Moth3r said:
POSTS YOU NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE AT OT.COM
Tack said:
Thanks for getting this thread back on track, Frink.
When it comes to comedy threads, Frink is the utmost authority.
The bigger question is "can I stand idly by while these discussions carry on?"
Yes. Yes I can.
Sorry. I did let that get out of hand.
coltonlolz said:
Whoops, I make mistakes all the time.
Don't be so tough on yourself.
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nO HE DiDn't I'mmmmmmmm Fine.
Sorry. Where was I the last two minutes? And why is there blood on my hands?
ww12345 said:
coltonlolz said:
No I didn't, but it's a reference to just after the Millennium Falcon blasts out of Cloud City before they jump to lightspeed to where Alderaan was in the OT.
Are you sure?
Enough is enough! It was m---------ing Mos Eisly! Cloud City is THIS!
Mos Eisly is this!
GET IT RIGHT YOU INSUFFERABLEUP COPWHV UO)EHU )NHVUY*EWBGC&T(*@T^N( B*Y($Y^*(BNG&*%)N H*&Y)$B!!
Wait, huh? Are you discussing Serpa's preservation or your own?
StarThoughts said:
coltonlolz said:
No I didn't, but it's a reference to just after the Millennium Falcon blasts out of Cloud City before they jump to lightspeed to where Alderaan was in the OT.TV's Frink said:
Wait...those things weren't in the same movie!
Yes they were, go watch Ep. IV for proof.
Have you even watched these movies?
Of course he has!
You know, it's the classic tale about Starbuck Calrissian trying to return the Ring to Mordor while pursued by the evil wizard Zig-Zag, and accompanied by a robot who sounds like Milton Berle and an unexplained blind, psychic little girl. And there's also a beetle.
How did I not think of that line? Stupid, stupid, stupid!
He added a space. Makes ALL the difference.
emanswfan said:
Fixed.
A New Hope was released at just the right time.
Star Wars was released at just the right time.
THANK YOU!
Outtakes from some TV interview promoting ROTJ:
INTERVIEWER: We have here, a miss Carrie Fisher, a daughter of two pieces of Hollywood royalty and the leading lady in two of the highest grossing films to date. Right now, she's just completed filming of the next entry in the Star Wars saga, known as Return of the Jedi. How are you doing, Carrie?
CARRIE FISHER: I'm- I'm, I'm terribly sorry.
INTERVIEWER: Is something wrong?
CARRIE FISHER: Cut, please! Look, could you give me just a few minutes, I need to get ready.
INTERVIEWER: I-I suppose.
CARRIE FISHER: Thank you. Not a moment, I promise.
She walks off stage.
Later...
INTERVIEWER: Alright, where are we starting?
Carrie walks in, hair mussed, and now grimacing at everything she passes.
INTERVIEWER: Is everything all right now, Ms. Fisher?
CARRIE FISHER: What is that supposed to mean!?
She takes a seat, the interview looks around nervously.
INTERVIEWER: I beg your pardon?
Carrie quickly shakes her head and returns to her grin.
CARRIE FISHER: Forget it. Let's just do this b*tch and get it over with!
INTERVIEW: Are you all right?
CARRIE FISHER: I'm fine. Let's just take this from the top. I want to get out of here just as much as the rest of you miserable S.O.B.'s do.
The interviewer continues to gawk at her.
CARRIE FISHER: Well?!
INTERVIEWER: Yes, roll 'em! (teeth gritted) Quickly!
Who is this Thrawn guy, ok?
James Cameron's Avatar likely would be regarded along such fails as Cutthroat Island or Waterworld had it been released today.
Who was that directed at? Because if it was me, I sincerely apologize.
Thanks for getting this thread back on track, Frink.
And thanks for the kind words, Reegar.
I was hoping I'd be remembered for something more than my gross incompetence.
I've started a meme.
I"M THE GOD!! I"M THE GOOODD!!!!!!
TV's Frink said:
Oh carp, it was the wrong colton that got banned. :-(
W-w-was there more than one?
faceplam
How did he not go over the character limit?
That's probably a good idea. Terribly sorry.
Reegar said:
Speaking of actresses, everyone check out Audrey Hepburn.
Seventh picture of her I got was her in Breakfast at Tiffany's - with zombie makeup. Go figure.