Vultural

Wetherby - 1985 - 6/10

Early, a prophesy is spoken, which could resonate today:
“Logic also tells us that there must be constraints. That if people went around saying exactly what they feel, the result would be barbarism.”

The young man shows up out of the blue.
Friendly, yet withdrawn, moody. Suicidal, too, as it turns out.
His death stirs undercurrents throughout the community.
Old memories, resentments, faded promises, dashed obsessions.
I watched when it first screened (never having heard of Hare) and did not know what to make of it.
Still a puzzle, a film of aching loneliness, of disconnection within ones community.

Not mine, but this upcoming 5-Part Fan-Made Miniseries should interest Van Halen fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtaIh3GIdQM

The Insect Woman - 1972 - 6/10
AKA - Chungyo // 충녀

Too late, fellow patients warn the new arrival about female insects.
The ones who devour male partners after mating.
Professor Lee’s wife dominates him in business and in the household, leaving him impotent.
Meanwhile, one of his teenage students, forced to provide for her family, starts work as a hostess.
Meaning, casual prostitute. And as a virgin, her first time will cost plenty.

Professor and student start an affair, restoring his prowess, of which his manipulative wife is aware.
She even pays the girl an allowance.
Then things start to get surreal.

Pay attention all you want, the plot steadily loses cohesion.
Until the police arrive.
Strange Korean melodrama, desperately in need of a restoration.

The Danish Girl - 2015 - 6/10

Unsteady biopic of transgender pioneer, “inspired” by Einar Wegener (Lili Elbe).
30’s Danish artist goes from modeling female costumes for his artist wife, then cross-dressing at soirees.
Finally, he decides he was mis-born male and tries to convince medical types he is not insane.
Extremely earnest and correct film rings false on a few fronts.
One, the history is inaccurate - hence the “inspired” tag.
Wegener/Elbe was not the first operation, that was Dora R in 1921.
Eddie Redmayne, exceptional as Stephen Hawking in The Theory Of Everything, here is either miscast of suffers atrocious pancake makeup.
Not once could I accept him as female, transgender or cross-dresser.
This reminds me of gay cinema of the early 70’s (eg: The Boys In The Band).
Heavily viewed, embraced. Entertaining as broccoli.

Win 7 still receives a monthly Malicious Software Removal tool.
While it remains stable, I am careful browsing with it.
Important files are backed up weekly.
With Win 10, I have been informed my system cannot “upgrade” to Win 11.
That is dual boot, and I switched from Peppermint to Linuxmint this winter.
Has anyone moved to Win 11? Thoughts?
Win 10 end of support is two years away - 2025.

Venus - 2021 - 6/10

Mother knows the risks are immense, as she hurries to place her daughter Iris’s memories into a synthetic.
SciFi short borrows from Blade Runner and Ex Machina.
Even answers a question omitted by the latter.
This feels like a pitch, or proof-of-concept, yet is well done and leaves a door open.
Worth a look.
English subs = https://subscene.com/subtitles/venus-2021

The Search For John Gissing - 2001 - 5/10

Hotshot young Yank is transferred to London to help with a takeover merger.
Events turn south immediately. No pickup at Heathrow, the office is locked, the hotel is the wrong one.
Matthew’s boss (a delicious Alan Rickman) turns out to be a master game player.
Labored comedy is a very spotty affair.
Writer/director/star Mike Binder aims for Ben Stiller or Woody Allen, though he is not in their league.
He has the sense to surround himself with excellent comedians (Rickman, Janeane Garofalo, Juliet Stevenson).
Stale goods, nonetheless, might have been funnier decades earlier.

Various (Editor: Pardoe, Rosemary) - Ghost & Scholars Book Follies And Grottoes

Logical companion to G&S Book Of Mazes.
A baker’s dozen here, primarily follies. Some cursed, some haunted. From malevolent to melancholy.

The older couple with more money than sound judgment. Actually, a LOT of money. Lord Elphinstone spares no expense in restoring the Highland estate. Nor does he refuse his wife’s vision of one restoration. “Lady Elphinstone’s Folly” yields a surprise answer to lofty expectation.

“Branke’s Folly” is an ugly thing, mostly hidden, thankfully, from the landowner Strickland’s view. Not from his antagonistic neighbor’s sight, however. The Colonel, one of those disreputable bullies, wants to acquire the folly in order to demolish it. Acquire by any means necessary, and “no” is not an option.

Predating radar, the acoustic mirror was used to hear incoming sounds, aircraft. One, however, seems to retain stray sounds. Echoes. Revealing fragments of the stories lives of RAF pilots during World War II. John Howard’s “When I Heard My Days Before Me” is a thoughtful, aching glance over the shoulder, and is an ideal closer for this collection.

