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#187186
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I'm Backkkkkkkkk: version 2
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Choosing to read either this thread or the original Hot Like Fire thread is like being forced to eat one of two pieces of dog shit.

It is exactly like it, and I choose the Doberman shit.

Everytime Hot Like Fire travels more than 15 feet from her house she should make a thread about it, a blog entry, a thread about the blog entry, and then she should compile all the information into a designated final blog, and post a new thread with a link to to the final blog.
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#186186
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Brian Gumble
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I could fucking curl. I've never curled before... but curling? Not a problem. I was born to curl sweetheart, and I could curl those Olympic assholes under the table.

I've slid plenty of shit across ice before, and I've used a broom.

I could easily combine the two. I'm going to make a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be curling" and stick it right next to my "Bumpah Stickah" bumper sticker.
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#186054
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Brian Gumble
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I don't know much about Bryant Gumble... but I heard his "controversial" statement. As far as the Winter Olympics being an over hyped joke - he's spot on.

I'm not too familiar with the winter sports scene.... but I turned on the television a few days ago and they were "Curling." One shithead would slide a block of crap across some ice while two other douchebags tip toed in front of it and swept the ice with barber shop brooms. This is the Olympics? I had to check my bong head to make sure someone didn't slip some crack in there. How long until juggling and spinning plate balancing are Olympic Events? Olympic events should require at least some measure of athletic ability, not just skill.

As for the other crap about the questionable legitimacy of the Winter Olympics given the fact that virtually no "black faces" are seen during competition.... what the fuck would he know? He looks like he barely has the strength to lift his microphone up to his rambling mouth, and his fat ass is in no way black. I consider myself blacker than Bryant Gumble, and that isn't saying much seeing as if I'm subjected to more than 15 minutes of direct sunlight I turn red like a dog dick.... I say "Sheeeeeit" and "Wassup" sometimes so that makes me blacker by default. Spread the word.




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#184340
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adamwankenobi i miss u
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This title of this thread should be changed to "Retard Zoo."

You know how when you go to a regular zoo most animals are nowhere to be seen? Usually they're hidden behind bushes or sleeping in their caves.

We don't have this problem at the retard zoo.

Now all this special dish needs is a sprinkling of Shimraa and SLAM!

There it is.

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#183092
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Funny Stories
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I was over my buddy's a while back, and I had this bottle of terrible imported rum to myself. After a while one of my buddy's had passed out, and the few that were left were just trying to sober up enough to drive home. I did not stop drinking however, and at some point I lost my memory. After around 20-25 shots I guess I had to urinate, so I stood up, whipped it out, pointed it at my buddy's cat's litter box and just let it fucking fly. Apparently my aim was a little off... it was like an old lady trying to operate a fire hose, and I ended up going all over my buddy's floor and Playstation 2. Everyone was just staring in disbelief I was told.

I didn't not remember doing any of that - at all. I was told the next day.
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#182167
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hot like fire thread
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Originally posted by: Everescent
A certain amount of discretion should always be observed when talking about bodily functions or the fulfillment of bodily needs.

Take, for example, the need to expel waste. You don't casually bring up in a conversation: "Man, I just took the biggest dump," or "I love taking a piss, it's such a relief." The same goes for the fulfillment of other needs/urges (depending on your perspective) such as masturbation. It's one of those private things that you just keep to yourself. It's not pleasant to talk about, so people don't, and let's face it- the world is not 100% mature. People are often uncomfortable talking about sex, intimacy, what have you. It is partially for the sake of these people that you don't talk about these things, and partially because of cultural conditioning.

You can rage against society and culture all you want, but that won't change what is and will be for a long time. Maybe you're a non-conformist, but in this case, you basically do so to the exclusion of having non-extremist friends and normal relationships if you bring this sort of thing up a lot.

EDIT: For the record, recent statistics state that 96% of males do it. I don't know the female statistics, and I won't hazard a guess.


This post made me want to masturbate on your face.



This has become a terrible thread. Look at yourselves. What are you even talking about? So many posts and so little meaning. Shame on all of you.
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#181948
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<strong><strong>BLADE RUNNER: The Unauthorized OFF-WORLD Box Set</strong></strong> (Released)
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Originally posted by: digitalfreaknyc
I have that. I'm your source for all things Harrison


When do you think that version you were talking about that used the entire dual layer disc for slightly better quality will be put to DVD?

That should be incorporated into the set, as well as that interview CD (and any other interesting BR stuff.)

I think it'd be nice to have an all-in-one type package like the one this thread is going for.