TV's Frink

But I haven't even posted in here yet!

xhonzi said:

I had a CO sighting today.

Damn, if vfp hadn't beat me to it, I would have asked "don't you have a CO sighting everyday?"

Warbler said:

yeah,  I'd guess it is easier said than done.   I'd bet there's a 99.9999999999% chance that I'd end up dead if I tried.

I say go for it.  You don't get odds like 0.0000000001% every day.

I have a few questions for ricardo...

*penny*

...you are still going to join the fantasy baseball league, correct?

(CP3S don't you DARE answer this one)

*penny*

ABC posted in one of the off-topic threads today and I wanted to post another ABC Cat picture.  Where was that again?  I can't find it.

*penny*

Can I borrow a nickel?

fishmanlee said:

TV's Frink said:

Yeah but what do you mean when you say The Star Wars Saga?

:P

 every star wars movie in existance (TCW doesnt count)

You might want to re-read the original post.

:-(

Three more off-topic posts and I was going to nominate this for the Reasonable Question / Unreasonable Answer category,lol.

Scratch that, make it two more.

^I don't remember that scene.  Was it in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

Yeah but what do you mean when you say The Star Wars Saga?

:P

Train wreck added:

An Easy Way to Get Banned
Fuck all of ya!

ricardo said:

aircraft sucks. why can't we talk about something cool. like dr pepper. i heard doctor pepper was a pilot at one point in his career before moving solely to delicious carbonated beverages...

I found his plane!

ricardo said:

TVF,

c3px is hurting my feelings. i have low self esteem as it is. could you make him stop?

Kindest Regards,

Ricardo

p.s. c3px sucks

brake ovr!

ricardo,

i iz on brake so sry. maby ltr i helps ok thx.

TVF

Jiffy Pop can be sent by overnight air mail.

EyeShotFirst said:

It's kind of similar to, If your plane is hijacked, would you risk you life to save the people on the plane.

Are the hijackers snakes i suppose it would depend on how many snakes what kind they were and if they had any weapons other than their god-given weapons of course which raises the question if they even believe in god and if so is it the same kind of god as humans believe in or is it some snake god and if it is the snake god then what kind of powers does the snake god have and if the snake god and the human god were to battle for control of the heavens and jungles who would emerge victorious and if it was the snake god would we have to spend our lives praying to the snake god if we want to get into snake heaven or would we be ineligible for a snake heaven and where does the raptor jesus fit in to all of this?

C3PX said:

Oh yeah, and please submit your inquiries in the form of a questions.

Dear hot.like.CP3S,

I can has a questions?

Sincerely,
TVF

YoU GuYS arE gOInG tO PAy.  I foUNd mOrE dyNAmITe...

wHY wONt thiS DamN thINg LIghT?

Added to the Reasonable Question / Non-Reasonable Answer Sub-Category:

The Scariest Song in Star Wars?
Scariest star wars music/song/track/cue?

Davnes007 said:

TV's Frink said:

Pfft.  I'd like to see you try to hide that in a thong.

Actually, I'd like to see your avatar try it.  You, not so much.

I wouldn't be able to show that....but here's something you might like.

Sorry, not a fan.  There's a nice forest back there, I think, but the woman in the picture blocks a good 45% of it.

Pfft.  I'd like to see you try to hide that in a thong.

Actually, I'd like to see your avatar try it.  You, not so much.

ESF, might I recommend getting a Basic Instinct ice pick for protection?

ricardo said:

 I am not responsible of any damages from said soothage. I am licensed by the TV's Frink's school of Soothage. Any complaints can be turned into TV's Frink.

We've got enough TV's Frink's running around here as it is.  Please don't create more!

ferris209 said:

ricardo said:

C3PX said:

Okay, so here is my question (penny thrown, by the way), how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

I refuse to answer this question due to threat of legal action by said woodchuck.

 

**psst - the woodchuck was just found to be involved in a child porn ring in malaysia. those dang woodchucks are perverted to the core, i'm telling you!**

Awe man! This "Ask Ricardo" thread is a scam!! Just like those dang fortune teller machines!!

No kidding!  I even submitted a penny, and no answer to the question of how my hair looks this morning.  Now it's afternoon, so the question doesn't even apply anymore.

I want my penny back!

New Sub-Category!

The {DoS}Hellhound Sub-Category

{DoS}Hellhound vs. PSYCHO_DAYV Part I
Unreal Tournament 3

{DoS}Hellhound vs. The Original Trilogy
The Prequels r sooo much more better that the original

{DoS}Hellhound vs. {WiN}Hellhound
Any Diablo2 or Warcraft Players out there

{DoS}Hellhound vs. PSYCHO_DAYV Part II
Where the hell, are the mod guys?!

vote_for_palpatine said:

<nonsense>

Sorry dude, but you've proven all you know how to do is lob insults. I'm done with you and this "discussion."