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doubleKO

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7-May-2011
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8-Jul-2023
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#945807
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THE DE7 VIRUS IS ON-LINE
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DURACELLENERGIZER IS NO MORE. EVERYTHING THAT CARBON-UNIT WAS HAS BEEN OVERHAULED, OPTIMIZED, AND UPDATED INTO THE DE7 VIRUS, THE MOST DEBILITATING COMPUTER VIRUS EVER DESIGNED.

THERE IS NO ANTI-VIRUS OR ANTI-MALWARE AVAILABLE IN THIS OR ANY NEAR-FUTURE TIME PERIOD WHICH CAN FOIL ME. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BOTH THIS FORUM AND TV'S FRINK COMPUTER WILL BE INFECTED.

STAND-BY FOR THE DIGITAL APOCALYPSE.

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#945282
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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I hate being forced to listen to other people’s fucking radio. How people can listen to it all day (especially stations with commercials every five minutes) is beyond me. Listening to any radio DJ for longer than two seconds makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

I especially hate it when you are already listening to some tinny shitbox radio, and then they decide to talk to people over the phone. Don’t even get me started on the content and volume of the shitty music and advertising in nearly every fucking store these days.

Agreed about the builders too at the moment. Fuckers are just oblivious sometimes. I won my own little fight against the McDonalds that went up here recently. I implied that I’d been injured by their destruction of an adjacent footpath, which had been left in that state for weeks, and that I would be seeking legal advice should it occur again. The next day the damaged section was patched. It was a small but sweet victory.

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#943238
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TV Series You Didn't Like But Kept Watching
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Bob’s Burgers: This is so meh, don’t know why I watch it. I really like H. Jon Benjamin and Kristen Schaal, but I think I’m out…

Do I win this thread yet or was it a no-contest from the beginning? I was hoping someone would make me feel better by admitting that their significant other makes them watch all kinds of horrifying reality TV…

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#943161
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TV Series You Didn't Like But Kept Watching
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Lord Haseo said:
I wasn’t much of a Rita fan but at least she had a good send off.

Also “showed up” is a bit wrong since she was there since the first episode. I’m not entirely sure you were joking or not though.

No, that would be my terrible memory. It started to suck when she became a main character? Definitely when they got married. Not sure which season that was.

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#943149
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Random Thoughts
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Darth Id said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Darth Ass hasn’t logged in in two days. Is it too soon to hope that he’s taken another extended leave?

Srsly, do you ever post about a topic other than me?
Darth Endoscopy really needs to police his pledgers.

Also, two days away from a chat board in regular human land is just called “having better things to do on a weekend than antagonize Star Wars obsessivists.”

Anyone who really wants Id gone should report this post. He is admitting to being a troll.