The Country Diary Of An Edwardian Lady - 1984 - 7/10

Lovely adaptation of Edith Holden’s book, which was quite popular a generation earlier.
12 episodes, one per month, this follows the changing seasons, as well as Holden’s life.
Nature fans will embrace the scenery. Topical points also raised (hunting limitations).
Holden herself is something of an enigma.
Pay attention and you will notice her family’s declining fortunes.
Her death was likewise a mystery, although producers offer unsupported hints, which they ought not have.
This series should be better known. Music by Jon Lord.

I Smile Back - 2015 - 7/10

Well acted across the board, but depressing, disturbing film of mental illness.
Mom (outstanding Sarah Silverman) drinks, pops pills, snorts lines, prowls for men who like doggie.
Stunts and reckless behavior to break the numbness.
Not shown, but probably when she’s on lithium.
When she skips the lith, she swings from belligerent to utterly withdrawn.
Childhood demons might be a cause, or it might be genetic.
Family and friends are trapped with her, or swirling near the edge of her whirlpool.
The soul in a tunnel with no light at either end.

Mansfield Park - 1999 - 6/10

Poor sparrow Fanny is invited to live with wealthier relatives at a young age.
She grows into a beautiful and intelligent woman. Marriage bait.
Then, as now, a lot of men don’t want no woman who’s too smart for her own britches.
And one with no fortune, no dowry?
Fanny is a wry observer, commentator, but still a back row student.
Producers attempt to “modernize” Austen with righteous stances on slavery.
Save for Harold Pinter, entire cast lacks charisma, lacks chemistry.

Madame Claude - 2021 - 6/10

Biopic of Parisian madam plays out like scattershot Twitter feed.
Straight off, pre-credits read, not based on or inspired by, but rather “Based on true events from the imagined life.”
Hello?
Claude runs a team of 300 prostitutes, so expect sex and (tasteful) nudity.
Comfortable with criminal racketeers, she likewise works with the police, and later the SDECE.
Who is she, Chuck Barris?
Wait a minute, “imagined life,” remember?
Jumbled mess of characters, incidents, scenes, without depth or coherence.

Japan Organized Crime Boss - 1969 - 6/10
AKA - Nihon boryoku-dan: Kumicho // 日本暴力団 組長

As the Danna Organization from Osaka expands and grows stronger, the Tokyo families form an alliance.
In the middle is the territory around the port of Yokohama.
The major factions exploit the smaller Yokohama groups as proxies, thereby sparing their own men.
(Anyone who cannot see modern day parallels is blind.)
After the boss is murdered, Tsukamoto becomes the new head of a small Yokohama group.
Trying to protect his men, he charts a careful unaligned course.
Moody, Kinji Fukasaku yakuza film mixes explosive violence with tactical lulls.
Doom laden, watching the small firm caught between powerful belligerents.

English subs = https://subscene.com/subtitles/japan-organised-crime-boss-nihon-boryoku-dan-kumicho/english/3076748

The Most Assassinated Woman In The World - 2018 - 6/10
AKA - La Femme la Plus Assassinée du Monde

Decadent premise, the ebbing nights of the Grand Guignol.
Well thought out backstage mise-en-scènes, allusions to troupe interactions.
Potentially compelling backstory for our main heroine, Paula Maxa
Acting theatrical, if not melodramatic, fitting for the subject matter of onstage murders being mirrored out on the cobblestone alleys.
For all that, the script, written by committee, is a muddled attempt.
Predictable shocks, with a serving spin at the end.
Felt like the creative team over-compromised.

Calling Dr. Death - 1943 - 6/10

Lon Chaney, taking a break from monster roles, plays a neurologist who uses hypnosis.
His own life ain’t so hot. His glamorous wife Maria runs around on him.
Until she is grotesquely murdered, that is.
Who do police target as suspect numero-uno?
Chaney is OK, supporting cast far better. Internal monologues used to good effect.
Several montages, excellent.
Fun commentary with film historian C. Courtney Joyner and Regina LeBorg (director’s daughter).

Millennium Mambo - 2001 - 6/10
AKA - Qian xi man bo // 千禧曼波

Akin to watching an in-your-face trainwreck.
Vicky floats through the neon nights of Taipei.
Boyfriend Hao Hao, anxious she will outgrow him, ensures she will never have any sort of career.
Even after she meets and hooks up with small criminal Jack, hers remains a listless existence.
Shu Qi is remarkable as Vicky, other characters are peripheral support.
One of my favorite sections (apparently trimmed) is Hokkaido Japan during a retro film festival.

Fire Of Love - 2022 - 7/10

Ofttimes puzzling documentary of volcanologists Katia and Maurice Krafft.
Much of their career was working as close as possible to eruptions and flows.
Both come across, at times, as reckless, chancing their luck, their lives.
At one point you see shoes melting, another time one canoes a lake of sulphuric acid.

Murkier is where they met, how they fund their expensive passion.
They describe themselves as freelancers, but jet-setting to fresh outbreaks must have been costly.
Commentary is sprinkled with speculations and assumptions, out of place in a doc.
Nevertheless, one watches this for the photography, which is top rate.

