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Rogue-theX

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When You Are a Movie/TV Character...
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You can:

Re-gain your footing and continue fighting after being thrown into something solid like a dense metal object at a speed/impact ratio that would kill most people, and usually you will have no signs of injury.

Make an awesome speach when you need to.

Have no experience with weapons but when the time comes you`ll be able to wield said weapons at an expert level.

Have a heart to heart with annoying piano music in the background that will not cause you to look around and ask where said music is coming from.

Not listen to the audience`s persistent warnings.

Take your eyes off the road for unnatural/dangerous ammounts of time.

Never realize its a film being projected outside your car window.

Make friends with aliens.

Kill unstobable aliens.

Fly alien spacecraft with no prior experience.

Make a complete shit understand your point of view.

Can learn a foreign language simply by listening.

Be hit by a bullett and never complain about it.

Get wounded but not bleed because theres no time for that.

Not fall into the vacuum of space when you open that huge door that seperates you from space.

Fall a hundred feet and get up again.

Never figure out you are a replicant.

Figure out you are a replicant.

Be the only human on the planet while everyone else is a replicant.

Come back from the dead.

Die when styrafoam rocks hit you in the head.

Spend half an hour programming KIT`s stupid computer thing for a mega cool lazer blast and not be destroyed by unstobable transport trucks.

Survive pretty much anything so long as you are in KIT.

Drive an ill-equiped car on water.

Drive a car under a transport truck.

Do stupid shit in the matrix.

Do stupid shit outside the matrix.

Avoid the deadly light of a sun by running in the opposite direction.

Be a Vampire and survive daylight.

Be in a deleted scene.

Run the exact same course of events millions of times and never notice it.