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I didn’t realize the shows showing teens acting natural today were marketed to kids either. How could I forget that classic episode of Dora the explorer where she lights up a doobie and fucks backpack.
Ha!
I’ll see myself out.
You did this to yourself, and it hurts me more than it hurts you.
I don’t know, watching porn when I want a story isn’t really for me, especially underage porn.
If only there was a way to not watch it.
Gin and tonic > vodka tonic.
You’re absolutely right. Amd gin is my standard drink for everything! How did I not think of that! I put a dash of it in pretty much everything I drink except water. So smooth, so subtle, yet so powerful. Mixes with anything.
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pickle pizza
I’m giving you five minutes to leave that shit out on the lawn before I kick you out of this thread.
Does it look like that kid is taking a dump to anybody else?
http://www.kmov.com/story/38756551/superintendent-accused-of-pooping-on-school-track-resigns
You’re welcome.
I read somewhere recently that pooping on things is more common then we think
Why would we think after commonly pooping on things?
Sorry but this thread is irrelevant now thanks to new management.
What exactly do you mean? I’m just curious
It was a typo, I believe Frink meant “irreverent”
Huh?
mere too
Pickles? PICKLES? Is this really the kind of thing you’re into these days?
I’ll just have a vodka tonic, thanks.
Moving on
Did you not go to high school? Not saying it’s necessarily good to show teenagers doing that on TV, but it certainly didn’t need TVs help to become the norm.
Anyway
Apparently not.
Emphasis on was.
I give both of the last two posts a 0/15.
Sounds real shitty.
I cuss only sometimes, and only in the appropriate company. But I’m pretty mother fucking tactful most of the God Damn time.
Random thoughts work better when they’re understandable. And when they’re not completely random.
Jut a non-random thought for you.
Canned turtle soup?
I feel like this is a stupid question, but did audiences know that padme was Amidala?
I know they were promoted as seperate characters but surely people knew that they were played by the same actor.
Edit: Thinking about it more. The film doesn’t tell or show that Padme is Amidala until the reveal, but plenty of scenes and dialogues play out as if the audience knows.
On that note, did people (who hadn’t read the books… The name “Palpatine” wasn’t in the OT movies but it was in the books) know that Palpatine was the emperor before episode 3? I didn’t at first. And I only figured it out by looking at the back of the boxes and noticing it was the same actor that was in Rotj.
Yes I know it’s extremely obvious but I was a wee lad.
I liked Luke’s vibe in TLJ in theory, but the execution bugged me somewhat. Luke in exile was great. Luke reconsidering past events and pondering (as I have as a fan) the idea of Jedi hubris was great. Luke suggesting that the old Jedi orthodoxy had to die was great. All the stuff about the Force and ‘balance’ and how no-one has a particular claim to it was absolutely great.
What I didn’t like so much was the idea of Luke being on the back foot with all this. Having Yoda come back to give Luke a lecture on ‘failure’ annoyed me. Luke transcended his masters in RoTJ. Yoda and Obi Wan wanted Luke to simply kill the bad guys. Luke chose a more personal, Zen route. I’d prefer he’d been doing the grumpy hobo routine in TLJ as an act - similar to Yoda’s initial test in TESB. This could have been his way of forcing Rey to take her destiny into her own hands, a new and different path away from the usual formalised Jedi training routine. Once Rey had flown off to confront Kylo, Luke could have revealed his cunning duplicity to Yoda and they could’ve burned down the Jedi tree together. Then, after Luke’s great skype-battle with Kylo, Rey could’ve realised what he’d done and be like “you sly devil”.
This way he could’ve played the hobo but still been the Luke we all love and respect without being diminished.
If you didn’t notice, the scene with Yoda doesn’t alter the more Zen route he took in ROTJ. Yoda isn’t advising him on the force, he is advising him how to teach. Advising him as a fellow master. I think because Luke was so pivotal, Rian didn’t just have him fill the master/mentor role immediately. He brought back some of that negativity that characterized Luke in ANH and TESB. It created a nice character journey for Luke to take him where he needed to be to help Rey.
The problem of course is, that he didn’t really help Rey, and that she still succeeded despite this. She helped herself to some books, when she was fed up with him, after which Luke sort of rediscovered himself, and was able to create a diversion for the rebels. Ultimately though he wasn’t much of a mentor in this film, except to be an example of how not to be. Yoda told Luke how to be a better teacher, he got to stage an illusion, and then he died before he could pass on what he had learned.
This is Star Wars. Since when is dying a barrier to being a teacher and mentor?
Ehm, since ANH. Force Ghosts can provide guidance, but up until TLJ they couldn’t physically interact with their environment.
False. Obi Wan sat on a log in return of the jedi. 😛
You laughed at the other one, you just feel bad about it and won’t admit it. It’s okay.
It was at least a 4/40.
This one however is a 1/20.
But most things I say are at least 3/13.
You bet your ass. Let’s crack open a cold one. I’m thinking a nice Mr. Pibb. He’s not one of those presumptuous “Dr.” sodas. The kind of soda I’d like to have a beer with.