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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

That's right, Iceman. I am dangerous.

The actors playing blonde female agents Olivia Dunham (Fringe), Sarah Walker (Chuck), and Abby Sampson (new Charlie's Angels) are all Australian. If Audrey Parker was a skip I would cry conspiracy.

You know what? Lion tastes good! Let's go get some more lion.

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darth_ender said:

I visited several Wikipedia pages and hit stop before they completely loaded

Makes it sound like you had to do it in a hurry.

Jem. She's truly outrageous. I would also start my own Japanese surf guitar band. I don't speak the language though... can I be Japanese as well?

TV's Frink said:

If you are a funny guy, you get killed last.

Don't lie ;)

You are smart enough to stay one step ahead of the police but dumb enough that another serial killer discovers your identity and home address. Twice.

By the way, I charged the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express card. Want the number?

Well, the Nike Air Mag has come and gone. They were limited to 1500 pairs and auctioned for Parkinson's Disease. You can pick up a pair on eBay for about six and a half thousand dollars. They don't even lace themselves :(

And for the record, while we're on the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy.

You own the retail DVD... My suggestion is to download the DVD version of Harmy's Despecialized Edition , dark_jedi's V3 or Adywan's Theatrical Reconstruction. All better options than the copy on your broken disc :)

Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows.

MERRY NEW YEAR!

^ Sorry, our exchange student from Cameroon gets mixed up at times.

^ D-FENS!

It is effing ridiculous that some games have proper widescreen support on PlayStation 2, yet I am forced to learn hex editing to get proper widescreen from the PC version. This is one of the suckier things about PC gaming - they are still getting widescreen support wrong today.

A nice old man with a beard gave me the fanedit I was waiting for ;)

TV's Frink said:

The Ridiculous Menace is now available.  Even if you don't like fanedits, you might like this one.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Episode-I-The-Ridiculous-Menace-DVD5-has-been-uploaded-see-first-post-for-details-and-availability/post/555684/#TopicPost555684

Your coffee is weightless.

Marijuana will give you hallucinations.

Law enforcement image enhancement software is decades ahead of anything publicly available.

You may feel the need to tell everybody that you just did something, even though they all saw you do it.

I met Benny Elias at Universal Studios. There I was, right near Hollywood, and who do I run into but a football player from MY OWN DAMN COUNTRY. It was really annoying.

Darth Ender said:

You never have to worry about pregnancy or STDs in spite of the fact that you and your partner are as loyal and monogamous as dogs in the streets.

Unless it's central to the plot, your woman will never get pregnant no matter how often you have relations.

Darth Ender said:

Your hair and makeup are always perfect after a full night's sleep, even if you're a man.

You wake up and your hair (and makeup, if applicable) is perfect.

Darth Ender said:

Germans are always evil Nazis or brilliant scientists.

Nazis are always bad (in spite of the many good people who were drafted into a movement they did not believe in) and deserve to die with no questions asked.

Quit plagiarising yourself ender ;)

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