TV's Frink

yotsuya said:

putting someone to sleep

#rotjpigmenneverforget

Hardcore Legend said:

I think surviving poison gas is just called holding your breath.

Give it a try and let us know how it works out.

The old Possessed (from last week?) would not have given a shit. But if he wants to suddenly find forum-police religion (including changing the rules because he didn’t like the things I posted despite the fact that I followed the rules), that’s fine, I give up.

Hardcore Legend said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

I really don’t see the point in bringing back Lando.

Because there was internet tantrums thrown after the last film,

There were internet tantrums thrown after all the Disney films.

Why is it acceptable to put either ketchup or mustard on a burger but only ketchup on fries?

Mustard is really good.

I never expected this from you man.

Possessed said:

TV’s Frink said:

If you want to make rules to suck all the fun out of the thread, cool. See ya.

thanks, I’ve been hoping you’d leave for a while now.

I lied.

You’re both reported for breaking rule #2.

dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

some milk and some juice, and some whiskey

that is a weird eggnog receipe

No weirder than proclaiming milk as the national meal drink standard.

dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

next divisive food topic:

Ketchup v catsup

putting ketchup on eggs
putting ketchup on hash browns
putting ketchup on popcorn

You answered your own v.

But ketchup is allowed for fries, fry-derivatives, hamburgers and hotdogs, and hamburger/hotdog derivatives.

Hash browns are a close call but probably fall under the fry derivative category.

Eggs…no sir.

Popcorn? I’ve notified the authorities.

i agree.

i had a roomate who put hot sauce on popcorn, so i figure someone here must put catsup on it.

I hope that roommate is in jail.

DominicCobb said:

Water is just about the only thing I drink, period.

We’ve taught our girls to drink water most of the time. They get some milk and some juice, and some whiskey, but most of the time it is water. When we go out to meals with my sister’s family, they get chocolate milk 90% of the time. Ours get water, and it’s treated like we’re running a prison camp at our house.

People are dumb.

Same as other three word story thread except for the rules

1. You can post anything that doesn’t break the forum rules
2. No three word posts allowed
3. No squirrels allowed
   3a) Squirrel Girls are allowed.

If you want to make rules to suck all the fun out of the thread, cool. See ya.

Warbler said:

Dek Rollins said:

Water at meals is weird,

why?

It’s not, don’t fall for it. Dek is weird, not water.

Warbler said:

Coffee is nasty??? .

I agree it is. Tastes disgusting. Decent ice cream though.

dahmage said:

next divisive food topic:

Ketchup v catsup

putting ketchup on eggs
putting ketchup on hash browns
putting ketchup on popcorn

You answered your own v.

But ketchup is allowed for fries, fry-derivatives, hamburgers and hotdogs, and hamburger/hotdog derivatives.

Hash browns are a close call but probably fall under the fry derivative category.

Eggs…no sir.

Popcorn? I’ve notified the authorities.

Dek Rollins said:

Water at meals is weird

You’ve never been to a restaurant.

DE sock confirmed.

Dek Rollins said:

TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

Possessed said:

I only drink skim milk, come at me bro

and i only drink almond milk.

I drink

-Skim milk
-Almond milk
-Soy milk

They all get the job done, which is to suspend my cereal and become a cereal flavored drink, or to add a little more flavor to oatmeal.

You don’t eat Oreos?

Not usually, but I’ll allow this exception. Milk and cookies works. But it works fine with skim milk.

Also I’ve never heard of anyone not drinking milk with meals in general. Sometimes soda pop but the standard is whole or 2% milk. Mix in some chocolate milk when extra flavor is desired.

Milk is the standard meal drink? Are you a time traveler from the 50s or something?

Mrebo said:

TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

Possessed said:

I only drink skim milk, come at me bro

and i only drink almond milk.

I drink

-Skim milk
-Almond milk
-Soy milk

They all get the job done, which is to suspend my cereal and become a cereal flavored drink, or to add a little more flavor to oatmeal.

Now I see why you’re so sensible.

Thanks.

MILK is just MLK with one eye.

dahmage said:

DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.

Milk should never be drunk on its own.

Well if you’re talking about skim, soy, and almond milk, then you’re absolutely right.

the only time it is OK to drink milk on its own is if you are an infant, nursing.

that is my hot take.

although i let my toddler drink milk (whole).

All correct.

and also sesquipedalianism.

believed in Antidisestablishmentarianism

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MILK, HARVEY MILK, AND MLK.

DominicCobb said:

The difference in taste between 1% and 2% milk is fairly insignificant.

Same for skim, except it’s not even a taste as much as a mouth feel. Skim milk is thinner.