New rule : six syllable max.
per word right? or can we just get 18 syllables per three word phrase (or is this all to cumbersome, and we know Frink will still give absurd responses, and Duracell will still shove entendres down our throats)
I don’t put ketchup on anything. I hate it. Makes me want to pee.
you drink it straight?
JEDIT: the only part of your post i accept is “I hate it”, the rest makes my eyeballs itchy.
next divisive food topic:
Ketchup v catsup
putting ketchup on eggs
putting ketchup on hash browns
putting ketchup on popcorn
Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.
Milk should never be drunk on its own.
Well if you’re talking about skim, soy, and almond milk, then you’re absolutely right.
the only time it is OK to drink milk on its own is if you are an infant, nursing.
that is my hot take.
although i let my toddler drink milk (whole).
No.
i am willing to have you banned over this.
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MILK, HARVEY MILK, AND MLK.
Damn you, now I had to google HARVEY MILK just to know who the hell it is.
Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.
Milk should never be drunk on its own.
Well if you’re talking about skim, soy, and almond milk, then you’re absolutely right.
the only time it is OK to drink milk on its own is if you are an infant, nursing.
that is my hot take.
although i let my toddler drink milk (whole).
Belief is tricky,
I only drink skim milk, come at me bro
and i only drink almond milk.
Rey’s dictionary fell
I gladly take credit for motivating one of your most on-topic and substantive posts.
Hardly, but I always say, grab whatever credit you can!
JJ makes his twitter debut with a pic from the first day on set. Looks like (I’m guessing) Rey, Chewie, and Finn in the Falcon. New outfits, can kinda make out Finn’s (sorta Han Solo vibes there).
Looks like Technicolor to me.
allol
Years and years ago I had some game disc that got super scratched up so I asked for a new one for Christmas, which I got, except they put the scratched disc in the new box and tossed it out while putting the new disc in the old box (I could tell because of dog bitemarks on one corner) so they could tell me Santa fixed it with magic.
I don’t believe you. Your parents were ok promulgating Santa and Magic?
Especially when knowing what “Santa” is an anagram of.
“A ants” is not proper. It should be “An ants.”
it took you three days to come up with that?
Lucas changed his own rules with each new movie he made. If new creators aren’t allowed to expand our understanding of the universe as Lucas did, why even make new films?
/thread
That’s silly, nothing is better than Skinny Cow.
Except full fat and sugar ice cream sandwiches.
Well sure if you like being full of fat and sugar.
Also, their logo is creepy
Why is it in such a seductive pose?
to seduce you
This was not
porg. But this
Being so lonely that he stalked a couple at a restaurant, a man has a fap he’s not proud of.
oof, that works surprisingly well, but, sick!
allol.
under the pale
moonlight. Then Biggie
Double checked to
Who is Biggie Double?
I am too lazy to correct my mobile’s auto casing.
Double checked to
Fork and spoon
was well known
Interesting, we have a transsexual forum member.
Would you like it if I said “Interesting, we have a Warbler?”
I think having a Warbler is interesting.
Well sure but we don’t have to act like he’s a cage so we can study him.
Unless he wants that.
Do you want that Warb?
Cue series of posts where Warb says he’s not doing that, you say snarky things, he gets upset and we all knew from the beginning he didn’t mean anything malicious. Basically it’s all blown out of proportion.
I get what you’re saying, just as I get him, but the moral lesson is never imparted well this way.
nor this way
Get back in your cage.
but i ran out of skinny cow
That’s silly, nothing is better than Skinny Cow.
never had
