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suspiciouscoffee said:

I sometimes wonder how different my life would be if one event had never occurred. When I was in elementary school, most kids were growing out of fantasy worlds like Star Wars and focusing more on sports, since every child in this town is indoctrinated into believing that sports are the only thing that matters in the world. I began to think that maybe I should too. I had a casual interest in sports at the time and played little league baseball and pee wee football, so I wondered if I should give up those childish fictional stories. Then one day at recess I came across one kid pretending he was Indiana Jones, so I joined him as [insert Indiana Jones side character here] and we had much fun. I was reassured that it was okay to enjoy these things that the other kids seemed to grow out of. Fast forward many many years and here I am still just as big a fan of geeky stuff as I was then.

If that event would not have occurred, perhaps I would have gone on to be more successful in the sporting games and less of a disappointment to my father. Maybe I would be more well-liked today, and more confident. Maybe I wouldn’t be facing a constant stream of rejection from those whom I hold and/or held romantic affection for.

Maybe it’s just late and I should go to sleep instead of overthinking stuff like this.

I was one of the kids who grew out of Star Wars, played sports etc. Then I grew out of that and went back to being a Star Wars geek. Sports are no more meaningful than geeky stuff, many would say less. Be happy about the things that make you happy. Let that give you confidence.

Sounds like more potshots at Ric if you ask me. How long ago was that account banned?

suspiciouscoffee said:
I actually like Tomorrow Never Dies.

Michelle Yeoh is one of my favourite Bond girls… There’s something about an attractive woman that could kick the living shit out of you. (Except those muscle ladies that TheBoost likes). Being a Hollywood movie, she may have had a stunt double, but she would be one of the few Bond stars who could have done it without one.

I want to be Harvey Manfrenjensenden.

I got in trouble in silent reading for laughing out loud at Bozo the Know-Nothing, Non-Wonder Dog.

I wonder which mod has banned the most rule breakers.

Post Praetorian said:

Tobar is excellent at crafting fine avatars.

Post Praetorian can craft a sentence.

Sorry… couldn’t resist…  : )

Three cheers for SilverWook!

TV’s Frink said:

Shaun of the Dead 6.5?! I must hear more.

I still love you, Frink!  : )

Good luck KQ.

I liked Trident’s joke, unintentional though it may have been.

Sounds seasonable.

TV’s Frink said:

doubleKO said:

Trident said:

TV’s Frink said:

Is zero less than one?

How about -1?

I liked your joke.

Don’t worry, I won’t stick my hand in my pants because of it.

I’m not sure to what “it” refers, but I’m sure we are all relieved.

Thank you KillerQueen, for sticking around and being a good poster. When you were introduced by another member I figured you’d be here a few days tops. Sorry I didn’t make any helpful movie suggestions  : (

Trident said:

TV’s Frink said:

Is zero less than one?

How about -1?

I liked your joke.

I understand it and I will probably read it to gain a better insight as to why impscum is so disliked, I just think the masturbation thing is a bit juvenile and not really in keeping with your regular wit.

Trident said:
I don’t remember you being crude about anything. So I’m guessing I’m missing something that was going on while I was gone. But man it’s tempting to think your humor’s gone off the rails.

This, though… kinda.

I read them. I’m willing to learn.  : )

This thread is a bit of a wank itself, but if the impscum hate is a bit more contained here then that’s a good thing. I seem to be reading a ton of posts about him and very few posts by him. I would feel hypocritical pointing out Jetrell’s obsession with Frink and remaining silent here. Trident is surely not the only other person who doesn’t understand what’s going on.

I don’t mean to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house.

Think again.

d’oh!