped in my Ferrari, yo, to Rio de Janeiro
I got my party on inside the fario but Condi went nutty
Started doing cardio in a leopard leotard and a pair of army boots
Along with Super Mario, Rodney O, Leonardo DiCaprio
Star Jones, Paul McCartney, Hall and Oates and Rosario Dawson
Who ain't had nothing hardly on...

It was AWESOME.

 

 

Lyrics Born's verse from

ILL Vacation - The Mighty Underdogs (ft. Lyrics Born)

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#509328
Topic
Last movie seen
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TV's Frink said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

bkev said:

I might be going to see Conan O'Brien's movie Conan O'Brien Can't Stop today. It's in very limited release currently.

Too bad films like this are never released in the least populated state in the U.S. :-(

Welp, that answers xhonzi's question in another thread about where you live.

Don't call Ziggy a whelp you mean old man!