How about a happy news thread for posting happy news articles, think Anchorman with the waterskiing squirrel, or in Anchorman with Ming Ping the panda that gives birth to more pandas, or Anchorman 2 with the top story on America, her being the greatest country in the world. I don’t want to hear about whats wrong with America or russia or north korea or china or the Europes or the Canadas, I want to hear about whats right with those places. I want to hear about a heroic dog that rescues a helicopter from a fire. I want to hear about the president of Earth coming to an understanding with the bear population and all parties benefit and receive tax breaks, increased wages and health care benefits, which in turn affords the bears a chance to get their driving licenses. I want to hear about a Giraffe that cooks meals for the homeless but moonlights as an impressionist artist. I want to hear about a guy who finds a 50 dollar bill on the sidewalk and takes his special lady friend on an expensive date using blank forged checks, wins big on scratch 'n wins and has enough to pay for the forged cheques court battles and some left over for a quality frozen pizza.
Worst case scenario: thread never gets an update past the first post and falls into obscurity. FAST.
Best case scenario:
Actually I have no idea what the best case scenario would be since I have never read a happy news thread.