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Warbler

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7-May-2003
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28-May-2021
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Post
#41525
Topic
King Kong a la Peter Jackson
Time
ok, here goes nothing



*Warber aims carefully the right eye BANG!!, Then does same with other eye BANG!!. The big ape is now blind. He is enraged and reaches out randomly to find the culpit. Warbler dodges out of the way*


WARNING this next part is not for the faint of heart. what I am about to do is cruel but I can see no other way than to aim for the weak spot.....


*Warber aims pistol at groin BANG!! BANG!!. The big kk let out a very high pitched screem and falls to the ground , doubled over in pain. Warble empties the pistol into kk. He loads does it again. He reloads and aims for the heart, and again empties pistol into ape. Blood now gushes out everywhere and the big ape blind and in pain is no longer able to move. Warbler mercilessly reloads and empties gun in ape again, and again and again and again......This goes on for about an hour until the ape(now looking more like swish cheese the ape) finaly gives up the ghost. Warble then goes home and takes shower to rinse off blood of ape and change clothes, the old clothes drenched in blood must be thrown away*

play Godfather music here

If you like I can arrange to have the dead ape brought to Mangler HQ.

Well, was that good enough for the Mangler Bros?

oh yeah, one last thing

*Warbler returns pistol to Motti* I wouldn't want Motti to get angry at me for stealing it.
Post
#41436
Topic
Heart Breaking Moments
Time
I guess my all time sports heart break was game 6 of the 1993 world series. We were so close to taking it into game 7. It was the bottom of the 9th inning the Phils had a 1 run lead and the Jays had 1 man on base, and Joe bleeping Carter steps up to the plate, and Mitch Willians throw the worst pitch in Phillies history and Carter knocks out of the park and the Jays win the game and the series. Most people think the crack they was Carter hitting the ball. It wasn't it was the sound of my heart breaking. I must of sat in front of the tv in disbelief for 10 minutes. The 1993 Phils team caputured my heart like no other sports team has done before or since. I will always wonder what would have happened in game 7 if the Phils had won game 6.


What a heartbreak
Post
#41281
Topic
Star Wars Pan Scan
Time
Ok, this is going make me sound real stupid, why would you lose resolution and why does it make the picture grainy? And it still begs the first question, which is, why would a director choose to film a movie in a format that couldn't be used in most theaters thereby making it imposible to have the movie to shown correctly in those theaters?