Tack

What happened to SW:POO?

DuracellEnergizer said:

RicOlie_2 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

The Empire Strikes Back

Hired a beautiful young actress to play the body of Palpatine (I would have kept Clive Revill to play the voice, though).

 May I ask why you think a beautiful young girl is suitable to play Palpatine?

I've grown tired of antagonists who are ugly and misshapen on the outside. IMO, true evil is only ugly on the inside -- on the outside it is beautiful and attractive; if it weren't, if it were as ugly on the outside as on the inside, no one would ever give in to it.

On the flip side, I'd also like to see some protagonists who look like the Elephant Man; stereotypically beautiful heroes are just as tiresome as sterotypically hideous villains.

More than that, I actually think it'd be more unsettling and creepy to see someone   so beautiful with a deep, cold voice. It'd add another layer of creepiness.

You ever seen the Talosians? Same sort of aesthetic. 

DAMN IT, FRINK! 

WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!?!

Eric Stoltz as Luke could have worked...

I really wish Orson Welles could have been Vader.

That… would… be… awesome.

When does Maul use the force exactly? I think he could be even more intriguing if he never had a line, and wasn't a force-user.

Then again, what if he was the assassin in AOTC, and Dooku the mastermind behind the murder plot?

I'd like it if more of the content from the radio dramas was included. More of Luke on Tatooine, more of Han and him on Hoth.

Also, like I said, Vader played by a subtler British actor, and the Emperor by an old woman in make-up with a man's voice.

Neglify said:

Man it would suck if Frink died before 30k.

 Why did that thought occur to you?

DuracellEnergizer said:

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996) - 7/10

 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?

he still hasn't hit it!

Frink's mom is so stupid she thought Federico Fellini was an italian pasta.

(yes that was supposed to be bad)

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Greedo-shot-first-Star-Wars-Blu-Ray-Review/topic/13486/

I actually KNOW this guy. Personally.

He's kind of a jerk. (and not much of a typist, as you can see)

Neverar, why don't you go into writing?

Here I am, a guy who can't write decent dialogue to save his life, trying to write a four-part epic series, and here you are able to write something like that!

darklordoftech said:

There's people on TFN who claim that Vader was always supposed to be Luke's father and that everybody except for Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewie knew from the beginnng.

 Don't. Change. The Subject.

ADMIT YOURSELF! WE HAVE YOU CORNERED!! YOU"VE NOWHERE TO RUN!!!

Chris Greenham as Vader (voice)

Burt Reynolds as Han Solo

Richard Dreyfuss as C-3PO

They should so have focused on the offspring

Let's hope Ardnt's draft leaks.

I can't tell what the hell is going on?

I'd say if you changed the white balance on the 70mm frames it'd be a pretty accurate source.

darth_ender said:

And by the very Sam who inspired it too :(

 What are you implying?

darth_ender said:

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that crazy Jedi Council Forum!

 You do not exist to derail discussions!!!

How exactly?

It's been an idea for a while. Even incorporated into a few Episode III edits.

The biggest problem is that, as is, the films are about a bad egg who needed that last push to get to the side of evil, not a noble soul seduced by evil.

YES!

No sarcasm, no interaction, just everything-being-so-damned-serious-all-the-time dialogue. The conversations feel really stilted because they don't sound like real people at all.

I could argue both. I think a bit more toward the former.