Ric Olie

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Join date: 3-Sep-2009
Last activity: 29-Nov-2013
Posts: 1,228

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Post: #418190
Topic: Return of the Jedi - your opinion?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418190/action/topic#418190
Time: 3-Jun-2010 9:33 AM

Gaffer Tape said:

I couldn't resist.

That's what she said!

*snicker*

Post: #418186
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418186/action/topic#418186
Time: 3-Jun-2010 9:26 AM

Ok guys, I'm not the Queen of England and this isn't Oktoberfest. Back to work.

Post: #418112
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418112/action/topic#418112
Time: 2-Jun-2010 10:13 PM

Yeah, you're going to have to ask Angela about that.

Sheesh. Believe this guy?

Post: #418079
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418079/action/topic#418079
Time: 2-Jun-2010 7:01 PM

Ok, ok...we got it already. First rule of comedy? Don't keep repeating bits. Move on to the next joke.

Alright, back to work...unless someone else has some new material!

Post: #418062
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418062/action/topic#418062
Time: 2-Jun-2010 6:29 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 6:29 PM

HA!!!! Woo-hoo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That is a good one! A hat? Man oh man that was funny! Woooooo....

Anyway, I love the blue hair, even if you won't tell me your secret.

Post: #418048
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418048/action/topic#418048
Time: 2-Jun-2010 5:55 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 5:56 PM

Everyone, I'd like you to meet our new Temp, CP3S.

Now ladies, he is an extremely hansom chunk of man meat just like me, but let's try and stay professional in our conduct.

To answer your question, CP3S, this is Kevin...

...and Toby isn't worth bothering with. Now then, I have a question for you. How do you get your beard looking so luxurious, or your hair that wonderful shade of blue?

Post: #418011
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418011/action/topic#418011
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:45 PM

ZING!!! I'd hate to be that guy!

Post: #418009
Topic: This Thread Is Currently About...Bingo and/or Wings!!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418009/action/topic#418009
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:45 PM

*facepalm*

Post: #418007
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418007/action/topic#418007
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:41 PM

Sluggo, try to keep up with the rest of the class! Jeez, you're worse than Toby. Just look in Page 72 of the new Dunder Mifflin operational handbook, and you will see that you need to refresh your cache.

Post: #418005
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418005/action/topic#418005
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:40 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 3:40 PM

Davnes007 said:

........Ummmmmm............well.....okay...

**lowers shotgun**

...those triscuits better be good!

...

**exits...but then peeks back in for a second**

What should I wear to the party?

That's what she said!!!

...um...

...I don't know, I guess just wear something flirty.

Post: #418003
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/418003/action/topic#418003
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:38 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 3:39 PM

Sluggo said:

When is the next office retreat?

Good question! Sluggo, you will be happy to know that we will be going on an office retreat again as soon as Kevin pays back all the office retreat funds that he spent on doughnuts.

Post: #417999
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/417999/action/topic#417999
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:19 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 3:22 PM

Warbler said:

there is no way I am working for you.

That's it, you're fired!

*sobs*

Post: #417998
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/417998/action/topic#417998
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:18 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 3:21 PM

Davnes007 said:

My last paycheck bounced!!.......

**cocks shotgun**

...I want my money!........I WANT IT NOW!!!

Hey there, little lady, why don't you put away the shotgun? I'm sure we can work something out. Why don't you skedaddle over to the break room and munch on some Triscuits while I call corporate and check on this for you.

Also, I'm having a party at my condo this weekend if you're interested.

Post: #417996
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/417996/action/topic#417996
Time: 2-Jun-2010 3:16 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 3:21 PM

Sluggo said:

Can I go home early? And what to I have to do to get a raise around here?

No....and that's what he said.

Post: #417972
Topic: LOST
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/417972/action/topic#417972
Time: 2-Jun-2010 1:54 PM

C3PX said:

...even if plenty of people would have been messing their pants while screaming...

That's what he said!!!

Post: #417970
Topic: The Mock Introduction Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/417970/action/topic#417970
Time: 2-Jun-2010 1:51 PM

C3PX said:

I already used Fink once, and now I have used him again.

That's what she said!!!

Post: #417969
Topic: Hello, I'm Your New Boss.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/417969/action/topic#417969
Time: 2-Jun-2010 1:48 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2010 1:49 PM

Yes, I'm Michael Scott, and you now work for me. But don't worry! Bosses don't have to be scary...they can be your best friend if you let them...um...be. And just like everyone on that new ABC show Happy Town, we're going to have a really fun time full of happy...ish...ness.

Post: #417702
Topic: The Mock Introduction Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/417702/action/topic#417702
Time: 1-Jun-2010 4:01 PM

: Hi, I'm a guy with a blue hat and a beard and scary eyes, and I'm a FLATHEAD!!!

I'm crushing your head! Crush crush crush!

Post: #416990
Topic: Actors/Characters Who Destroyed OR Helped a Franchise
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/416990/action/topic#416990
Time: 27-May-2010 5:49 PM

I'll decide what's obvious, flathead!

Post: #416724
Topic: Will anyone who cares about those Stupid Bayformers films see part 3 w/out Megan FOX?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/416724/action/topic#416724
Time: 26-May-2010 5:41 PM

Megan Fox, you say? Why, I already hit that...with my fingers!

CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH!

Post: #416723
Topic: SW Episode III - Reign of the Dark Side (* unfinished project *)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/416723/action/topic#416723
Time: 26-May-2010 5:40 PM

I warned you, Mr. My-Head-Is-Not-Yet-Flat!

CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH!

Post: #416718
Topic: SW Episode III - Reign of the Dark Side (* unfinished project *)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/416718/action/topic#416718
Time: 26-May-2010 5:31 PM

Darth Wagner said:
But you see, this way of implying things is a refreshment in PT where there are lots of Ric Olie way of explaining.

I ought to crush your head for saying such a thing, but since I don't know you, I'll let it go...

...this one time!

Post: #416610
Topic: Classic LOL Moments in OT.com History
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/416610/action/topic#416610
Time: 26-May-2010 9:00 AM — Edited 26-May-2010 9:00 AM

Gaffer Tape said:

If I'm not mistaken, your face is a joke!

If I'm not mistaken, your face is crushed!

Post: #416516
Topic: Farewell Diet Gaffer Tape! (& Crane Brothers) We barely knew thee!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/416516/action/topic#416516
Time: 25-May-2010 6:12 PM — Edited 25-May-2010 6:13 PM

Listen here, bkev, if that is your real name...I don't know if I've ever seen someone with such a flat head in my life! It isn't Carrie Fisher, it's just an avatar. Other than me, no one here is who they say they are. Got it?

And by the way...don't think you can escape a head crush just because your head is already so flat!

CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH!!!

Post: #416476
Topic: NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/416476/action/topic#416476
Time: 25-May-2010 4:04 PM — Edited 25-May-2010 4:05 PM

IT'S A TRAP!!!