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Loconut said:
Now stop poking like that and eat some popcorn with me.
That's what she said!
*snicker*
Bingowings said:
...I usually get nowhere entering anyone's drawers.
That's what she said!
Julia Roberts in a bikini? Blech! So she's a famous cook, who cares? She's really old and sad and I don't want to see her in a bikini. Getting Amy Adams to play her in that movie was just too much.
Ok...
*nervous giggle*
It's the adventure bus have you got your stuff together Michael we are all going on an adventure who?
Who's there?
Warbler said:
oh good god!
That's what she said!
*chortle*
Wait, we already...
...fine, whatever.
Interrupting Cow.
Arrghhh. Listen, Bingowings, if I give you this Chilis gift card...
...will you just go away?
Ok, anyone else?
Alright, I'm back. Everyone into the conference room...
...
...
...
Ok, we need a little brainstorming here. My mind has been going like a mile an hour and I can't figure out a way to get you people motivated to work harder. Let's face it, if we're going to get anything done, it's not going to be because of me....
...ahem...
Anyway, let's get popping and locking with the freshness ideas!
Who's there?
....
...
DAMMIT!!! I'M GOING HOME!
Ok, moving on...
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Who's there...
Dammit Bingowings, this is my joke, and I said you are dead to me!
Knock knock, and Bingowings don't you dare answer, or so help me, I will ship you to Dwight's beet farm and tell him you're a rabbit.
Oh my god, you are so LAME! Someone please get a couple of the warehouse guys up here to send Bingowings home for the day.
*sigh*
Knock knock...
Sorry Mr. "Moth3r," whatever the hell that means, but these guys work for me now. Unless you've been hired by corporate?
Didn't think so. You snoozeish, you loseish.
Gaffer Tape said:
Who's there?
Oh, wait. Or was that for Bingowings?
Bingowings is dead to me. So yes, your response was correct. And of course Bingowings ruined another joke. So we have to start over.
Knock knock!
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
If I'm on the show, how can I crash the show?
pull a Joaquin Phoenix.
That's what she said!
*snicker*
Bingowings, you make me sad.
OK, time for another joke! Ready?
Knock knock!
*snicker*
Your mother was great on our date last night. We totally had sex!
*guffaw*
No! Geez Bingowings, your sense of humor is worse than Toby's. Don't mess up my jokes!
Ok, I said knock knock, Gaffer Tape said who is it, and I said your mother. Let's keep it going people!
Your mother.
*snicker*
Ok gang, everyone has been working pretty hard, so time for a quick break.
Hey, I know, who likes jokes? I've got a good one!
Knock knock...
xhonzi said:
Might as well tell me you're washing your blue, blue hair.
See? I knew it wasn't a hat! Suck it, C3PX.
Sounds like someone is a little jealous of those awesome batteries. Maybe you should study harder next time.
Wow! It's like looking at an older, uglier, more depressing version of me.
xhonzi said:
This is taking forever!
That's what she said!!!
That's what she said!
*snicker*
Hey, why is everyone looking at me like that?