dahmage

suspiciouscoffee said:

dahmage said:

my coffee.

*blushes*

LOL

ChainsawAsh said:

Possessed said:

I don’t eat breakfast because I can never wake up in enough time before work.

Sounds about right.

I never want to get up early enough. But I usually eat a breakfast bar, or some instant oatmeal to go with my coffee.

Collipso said:

i never eat breakfast because i simply can’t eat right after waking up. it’s just almost impossible for me for some reason.

Unless you sleep in the kitchen, or keep food in your bed, this makes sense.

Also, define “right after”

Possessed said:

dahmage said:

I’m just a little daffodil

i have always said that we should try to be more like plants. especially flowers.

TV’s Frink said:

Was that even a sentence?

DuracellEnergizer said:

^Alf sock confirmed.

you are on a roll, a sock roll.

DuracellEnergizer said:

paja said:

TV’s Frink said:

spray teenage boys

TV’s Frink said:

No.

beef with cat

that’s my second favorite lunch special!

JEDIT: wrong thread

Mrebo said:

Let’s visit, we’ll bring fruitcake.

You can have the credit for this one. i was about to claim it, but i have no clue what it is, so i am granting it to you.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Hope she stays well.

This. I hope your family gets a break from ill health Duracell, and i hope your mother’s health improves so that she doesn’t have to visit the hospital again any time soon!

chyron8472 said:

dahmage said:

chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frink said:

Handman said:

TV’s Frink said:

Handman said:

Welcome back, Ripplin.

I take credit for this one.

I have no idea what that means!

The right people will know what it means.

I get the feeling that this is an “Emperor’s New Clothes” sort of thing, where being one of “the right people” (or thinking that one is) isn’t actually that desirable.

Of course, this should be obvious because Frink is the one determining who the right people are.

sweet salty christmas

umm… fixed?

In what universe

damn my overpowering mouse skills

chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frink said:

Handman said:

TV’s Frink said:

Handman said:

Welcome back, Ripplin.

I take credit for this one.

I have no idea what that means!

The right people will know what it means.

I get the feeling that this is an “Emperor’s New Clothes” sort of thing, where being one of “the right people” (or thinking that one is) isn’t actually that desirable.

Of course, this should be obvious because Frink is the one determining who the right people are.

sweet christmas

TV’s Frink said:

We’re talking the body spray with the commercials written by teenage boys, right?

Nope. I spelled it wrong, but it’s the chop a limb off type of axe.

My local meadery has ax throwing. It’s a thing.

I’ll never understand how a place with a liquor license also got cleared for hosting ax throwing…

oojason said:

‘When the wind hits the ceiling of this beach side bar’…

^ from https://imgur.com/gallery/eKCev8C

How terrible for the drunks!

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

dahmage said:

An Igor function.

For when you want to assist a mad scientist. It gives all your posts a hunched look.

What if I don’t want my posts to walk that way?

The Aerosmith function wasn’t even suggested yet!

Wow, unexpected news.

Damn it

Possessed said:

How about a function that automatically puts any picture Duracell posts in double quotes so we know to proceed at our own risk?

This is actually good, wrong thread.

Handman said:

Yesterday, I was surprised by an out-of-the-blue invite by an old friend. Their car had broken down, so they needed a ride, and I’m pretty sure that’s why I was there… but it was fun. And free food is always worth celebrating.

👍

Mrebo said:

Your Igor function is working well today, dahmage.

You are right, of coooourse.

You are inerrant

An Igor function.

For when you want to assist a mad scientist. It gives all your posts a hunched look.