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Possessed

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2-Jan-2009
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19-Oct-2018
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#785754
Topic
Random Thoughts
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DuracellEnergizer said:

Possessed said:

Teenage-level sarcasm doesn't change the fact that there are an ass load of countries that are hotter than Canada, 100% of the time.  Maybe you should spend a summer in Brazil?

That's like saying your thigh bones are bigger than your finger bones, so don't complain about a broken finger.

 No, it's actually more like complaining to somebody else who has a broken thigh bone because you have a broken finger.

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#784472
Topic
Going away? Post so here!
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DuracellEnergizer said:

I'm going away, and I'm not coming back.

Well, to be more accurate, the version of me that has been here for the last couple of years -- the goofy, snarky, silly, absurdist version of me -- is leaving and leaving for good. I'll still be here, I'll still post, but don't expect any humour from me anymore; from now on, I'll be here what I am in my personal life: serious and humourless.

I've tried treating almost everything as a joke to cope with the emptiness that is my life, but it isn't working, so I'm not even going to bother with it anymore. I'll try not to be too morose or pessimistic around here, but aside from that, don't expect any pretense of chipperness from me anymore.

 Fine, but I reserve the right to twist your words to mean things humorous you did not intend, with or without your blessing.

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#784195
Topic
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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AntcuFaalb said:

Warbler said:

I don't know why but I right now I feel so, so, so, angry. 

fuck everything.

Angrily stuff your face full of junk food and then masturbate furiously. These are the orders of your doctor, Dr. Antcu Faalb.

You will feel better immediately afterward or you will get your money back, guaranteed!!!

 I recommend doing it in the other order.  Masturbating on an excessively full stomach, particularly if it's something fatty, tends to make me uncomfortable and and make me feel my heartbeat in my neck, which I hate.