doubleKO

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Join date: 7-May-2011
Last activity: 8-Jul-2023
Posts: 2,420

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Post: #531281
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531281/action/topic#531281
Time: 4-Sep-2011 2:50 AM — Edited 6-Sep-2011 6:23 AM

What gives you access to the internet while you stir-fry?

An e-Wok.

What do French Star Wars fans eat for breakfast?

Coruscants.

What did the Stormtrooper say when someone took his soda?

Give me my Mountain Dewback!

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's favourite beer?

Guinness.

Post: #531258
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531258/action/topic#531258
Time: 4-Sep-2011 12:05 AM

Don't drive your car on Hoth.

Your TomTom will freeze before you reach the first marker.

Post: #531257
Topic: This Thread Is Currently About...Bingo and/or Wings!!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531257/action/topic#531257
Time: 4-Sep-2011 12:02 AM

Post: #531255
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531255/action/topic#531255
Time: 3-Sep-2011 11:58 PM — Edited 6-Sep-2011 6:22 AM

When will George stop changing our movies?

Not Antilles dead.

Post: #531252
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531252/action/topic#531252
Time: 3-Sep-2011 11:56 PM — Edited 6-Sep-2011 6:21 AM

Oh! What a feeling...

Toy Yoda.

Post: #531056
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531056/action/topic#531056
Time: 3-Sep-2011 1:07 PM — Edited 6-Sep-2011 6:21 AM

Come on KO, don't force it.

It's the poodoo you do so well!

Ar... too hard. I'm Fett up with this. I'm going to the Maul. I hear there's a new snAckbar. Then if I can Wedge it in, I might buy some AT-ATchments for my new laptop. It's made of carbon...

'Night!

Post: #531054
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531054/action/topic#531054
Time: 3-Sep-2011 1:02 PM — Edited 6-Sep-2011 6:20 AM

What's a fishing boat for?

To Carrie Fishermen.

Post: #531012
Topic: Who is Ignoring You, and Who are You Ignoring? (was: Who is Ignoring You? (was: Hello all, I'm back!))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531012/action/topic#531012
Time: 3-Sep-2011 11:18 AM

bkev said:

I just turn signatures off...

Yet you have one of the biggest sigs here!

IGNORE!

;)

Post: #531009
Topic: Ultimate Villains
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531009/action/topic#531009
Time: 3-Sep-2011 11:09 AM — Edited 3-Sep-2011 12:48 PM

Ultimate villain: Darth Vader (1977-1983)

Best villain to love: Wile E. Cyote

Best villain to hate (evil): Kevin/Yellow Bastard

Best villain to hate (lame): Sandman/Venom (Spider-Man 3)

Best villain to love to hate: Saruman

Other: Emperor Zurg, Heihachi Mishima, LeBron James.

Also this guy:

;)

Post: #531006
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/531006/action/topic#531006
Time: 3-Sep-2011 10:36 AM — Edited 6-Sep-2011 6:19 AM

darth_ender said:

Very nice, doubleKO. Brilliantly corny!

Oola la! I feel like Yoda-ling!

My twin suns wear a Bib Fortuna.

I buy it by the krayt, so sometimes it gets a bit Chewie.

Post: #530993
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/530993/action/topic#530993
Time: 3-Sep-2011 8:45 AM — Edited 6-Sep-2011 6:19 AM

For Piett's sake, take a long hard Luke at yourself and get bacta work ender!

Or face my Rancor and risk Grievous bodily harm!

Post: #530975
Topic: Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/530975/action/topic#530975
Time: 3-Sep-2011 5:46 AM

Are you sure that 37 is old enough for nostalgia Frink?

Post: #530974
Topic: This Thread Is Currently About...Bingo and/or Wings!!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/530974/action/topic#530974
Time: 3-Sep-2011 5:40 AM

Post: #530964
Topic: Return of the Jedi - The Spence Final Cut (Released)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/530964/action/topic#530964
Time: 3-Sep-2011 4:56 AM — Edited 4-Sep-2011 4:59 AM

guitarfan01 said:

I'm having trouble with part 4 on megaupload.

Ditto. Can anyone PM me a direct link to part 4?

It showed up eventually.

Post: #530952
Topic: Praise a "bad" movie
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/530952/action/topic#530952
Time: 3-Sep-2011 4:13 AM

Hudson Hawk is almost totally awesome.

Post: #530951
Topic: The Star Wars Pun Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/530951/action/topic#530951
Time: 3-Sep-2011 4:12 AM

Reposted from Blu thread:

scott jenkins said (on Amazon):

"Luckily for us, the admirers and supporters of your original vision, there are preservationists and faneditors out there preserving what you refuse to.

ADYWAN to have to tell you this, but you're HARMYing your chances of anyone caring about yourfuture endeavors with these actions."

Post: #530397
Topic: What's your Personal Canon?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/530397/action/topic#530397
Time: 2-Sep-2011 4:39 AM

Tyrphanax said:

It's like when a production studio sends out casting calls for an "Adam Carolla type" and then when Adam Carolla shows up to audition, they reject him and cast someone almost exactly like him, but who isn't him.

Tyler Labine is sometimes a better Jack Black than Jack Black...

My personal canon is the Original Trilogy.

Prequels/Clone Wars are part of the "Lame Universe". In the regular Star Wars universe, there is no Qui-Gon Jinn. He therefore does not encounter Jar-Jar, find a significantly different Lame Universe Anakin or train Obi-Wan to be a dumbass who can't find a planet. In the real, yet non-existent prequels Yoda trains Obi-Wan, who then finds the REAL Anakin, who becomes the bad mofo in the Vader suit...

The force is not nearly as powerful in the Lame Universe because its power comes from bacteria rather than a mystical energy field that binds the universe together. Consequently a room full of Lame Universe Jedi are unable to sense a Sith two feet away and can be killed rather easily by deliberately retarded clone troops. Pointy lightsabers, different fighting styles, the possibility of the dark side being stronger, nonsensical chronology and continuity errors - all explained!

Post: #529869
Topic: Star Wars coming to Blu Ray (UPDATE: August 30 2011, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/529869/action/topic#529869
Time: 1-Sep-2011 7:23 AM

Love the new sig, sky guy.

I am really enjoying this. I'm glad the Blu Rays have more changes and that the official release will suck worse than ever (except for more difficult de-specializations).

I am optimistic that a lot of apologists, gushers or whatever you want to label them are finally going to understand how a lot of us feel and begin to question Lucas' decisions like never before.

Hopefully the trend of calling Lucasfilm out on these changes will continue in the mainstream media and snowball into a worldwide backlash.

/optimism

Post: #529845
Topic: Star Wars coming to Blu Ray (UPDATE: August 30 2011, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/529845/action/topic#529845
Time: 1-Sep-2011 3:29 AM

scott jenkins said (on Amazon):

"Luckily for us, the admirers and supporters of your original vision, there are preservationists and faneditors out there preserving what you refuse to.

ADYWAN to have to tell you this, but you're HARMYing your chances of anyone caring about your future endeavors with these actions."