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#74641
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/74641/action/topic#74641
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If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
It's the make war not love season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.


EDIT: I am republican.

Post
#74519
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/74519/action/topic#74519
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Here's a good one I heard today, but if u don't get it, there will be a short explaination.


A little boy was being beaten by his father, so the parents got divorced. Then, the mother began beating the boy, so as a friend found out, she let the correct folks know and the mother was taken to court. With the little boy at court, the judge determined the custody of the little boy would be given to his aunt.
"No!" the boy protested, "she beats me more than my mother."
The judge took this into consideration, and then he turned to the boy's only other relatives, his grandparents.
"No!" the boy shouted again, "they beat me worse than anyone!"
The judge did not know what to do about this, but he knew he could not put the boy with someone who would harm him. He asked the boy, "Who do you propose we give custody of you over to?"
After a long deliberation, it was announced that custody of the little boy would be given over to the San Fransisco 49ers, since they can't beat anybody!


Note: The 49ers are a football team who is currently 1-6