darth_ender

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Not enough bumping.  We'd hate it if people forgot about this.

Frankly, I'm a fan of the idea.  Only problem is it wouldn't be consistent with the rest of the film.  If he could be shown to have this dark streak throughout, then it'd be a nice touch.  But to simply have that would be out of character.  I would love to see a meaner kid, and if there are other ways (including the Greedo deleted scene is a good start), I think it'd be a nice thing to see.

I observe that there is a great deal of tension between TV's Frink and negative one...though I can only speculate as to why.

I thought the Riddler confessed he was pat man at the end of Pat Man Forever?

Wow!  We are separate spectrums when it comes to The Dark Knight Rises vs. Battleship.  Perhaps you're right, it may be low expectations.  My personal theory however, is that you have a crush on John Carter of Mars ;)

See first post.

Ditto.  LOL :)

thankshal9000

see first, post

It should include a BD with the theatrical and DVD versions, all the deleted scenes including the BD scenes with completed footage, a bonus The Ridiculous Menace, and a guide on how to properly calibrate your TV for maximum enjoyment.

Keep this thread bumped as often as possible.

Added suggestion from SilverWook:

It ought to come in a life size Jar Jar head with voice chip. You must pull his tongue to release the discs within...

Also added this idea:

All the incomplete deleted footage should be "photoshopped."  That's the best way to complete the effects because Photoshop can do anything.

Okay, another addition:

Should include Super 8, 16 mm, 35 mm, Imax, 3D, and 4D versions of the film (you know, the versions that include other senses, like Boss Nass's saliva getting on your face when he shakes his lips)

Well, now you should jump into my Enderverse thread and read my reviews (skipping the spoiler sections of course).  They're all very different books, but they are all interesting takes on the characters.  I'd love to read a review from someone else, as it gets a bit lonely in that thread *cricket chirps*

FYI: Ender's a stud.  That's why I am he :)

I'm betting many of you are already aware of this, but considering the above Calvin and Hobbes spoof, I figured I'd share these for those who didn't know about it.  This really is a nice way to look back on that wonderful comic.

You_Too said:

You cut my head without staining me red,
then cry over me when I am dead.

Really, it's not flowers?  More specifically, rose petals at a funeral?  Or something very close to that?

Leonardo said:

No, he's-a not. He's-a wearing a necka-tie!

But bears where hats.

doubleKO said:

Here's one that's pretty easy without any maths. I certainly don't want to encourage any more of those type of "riddles".

A man was on his way home. He saw a masked man standing in his path holding something in his hand. He turned and ran back the way he came. What did the masked man have in his hand?

Most obvious answer is a gun...which means that's not it.

Man, some of these are really tricky or are very open.  It could be a sign that says, "Hey Mister, you left your keys at the office and your wife's been wondering where you are for over an hour."  I dunno.

Leonardo said:

I have a flock of red sheep.
When they cry, they all weep.

A sunset?

The sunlight piercing rain clouds?

An ocean sunset specifically?

I dunno.

Rain, water, the ocean...they're all so close.  I looked this one up and water was my guess.  Since you're all pretty close, I'll give it to you.  It's a river, and once you look at it, it makes particular sense.

doubleKO said:

darth_ender said:

Empires are built at my mercy
And in my rage they flee in a hurry
I am consumed, yet I can devour
I bring thunder when you feel my power
I am Heaven's vein to whom men pray
Yet I can bring you to the gates of Hell where Cerberus stays

Rain.

That's getting close, but not quite there :)

Man, I start threads I think will be really interesting, and in the rare occasion they get to 13 pages, they seldom do it so fast.  This thread is the real pat man's first, and look how popular it is!  Heck, this may be my favoritest thread evar!

Wait, for your "no mouth" one, did anyone already say cell phone?

Not bad, but not correct :)

We might want the VCD and SVCD formats in there.  We might want to account for regional difference such as PAL and NTSC.  Maybe we should include TV shows.  What about digital copies of movies you plug in with your thumb drive?  And does it make a difference if the TV is CRT, LED, or LCD?  What if it's a monochrome TV?  Should we still try to color correct?  I want to have the most ultimately calibrated TV ever!  I need answers!  Help me pat man.  You're my only hope.

Empires are built at my mercy
And in my rage they flee in a hurry
I am consumed, yet I can devour
I bring thunder when you feel my power
I am Heaven's vein to whom men pray
Yet I can bring you to the gates of Hell where Cerberus stays

Bump.  In case anybody needs help calibrating your TV, please refer to this thread.  I'd hate to see it get buried under a bunch of unimportant and nonsense threads.

For your flock of sheep one, the best answer I can come up with is a bouquet of wilting red roses, and quite frankly, that's a terrible answer :(