Possessed

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me
To military school
If I ain't nice my girl gonna freeze me
With cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
If I'm caught without my pants
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot
In the meat
If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin
I'll know I had it out when I shoulda left it in

Rainy as sh*t.

TNG and DS9 are tied for my favorite, each captain sits in that spot as well.  Voyager is next, and TOS is my least favorite, although that's not to say I didn't enjoy it because I very much did.  Haven't seen Enterprise.  I enjoy abram's star trek movies as well but I don't really have a ranking for them.

Oh... I've never had fruitcake or jello so I couldn't really tell.  (not sarcasm... I hate dessert/sweets/candy.  Except sweettarts. I love sweet tarts)

Nope!

You couldn't find a watermark free picture of fruitcake???  lmao

I was thinking it was going to be the Land Before Time.

Crap, now I have to find something with that to rhyme...

Darth Ender

You speak as though you've been on a bender.

Fear not, tho I just

Because I am Possessed 

But not, as Raigen, but Pazuzu

Or even honey boo-boo

But by chicken fried rice

"Look at you over there,

Ripping the sawdust from my teddy bear"
I quoth the fabled Alice Cooper

Though unfortunately that song is a pooper.

Warbler said:

I would also like to erase the PT from existence.

 I used to think that way, but honestly Hal9000's edit's make them worth existing.  Maybe not cinema masterpieces, but worth existing.

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I would really like to see is a game like Grad Theft Auto

 Blah blah blah, some joke about recent college graduates not being able to find a job in the real world and resorting to stealing in order to keep up appearances with their parents... you fill in the blanks.

Sorry, couldn't resist.  Please continue.  :)

So how would I go about getting my account reinstated at FE.org?  I missed the memo about everybody having to reset their passwords from an email, and apparently my email for that account was not current.  I've emailed the admin about it over a month ago and never heard back, but I don't want to bother or pester them about it since it's my fault for not paying attention.

Nah X7 in my opinion is much better than x6.  Have you ever played X6?  It's a friggin nightmare.  It's hard for all the wrong reasons.  X3 was harder than X6 but in a way that felt fair and was still fun.  X6 always feels unfair and it's more irritating than fun.  I only play it to get through the series.  X7 is not a masterpiece, but it's much better.

The only thing I dislike about X4 is the voice acting, especially for Mega Man.  I always play it as Zero.

0-0

Haha, I guess it isn't really very retro.  It's a PS1 game.  And it's given away if you look at the tags I gave it.

I guess I could see the point about bud light and anything natural ice/natural light related.  But if your water tastes like Heineken, then maybe I should move.

I LOVE the Mega Man X series, but god damn Mega Man X6 may honestly be the worst game I have ever played.

Rolling your own cigarettes is a good way to quit smoking, because it's so damn infuriating you won't even feel like smoking.  I was only doing this because I was tired of caring my big tobacco pipe around everywhere (I refuse to smoke anything other than natural tobacco and will not touch commercial cigarettes due to the thousands of chemicals)

Luckily my local wal-mart started selling American Spirit cigarettes so I'll just pay the money for them.  Good thing, I'm tired of giving up on everything, I'm not going to be a quitter on this one.  :)

Ah, great, a beer snob.  Beck's then.

Beer>Chocolate Milk.

Me too, ROTJ was quite good.

The first new thing I've actually recorded in several months.  As I earlier indicated I would do, this one features a MUCH bigger emphasis on the music, tone, and actually sounding good, and a much smaller effort was put to badgering you over the head with intensity.  :)  Enjoy.

Retro-gamers might enjoy the fact that it's from a video game.  I'll let you figure out which one.

I must admit I don't care for ham.  Pork chops, yes.  Bacon, certainly.  Ribs?  Oh yeah.  But ham?  Bleck.

Do no fear, for I am not insulted

But be not surprised to find your stereo deadbolted.

Although I do suppose my lips I could moisten

To admit that they are better than Poison.

Journey is a band,

that is not so grand.

Try clearing your cache.