Possessed

Oh great, we got a cotton fanboi.

, unfortunately it was.

the quotes to break topic are being abused, if you guys wouldn’t mind too terribly could you please put a sock in it?

make sure his

Mrebo said:

under the pale

moonlight. Then Biggie

rhythm guitar player.

I love Biggie Smalls and if you wanna step outside Duracell we can throw hands if that’s what you’re after.

But don’t worry,

Biggie Smalls’ involvement

but loved poultry.

I usually am all for going sans pants but in this case I agree.

Kazooie approved but

banjo. Although banjos

. He was fond

It’s not always a case of being offended also. Sometimes it just detracts from the mood of the art. Am I offended by the f word? Absolutely fucking not. Do I think it’s stupid it was used in the new Star Trek series? You bet your Vulcan ass.

Think about what the pill is going through. It’s not all about you.

, despite being a

Aww man. Sorry to hear it

yes

An orange cat

Are you fucking kidding me right now.

I KNOW we had a thread like this already. Okay? I know. But I looked high and sober and couldn’t find it. For a long time actually. And I also know nobody but me really liked it. But you know what? You can eat my shorts, my shoes, and my blouse.

The rules are simple. We construct on the fly a story where we each contribute three words at a time. Other rules:
No double posting in the story. (Obvi)

Nothing exceedingly perverted… I’m looking at you, neglify

Your contribution must make sense. The story can be infinitely silly, but it must at least make grammatical sense. Paja, I expect push back from you on this, but don’t give in to the lust. I truly believe you have what it takes to Make This Thread Great Again.

If you MUST interject a comment or say something that isn’t a continuation of the story, put it in quotes.

No disintegrations.

Six syllable per word max.

I’ll start.

It was hilariously

Update 08/08/18: This is now a four word story.

Very true. Just because Billy and Mark are in it doesn’t necessarily mean that Luke and Lando are back. No that’s crazy. Maybe they just sing in the soundtrack

Very sorry to hear that. I recently had someone I had class with commit suicide in the past month. We weren’t super close but we were friendly and by all accounts he was a stand up gent. And that’s been hard enough, I couldn’t imagine a close friend. I’m sorry for your loss.

Fck y

Wht th fck mn

Thnks bb lv y

Oh my God warbler. Seriously.

Try not to get offended at me saying oh my God.

Also I have your name right next to God in that sentence, I hope you won’t take it to mean I’m making fun of you for believing in God. I believe in God too. I hope you don’t think I’m making fun of you by saying I believe in God. I’m not. I hope you don’t think I’m making fun of you by saying I’m not. I hope you don’t think I’m making fun of you by pointing out everything I’m not making fun of you about, although I am.