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#181778
Topic
Boy Toy Application
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181778/action/topic#181778
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I am 100% with Shim and Dayv and basically everyone on the AWK situation, but to get this thread back on topic, I was reading the first page and I honestly believe that I fulfill all 10 criteria to be HLF's 'boytoy'. Despite this, I will not be applying for the position. Sorry girl, I'm taken


1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")

I actually do own a bottle of that.

2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)

I think I'm not bad looking. Not great but not bad. I also think I'm a fairly cool dude, and for some reason women seem to like me so I guess I must be somewhat 'hot'. I'm singer/guitarist in a rock band - is that hot?

3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)

I have received favourable comments on my posterior

4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors )

I work for the British Government

5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)

Under the influence of alcohol, I have been known to break into a bit of 'Robot'. I would love to be able to swing dance but can't be bothered to take lessons.

6. Enjoys "games"

I like all kinds of games and fun and non-serious activities. If you are referring to sex games, I'm all for those too.

7. Has a life outside the forum

Definitely. I've travelled the world, have a wife, play in a band, work as a freelance illustrator.

8. exotic eye color and/or skin color

Hmm...This is where I fall down. My eyes are brown. But let's call them 'hazel' so I fit the criteria.

9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES

I'm from London

10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you

Call me what you like
Post
#181774
Topic
Rankings
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181774/action/topic#181774
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Congrats on 10000 DAYV.

Congrats on 4th place Shim

Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
BTW, I just past up The Sessler. No congrats for you buttmunch. You on the top ten is a travesty.

Originally posted by: sybemanI think this is the last straw for me. Really, it is. Either Adam leaves, or I do. I don't want to have to come here and read this. I guess I'll never get to be a Jedi Knight.
I for one would rather lose Adam than Sybe.
Adam, first you were annoying, then you were fucking irritating, now you are totally creepy.

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
That would require her to actually pay for you. You have a better chance of finding the Loch Ness monster vacationing in North Dakota.
HahhahHAHhahahahAHHAHhaha.
Sorry, my wife's from North Dakota, and that cracked me up. I think I'm the only loser who vacations (against my will) in ND.

Post
#181759
Topic
hot like fire thread
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181759/action/topic#181759
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
ohh yeah. you guys have a holiday on monday. its the long weekend! yeah thats the best part about high school, you miss a day and its fine. miss a day in uni and you're fucked... the way you dont wanna be fucked. I beg to differ. I rarely went to class/lectures.
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
AWK, DO YOU EVER LEARN ???
No he doesn’t.
Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
aw damn, i'm back on the forum. again
Yeah, OT.com should have a habit-forming warning. I am well and truly addicted (although the current battlewars/AWK scenario is doing wonders for my addiction).