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#95976
Topic
Sequels that should never be...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/95976/action/topic#95976
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Even your sole?


Yes!

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Originally posted by: ricarleite

You could use your prayer powers into something more useful, like the victims of the Tsunami or something...



ok

*Warbler prays*
in addition to ending the slasher films, please help the Tsunami victims. Oh, and one last thing....please give Ric a good kick in the rear end for being a smarta**! Amem
*End of prayer*


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#95815
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/95815/action/topic#95815
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I do not have a cell phone and rarely have need of one.

I think the only time I really wished I had one, was when I had run out of gas on a busy highway during rush hour. When I realized that my car was about to die, I tried to make it over to the side of the road, but my car died inbetween lanes thus partly two lanes of traffic on a busy highway during rush hour. Oh, and all this was taking place in the middle of a very bad hail/thunderstorm. That is the only time I really wanted a cell phone.
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#95849
Topic
Things we don't hate...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/95849/action/topic#95849
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I don't hate this. I found this on a personal blog, so I can't give the link. She'd kill me.

Died 24/7/365 in America's Heart, USA

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; however they could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still know him pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.


I agree with almost everything in this.

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#95811
Topic
Things we don't hate...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/95811/action/topic#95811
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Not unless george lucas Overshadows him and irreversably alters his thought process.


nowhere in this post do you meantion Lucas Posessing Mel. Any Dark Jedi Master would be able to overshadow him and irreversably alter his thought process without being a ghost.

hence my confusion at your posts .