Neglify

Oh how I wish I had money to fly to Denver.

So many words swirling through my head right now, a lot I want to say but don't know how to really. 

Yesterday my sister attested to "The State of Clear". (Google to learn.)

In Scientology, going Clear is a huge step, a milestone that can take much time and money to achieve. Me personally I didn't get any auditing on Dianetics so I have zero reality with erasing engrams. But I was a Class V Dianetics auditor and I do have some experience with the shit.

Clear is fucking hard to explain in one neat little paragraph. It's basically like this... All you guys reading this are Homo Sapiens. Dianetics Clears are Homo Novis. It's all part of the cult mindtrap. Implant the idea that cult followers are better people than normies. And the Suppressive Person label is another way of segregating the mutts from the poodles. All in all just bricks in the wall.

She looks so fucking happy doesn't she? Of course she's happy. Hubbard's definition of Happiness was basically "The overcoming of obstacles in achieving goals". She's been getting Dianetics auditing for probably 7 years now -- not constantly of course, she's a full-time staff member -- and boom! Mission accomplished.

The brother in me wants to hug and kiss her and tell her how proud I am.

Losing focus, hard to get the words from the mind/brain to the fingers properly. 

They say Clears are rational. Is forced disconnection of families rational? Is the verbal psychological abuse in the daily life of staff and Sea Org members rational? Does it make perfect sense that Scientology turned my sister into a spy and had her look through my room for evidence of crimes against Scientology? Is it logical for staff members to sign legal documents promising to never speak ill of Scientology for the rest of their lives? Is this the Ideal Scene for a religion?

She sees this as her becoming more of herself. I see it as going deeper into the Lost Woods. Bitch is in real deep now, her bubble just got smaller.

I guess I sacrifice my own happiness in order to be free of the mind trap.

I still use Windows ME.

DuracellEnergizer said:

^Sounds like the Christian Satan -- weaker than watered-down piss though everyone thinks otherwise.

Were you drunk when you posted this?

Shit, I'm not drunk now.

Infractions for both.

There's a devil waiting outside my door. It's bucking and braying and pawing at the floor. He's howling with pain and crawling up the walls. He's weak with evil and broken by the world. He's shouting my name and asking for more. 

And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore and he's lame and he's blind and he's dirty and he's poor. Give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more.

Just call it "The Thread (Was: Something else)"

DuracellEnergizer said:

TIMELINE-M

PODD

13,000,000,000 BCE

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS

A universe that is literally the mirror image of our own; left is right, right is left, and everyone speaks backward.

FINAL NOTES

.heM

 Do hamburgers eat people in this timeline?

nevermind, nobody pay attention

Just being Scottish explains a lot.

Judge Reinhold said:

I'm going to allow it.

But only if you play The Room flashgame.

I'm going to take this opportunity to voice my support at unbanning "Ric Olie". It truly was a harmless sock account. If I were a mod here I'd let you have it back, BUT require certain... personal... favours...

MUST READ RULES BEFORE POSTING! Rule breakagings will be dealt with accordinglying.

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This is a thread for drunk basterds. The rules are simple. Post if your drunk. If you're not drunk but you feel compelled to post, a picture of a drunk person is required to start your post.

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Hai, I'm drunk. Tequila and apple drink. It's 5:45 PM on a Wednesday. It's Weds right?

Here is a picture of me drunk at a costume party years ago. I dressed up as "Big Baby Jesus". Peeps in photes are Scientologists, respek.

Pretty sure it was Bailey's in the bottle, but could have been Guiness. 

(PS. I think my internet is drunk two.)

It's a bummer you're so upset about all the things, but I hope walking away from it can help make you happier.

I would like to complain about the Apple drink that I purchased from the 99 Cent Only Store yesterday. %5 juice tastes horrible but I'm a cheap bastard, so maybe I should complain about myself.

I would like to complain about my cheapbastardness. Where is form I can fill out?

TV's Frink said:

Had nothing to do with socks.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Project-Whats-His-Name-Again/post/689385/#TopicPost689385

Ok so it was just a throwaway joke that you've latched onto and keep repeating because you know it pisses off JetFo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw

Theory: TV's Frink is The Internet.

Oh good, somebody other than me started this thread.

Frink, I'm confused about the whole Fo0, 1, 2, etc thing. Were there people you thought were JetFo socks? Or is JetFo a sock? Why so much obsession with socks?

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

The JetFo doth protest too much, methinks.

 Who?

 Horton Hears A

The JetFo doth protest too much, methinks.

I like that Frink-a-delic has his rivalry origin story bookmarked. 

DuracellEnergizer said:

^You're in this thread, too. =P

 I was born in San Francisco, CA. I'm totally gay.

Everybody in this thread is gay.

Frink's mom.

(Apologies if this joke had already been made in this thread.)

Warbler said:

IT IS THE PEOPLE THAT GO TO THE POLLS THAT DECIDE THE OUTCOME!!!

 Nope it's the Stonecutters that decide all outcomes for everything.