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Rogue-theX

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#1133356
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The New Thread Thread
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How 'bout an original tabloid thread? Example headline that could then be discussed:

NEW SURGERY GIVING DOGS THE POWER OF SPEECH, OWNERS SAY NO!

random dog owner on the street said “dogs are annoying enough without talking, can you imagine how annoying they would be telling you every thirty seconds that they want another treat, or going on and on about that time it almost caught a squirrel but had to lick its crotch suddenly, or how many people walked passed the house every day and what they smelled like? I lay brick, so I have a REAL life with responsibilities, this is just the Liberal’s trying to get more votes is what it is.” ect.

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#1119101
Topic
Muxing up Movie quotes
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A British tar is a soaring sole
as free as a mountain bird
his energetic fist should be ready to resist
a dictatorial word

His nose should pant
and his lip should curl
his cheeks should flame
and his brow should furl
his bosom should heave
and his heart should glow

And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow

His eyes should flash with an inborn fire
his brow with scorn be wrung
he never should bow down to a domineering frown
or the tang of a tyrant tongue

(translated from unintelligible rambling)
His foot should stamp
and his throat should growl
his hair should twirl
and his face should scowl
his eyes should flash
and his breast protrude


And thish should be hish cushtomary achichude

Jedit: Carp, Connery aint British.