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Stinky-Dinkins

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#238001
Topic
Snakes on a Plane
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Originally posted by: Montcalm
Read this at another board.
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PHOENIX (Reuters) - Life imitating art is all very well. Unless, that is, it's a movie about deadly snakes on the rampage.

Movie chain AMC Entertainment Inc. said pranksters at one of its Phoenix theaters released two live diamondback rattlesnakes during a showing of the film "Snakes on a Plane" last Friday. No one was injured.


Wahahahaha.

Ahhhh, huge fan.

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#237987
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hot like fire thread
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Originally posted by: Jay
Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
Maybe Cock-And-Balls is a rare type of plant and Jay was just giving him gardening advice, and I don't think that's unreasonable.


Somebody's been using Google.


The rare Southern Cock-And-Balls plant can only be pollinated by Fruit Bats. I bet you didn't know that. Not "Fruit Bats" as in the Fruit Bat species, either.

Gay bats, that's what I'm getting at here Jay.

Homosexual bats.
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#237976
Topic
GOOD BYE, OLD FRIENDS...
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Is it too early to make Dayv-related jokes... is it still a sensitive issue? I am of the opinion that it is not too early, but hey - that's just me.

He typed as if he had just recently swallowed a bullhorn and it was making it impossible to control the volume of his voice - to be perfectly honest that always confused the bejesus out of me. Motherfucker should have come with a volume knob.

Turn it way down. Can somebody say weirdo, I mean, holy shit.

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#237950
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hot like fire thread
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It looks like the guy who types in all caps at all times (presumably due to insanity) has left, Shimra and Hot Like Fire remain easily confused and grammatically incorrect, and Warbler continues to express his emotions through smileys.

That’s where you stand Jack.

I'm pretty sure the problem could have been avoided if the guy who was constantly e-yelling had loaned a few caps and punctuation marks to Hot Like Fire and Shimraa, and Warbler was given a ball of yarn to keep him occupied for a few days.


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#226146
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Nightmares & Dreamscapes
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No, I have no idea what that is. A few nights ago, though, I had a dream a buddy of mine and I were driving around in my car and suddenly right in front of us a police cruiser starting chasing a speeding criminal. We kept up with them by driving 90 MPH, we were inches behind them complete with a crazy view of the entire thing. Anyway, after a little while another policeman pulled us over because we were going about 90 and they searched my car (finding nothing.) They searched my buddy afterwards and found an 1/8th and several bowls in his pockets, so they cuffed him and took him away. They said that my punishment for transporting someone who was carrying was that I had to wake up at 8AM the following morning and drive giant robots with the entire department. At first I was like "Aww, fuck - that sounds like a pain in the ass," but as soon as I actually got my ass up the next day and got into my giant robot it ended up to be one of the most kick ass dreams ever. At first it seemed like a nightmare with all the exciting chasing, searching, and supposed punishment but it ended up to be quite the cream dream.
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#224350
Topic
.: The XØ Project - Laserdisc on Steroids :. (SEE FIRST POST FOR UPDATES) (* unfinished project *)
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Originally posted by: vbangle
Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
I did it!

That's a lie.

I can't wait for the legit release though.


I mean no offense, but why do you have a huge obnoxious "robodad" cartoon in your sig? How does that have anything to do with this forum? Remember that there are kids on this forum too, and a fuck me cartoon seems highly inappropriate....just my 2 cents.....


I made it way less offensive just for you, big guy.