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#188041
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
5444: England wins the World Cup by the second time.


LOL. It happened 40 years ago, and was totally insignificant in the greater scheme of world/universal events, Yet we still cling onto our one moment of sporting glory. Time to move on I think.

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#188027
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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That it does Gundark, that is does.


A couple had only been married for two weeks. The

husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town

and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll

be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the

wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The

wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the

refrigerator and showed him 25 different ki! nds of beer, brands from 12

different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only

thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the

bar... you know... they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the

wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She

took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting

chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar

they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really

delicious... I won't be! long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out

5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,

mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty

words and! all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP

DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DRINK YOUR GODDAMN BEER IN YOUR

FUCKING FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR

MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FUCKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT,

ASSHOLE?"
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#188023
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/188023/action/topic#188023
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: sybeman
The Canada Act of 1982 repatriated the British North America Act of 1867. It essentially cut the ties we had with Britain and really made us an entirely independant country. It also brought in our Charter of Rights and Freedoms


Then, why does your money still have pics of Queen Elizabeth II ? (unless I am mistaken)
Yeah, and last time I was in Canada there was a huge picture of the Queen Mother on the wall of the customs office.

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#187796
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Star Wars DVD Covers
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If only that picture of Palpatine on the back of Pepsi's prequel box was what he actually looked like in the film instead of the rubber face crap we actually got. A steady aging process across the prequels leading into the haggard old emperor from ROTJ that we all know and love.

But that's a topic for another thread....

Good job on the covers everyone.
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#187778
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This is my 1953rd post. In addition to being my 1953rd post, this post has also caused this thread to spill onto it's 287th page.

In 1953 Joseph Stalin died, Dwight D. Eisenhower was inaugurated President of United States and alleged Communist Charlie Chaplin left the U.S. for good.


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#187766
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OriginalTrilogy.com wikipedia site
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Originally posted by: sybeman
I'm joking, Olzen. Sorry I don't put emotion in my posts.

That's what awk had been doing here all along. I was mocking it. If you look at his user page, the two edits I have made have been for spelling errors. Well, one was for a spelling error. The other was reverting the edit I had just made because the link no longer worked when I changed it and I didn't know how to fix it so I figured it best to just leave it as it was.

I'm sorry I make jokes without making it obvious to you. I'll laugh next time or something.

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