- Post
- #514339
- Topic
- When Remakes are a Bad Idea
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/514339/action/topic#514339
- Time
Please tell me that Ripplin didn't self-censor Fun With Dick and Jane.
Please tell me that Ripplin didn't self-censor Fun With Dick and Jane.
I opened this thread fully expecting there to only be the one quote.
greenpenguino said:
MANY GIFS
Good post, twis-waaaait a second...
Now there are two of them!
Anchorhead said:
Coov said:
OK... I have been working on these as replacement covers since the others suck so bad. Thoughts?
I'm going to have to say - they're a thousand times better than what LFL is releasing. In fact, better than any they have ever released. Digging the simplicity. Nicely done, sir.
Agree! They look a billion times better.
Yeah, cloning from clones doesn't work. Boba just grew up slowly like a normal person.
Well, the gist of the clones and stormtroopers is this:
The original clone troopers during the Clone Wars were all cloned from genetic material of Jango Fett by the Kaminoans and trained by a hundred hand-picked (by Jango Fett) mercinaries, 75 of which were Mandalorians; this combination of good breeding and training over a ten-year growth span made them super awesome soldiers.
After Mace killed Jango, the Kaminoans could only made a few more batches of clones before the sample of his genetic material was rendered useless (something about the process makes it less and less viable as you clone from it).
At the end of the Clone Wars, the clone troopers were reorganized into the stormtrooper corps which were made the elite as they were Jango clones, and Palpatine recognized that he had to make what he had left last for awhile. Around this time there was a clone uprising on Kamino wherein the Kaminoans wanted to separate from the Empire because they were tired of having their services monopolized by Palpatine and used Jango clones to attack the Empire. Palpatine crushed that uprising and destroyed most of Kamino's cloning facilities; this is where the ban on cloning came from, in order to prevent this kind of thing happening again and keep anyone else from creating a clone army to take over the Empire like Palpatine took over the Republic.
A bit later on, the need to begin replacing the fast-dwindling stormtrooper corps became apparent, and so they slowly started to bring in normal recruits, as well as other cloned soldiers from other outstanding Imperial/Republic soldiers using Spaarti technology (which was not as good as the Kaminoan technique due to even more accelerated growth). This replacing caused a lot of animosity between the Jango clones and the new recruits due to the Jango clones' superiority, causing them to look down on the new recruits.
After a time, the 501st was the only pure-clone legion left, which was a point of pride for them. But eventually, even they started to have to bring in other recruits to keep the unit going. By the time of the Battle of Endor, most of the Jango clones had been replaced.
I had to do it.
Oh. Well shit. I read the rule wrong. This is awful.
I'm such a doofus.
RedFive said:
LOL, she had a macbook, but it broke.
IN YO FACE, C3PX.
TV's Frink said:
ferris209 said:
hot.like.fire was really hot.
Meh.
*stands by Frink*
darth_ender said:
(though I'm 154% Lucas would never allow such experimentation with his universe).
He lets Dave Filoni and the Clone Wars crew get away with quite a bit. They pretty regularly canonize a lot of the good EU.
Darth Bizarro said:
...because he was a cool jerk
*hits C harder than when Navi is bothering him*
TV's Frink said:
REJECTED
Just like your last attempt at sexual relations!
Snap!
What? I just invited her over for tacos! There was no pretense!
DuracellEnergizer said:
Lord, the more I see the cover art on the DVD packages, the more I hate them. I'm so sick of shitty Photoshopped shit.
Yeah, they're really the worst DVD covers ever.
Tacos.
And Frink's mother.
I want to read a lot of these long posts, but then I can't bring myself to. We need to start doing tl;dr's here.
Greenie's posts made me smile. So there.
"When Remakes Are A Bad Idea"
Sounds like a "When Good X Goes Bad" show.
21. Will be 22 next month.
I: There used to be (real) girls here?
II: Who are these people?
III: Would it be vain for me to post another picture of myself here?
*proceeds to engage in a slapfight with C3PS*