Le Fanu, Sheridan - A Little Fuchsia Book Of Fears

“Little” book makes a good sampler, a nice introduction to Le Fanu. Also fine for the veteran fan desiring a quick freshener.

“The Drunkard’s Dream” is a warning about the evils of drink. Reading this, I wondered – then as now – whether a souse would read this one, let alone heed.

Another cautionary tale, “Laura Silver Bell”, finds our heroine warned about handsome strangers. Or the modern equivalent, what I tell young girls, “don’t trust boys.”

So, would you make a deal with the devil? Under what circumstances? For what terms?
Luck has turned her face away from the young lord. Wealth squandered, forced to sell off assets, including the dogs, including some of the prize racehorses!
Nevertheless, he is offered a proposal that will turn misfortune around in a flash. “Sir Dominick’s Bargain” unrolls the tribulations, the coaxing temptation, as well as the contract.

Blue Jean - 2020 - 7/10

Jean is a young P.E. teacher, also a closeted lesbian in Thatcher Britain.
Section 28 is coming to the fore, and if outed, she could lose her job, possibly any job.
A new student arrives, unsettling the classroom and gymnasium dynamics.
Film excellent in showing the pettiness of school (no rosy nostalgia here), as well as the camaraderie of the women in what one supposes are private clubs.
Jean makes mistakes, has errors of judgment, trying to straddle two worlds in a high stakes era.
The women’s characters seem spot on (I worked with several for years, and I recognized a couple “types”).
Good film, neither sugar-coated nor preachy.

Budapest - 2018 - 6/10

Two junior execs, stymied on the Corporate ladder (they are not our kind, understand), launch a travel agency.
High end bachelor parties, stag night.
Attendees get a coked out guide, mass quantities of booze and drugs, strippers, playmates, access to military weapons.
What could go wrong? What do you think, Clyde?
Disasters on a colossal scale, and their business soars.
Uneven comedy skewers the foolishness of guys.

Jailbait - 1954 - 5/10

I suppose I’ve seen worse.
Don, son of a prominent – and wealthy – surgeon, gets busted for packing a gun.
He is also warned by the police, his sister, his father, not to associate with cheap thug Brady.
So, before you know it, Don and Brady commit armed robbery.
Shoddy film by auteur Ed Wood grinds to a periodic halt, yet he keeps tossing in scenes and ideas.
One being a black-faced minstrel smack in the middle of the story.
Lyle Talbot and Herbert Rawlinson shore up weaker players, outshine non-existent sets.
Very early film of a clean shaven Steve Reeves, pre-Hercules.

Cause For Alarm! - 1951 - 5/10

“Is your head bothering you?”
“Terribly, both of them.”
“Doctor, I made an absolute idiot of myself rubbing his head, both of them!”
For a brief moment, I wonder how this one sailed past the Code board.
That was the lone double entendre, and the whole story downshifts into a plod.
Fighter pilot George is now laid up at home, in physical and mental decline.
Wife Ellen intends to murder him, or so he imagines.
Loretta Young flutters effectively in cozy suburban thriller that strikes me as pure melodrama.

Murder In Castellane - 2020 - 6/10
AKA - Les Mystères de la Chorale

Returning home on her bicycle, a young woman is run over, then stabbed.
The police pair investigating the murder are a young, female captain, and a much older, seasoned commander.
It is her case, but he is showing her “the ropes.” When to lean on suspects, when to let them stew.
When to intrude on the bereaved for details, when to leave them alone.
This how-to is a plus for the mystery.
The victim is Turkish, Muslim, and quite early I theorized (correctly) what type of killing it had been.
Midway, with evidence, I realized the motive.
That is a minus, if I can work matters out like that.

Nightwalking - 2019 - 7/10

The office drone, living a hollow life, walks the city by night.
Commenting throughout on the emptiness of existence, with the oasis of color here and there.
He is a natural observer. Faceless. Almost invisible, thus tolerated, or ignored.

Midway, there is door, triggering curiosity and primal anxiety.
As with the dark itself, frightening yet tempting.
This has a good feel for what I often refer to as Past 2:00 AM.
For night owls, for the Cult of Ligotti, find this short.
Film = https://vimeo.com/504934006/ee093bec9d
Subs = https://www.mediafire.com/file/odqo6m4nplee4ez/Nightwalking-2019.srt/file

The Critic (1700) - 1982 - 7/10

Goodness, hang with this one, folks.
Slow to catch fire Restoration comedy by Sheridan.
Sharp, if dated, satire on playwrights.
First section mocks a turgid craftsman, scribe of overlong, boring plays.
Still, once Mr. Puff arrives, fasten your belts.
He writes the crowd-pleasers. The tentpoles of his day, akin to our absurd superheroes in pajamas.
Puff invites an investor and critic to a performance, and us along with them.
The finale piles numbers, effects, music, to astonishing, over-the-top effect!