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Why, you don't like people who can't say anything without being condescending or threads where only 2 or 3 posts fit on a page?
How about we all just have one collective round of drinks and chill out?
I too vote #2.
It's never too late.
How high does she raise the sink? If it's more than 5 feet off the ground that's just hateful.
Just kidding. In all seriousness when you do get your own place I think you'll change your mind about swearing off women. When you live by yourself it's more free and it's much easier to attract women when you have your own place.
Warbler said:
2. We'd have someone in charge that would care about Off Topic. Instead of being Jay's restroom, we'd be our own bar.
If that happens we should serve Sake, I'd definitely come.
TV's Frink said:
NOTE TO WARB: DO NOT MAKE A THREAD WHERE WE VOTE ON GETTING RID OF OFF-TOPIC
Seconded. Don't be daft.
Warbler said:
Against:
Possessed
I don't remember ever voting either way, and I would have voted yes if I had..
^I like that explanation better than mine. Perhaps even better than the official one!
That's true.
It wasn't supposed to stand for anything. Maybe it's just the area I live in or my age group, but alot of people on social media in my circle do things like that, where they throw internet acronyms together in a way that doesn't really make sense but you still get it's meaning.
Meaning in your brain you would subconsciously think "what the fuxed that for you" because you would think "fuck" and "fixed" at the same time.
Idk, it happens where I live. I live in Illinois, so I guess you can blame it on lingering effects of Rod.
It's not a combination of "wtf" and "ftfy"? I guess I owe Warb an apology then.
Warb, meet me out back at 11:00 PM.
I'm serious about doing shrooms instead of LSD though, for real. I'd hate for you to become RayovacTostinosPizza
I think you slept on your funny bone wrong last night.
Warbler said:
I know that "TFTFY" stands for There Fixed That For You, what does "WTFTFY" stand for?
*facepalm*
Frink's okay, he's just a little odd. :P
You won't touch pot but you want to try opium? LSD? Lol, yeah that makes sense.
Opium's the shit though. As for LSD, I recommend you do shrooms instead. It's a much more positive experience. LSD can get scary for some people, shrooms give a much more positive trip, plus aren't nearly as deadly. LSD can mess people up to the point of no return. Shrooms not so much.
It has gotten less fun just over the course of a few weeks. Wankers.
Wth? How? Lmao I've been TRYING to get it to do that since you said that and I can't get it to. That's hilarious.
*sigh*
Yeah, unfortunately I don't have a "duh" explanation for why he's ignored you.
FanFiltration said:
Good choice, even though it sounds nothing like the original. :)
(Maybe that's why I love it)
Warbler said:
hmm, Bingowings just put me on ignore. Why I neither know nor care.
Might have something to do with the fact that when there was a petition to get him to come back to off topic you were the ONLY person who was outspokenly against him coming back, and even threatened to leave yourself if he did?
If I was gone, and people wanted me back (I know they wouldn't LOL) and there was one person (Let's say his name was Internet's Dreadlock) who spoke up and said they hated me so much they would leave if I ever came back, well they wouldn't be my favorite person either.
**Possessed would like to note that the member he/she has parodied in this post was parodied in a lightheaded, good-natured manner with no ill-intent.