Post Praetorian

Well, yes, I did feel somewhat despondent with the prospect of leaving you on the sidelines...but rest assured not only will I be more than pleased to review it again in your presence, but also I will have forgotten most of the salient details so the re-showing should please the both of us equally...!

Simply...you do understand the persistence with which your grandmother seeks to exhibit her 3D television...and what was I to do once the popcorn was made...?

Well done! Felicitations, mon gars...!

RicOlie_2 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

If Hell is real and sinners do end up in it, they suffer only as long as they sinned, and their suffering is only as great as their sins. Since no one has committed infinite sins, no ones burns in Hell eternally.

Every sinner who has ever lived atones eventually -- every sinner.

 That sounds more or less like the Catholic concept of Purgatory, though those who reject God even once they've seen him do get stuck in Hell forever.

Some think that no one would reject God in this case, and that even if they did, they would change their mind eventually. I disagree, though I can't offer any evidence either way.

 ...seemingly it could be imagined in such an instance as my own...for the manifold God that might seek to embrace this traveler must needs have more than a few chords missing from the top notes of harmony...and unlikely would be the scenario in which such a welcome might be returned in any case...

...at least, not on equal terms...and, at least, not with equal vigor...and, certainly, not without at the very least a suspicion of turpitude...

Wouldn't that be nice, hmm...? Now how might we elect you God, as your philosophy seems the more reasonable...?

Wait, what is your policy on a multi-faith Heaven?

Watched the Hobbit Trilogy. I truly must say I very much appreciated the third film especially...I enjoyed the elves being elves...found the dwarves appropriately short...considered the battles pleasing to the eye...and noted the fellow running about being called Da' to have a charming family...

Team Negative Bunny will not allow you to succeed...! We have placed among you a spy...and at the right moment that spy will...that spy will...well that spy will spy, most likely...

My two bits, if I may...seemingly is it possible that this Team Negative One account might exist upon a computer at their secret scanning hideout (whereby they might be busily scanning such prints as might be scannable), so that, should one among the members present wish to speak on their entire behalf, he might more easily make use of said station while all may yet be gathered nearby--perhaps eating an inordinate amount of pizza--where it might be expected that all may give consent with a nod of the head or, perhaps with a furrow of the brow denote dissent? 

Alternately, is it possible that said team is merely comprised of an individual with pronounced schizophrenic tendencies...?

Danfun...surely you jest? How could the noble master of bunnies allow this poster to be assimilated whilst on holiday...? Surely the fight must continue...? Will you not return to spare us this debasement...?

...and just as this team initiative was becoming interesting...

...we will leave a spot at the table for you...

RicOlie_2 said:

Post Praetorian said:

I have enjoyed this thread immensely...thank you Danfun...although I seem to have a lot of catching up to do if I am to understand what it is for...

Seemingly we have now formulated teams? How might I now join this team my good Bunny Emperor? What then shall be our next move?

 Read at least the first couple pages of each of the following threads (in the given order):

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Negative-One-and-TeamNegativeOne/topic/17827/

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Join-Team-Ender/topic/17848/

You'll probably need to follow links in the first one to get an idea of the background behind it, since you haven't been out of Off Topic much, and especially not recently.

 Ah, thank you...

Warbler said:

WE are the Team_Ender.   You will assimilated.   We will add your uniqueness to our own.  Resistance is futile.

*Assimilates Post Praetorian*

 Oh dear...that was unexpectedly swift..!

I have enjoyed this thread immensely...thank you Danfun...although I seem to have a lot of catching up to do if I am to understand what it is for...

Seemingly we have now formulated teams? How might I now join this team my good Bunny Emperor? What then shall be our next move?

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 At the risk of stealing your bit....

?

 It reminds me of Stephen King's It...I suspect that was the reference...

*sigh* <--borrowed from Warbler...

I disagree, though perhaps it is because I remain only in the off-topic area, seemingly the more activity this site elicits from its members the more excuse for participation. Particularly since this sock is an open secret it poses little likelihood of causing any real difficulty. It is simply a prop, not a tool for a troll...

RicOlie_2 said:

I was just reading some posts I made soon after I joined the forum. I was very similar to me back then, but the way I write appears to have changed a fair bit. I wonder how much it and I will change in the next couple of years.

Based on the trend that my writing has taken so far, I fully expect to be writing like Post Praetorian by the time I'm twenty.... :P

 You poor fellow...ellipses and all, I suppose...I recall being scolded with regards to writing essays that I should put some effort into economizing my phraseology; every paper of any length had a common complaint of wordiness. Yet I seemingly cannot quite appreciate a statement unless it is fully described... 

darth_ender said:

I'm certainly happy to see the Lapsed Legionnaire. ;)

 Thank you...it is good to be back...even if it is in a limited way..!

DuracellEnergizer said:

Post Praetorian said:

I cannot write often as the day is full...and I must log off before the security protocols are armed...but I feel I may be able to check in from time to time as opportunity allows!

Godspeed on escaping whichever ultramodern maximum security prison you're currently being held in. 

 Lol...it's simply that if I stay in my office too long the rest of the building gets armed and I cannot leave without a lot of noise!

I cannot write often as the day is full...and I must log off before the security protocols are armed...but I feel I may be able to check in from time to time as opportunity allows!

Haha, well it seems so far you are! Nice to see you too...you missed out on the last 'conference call,' as it were...

Possessed said:

Post Praetorian said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

The other day I wondered into a tiny local thrift store and sitting on a coffee table

Are you quite certain that the store owner might have approved of such behavior? So lost in wonder were you that you sat on their table...?

 Are you quite certain this language joke holds up?  I'm not sold.  "wondered into a tiny store and sitting" doesn't imply that he was the one sitting on the table.  The tenses are off.  THE TENSES ARE OFF MAN.

 Ah, but could not a mere comma set effect an appropriate remedy?

I wondered, and sitting, I saw?

Good to see you thinking it through though...hope not much happened while I was away...! ;-)

DrCrowTStarwars said:

The other day I wondered into a tiny local thrift store and sitting on a coffee table

Are you quite certain that the store owner might have approved of such behavior? So lost in wonder were you that you sat on their table...?

I found a complete CDI system for $15 and it works, you had better believe I scooped that up.

Neglify said:

 For some reason I can not see this one...would you be kind enough to describe it to me in words...? ;-)

Trident said:

Well no one warned me there would be tests here. No one even gave me a study book. Or are you guys all like Yoda and like to be all creepy/weird/obscure/green-like?

 What is a true test if it might be pre-studied and pre-guessed? For is not a test, at its core, meant to discover? To illustrate? Yet were you to study what answer might you provide other than that you may discover what others might wish already for you to know?

Handman said:

I don't need to be on an ignore list to be ignored! :-D

 ...yet I read all your posts...!

Possessed said:

Ball sacs and K-Swiss, need to make a pot roast, wish I had some green beans.  People who don't take showers need help

Help showering...?

and I have a really nice vacuum cleaner

Excellent: I have a very nice carpet...but, no that does not bring us closer does it...?

.  Don't forget to burn cd's of comic book covers to lay on the roof.

 Too many shrooms, my good man...too many...!