Neglify

Johnson?

These threads are making me think of this song and I almost started another dumb Bad News thread because of it.

^Hey hey hey hey, I only posted 1 offensive pic of Jesus, don’t pluralize that shit when you quote me.

Unless that was you saying you want to see more pics…

TV’s Frink said:

I have VERY bad news, I’m right and everyone else is wrong.

DominicCobb said:

I think we’re on the right track but seriously guys you can do better than this.

GOD IS DEAD. YOU ARE ALL FAGETS. THE FORCE AWAKENS RAPED MY CHILDHOOD.

Fuck it, everybody needs to go r/ImGoingToHellForThis right nao.

RicOlie_2 said:

It’s OK everybody, I’m back.

Yes that is EXTREMELY bad news.

Possessed said:

I still am concerned about all your words coming out of the wrong end… Have you gotten that checked?

Not yet because your mom has been busy with her head up some other asshole’s asshole.

Possessed said:

Not you, Frink, when he said “What about me?”

Oh, I was confused because you worded your post like an asshole.

I wasn’t saying either of those, but now that I think about it, I’d like to see you have a go at seducing Frink.

FOR THE RECORD, POSSESSED EDITED HIS POST TO COVER UP HIS DUMBASSERY.

What about you?

Warbler said:

*kills self*

I guess Bingowings can come back now.

Possessed said:

But you haven’t tried seducing me. Maybe that will work?

I figured it wouldn’t work because I’m not 60 years old.

I’VE HAD IT! I’m not going to post if Possessed is going to post anymore. I’ve tried ignoring him, I’ve tried enlightening him, I’ve tried engorging him, I’ve tried murdering him, I’ve tried EVERYTHING. Every time I see one of his posts a piece of me dies. I will quit this site if I see one more Possessed post.

I’ll need your full name and address, bank account numbers and Social Security information first.

Warbler said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Warbler said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Off-topic’s been coasting on fumes for ages now. What do you feel is needed to refuel the tank?

As for myself, I feel we need to:

1. Bring back Bingowings(which will probably result in Warbler having to leave)

2. Bring back darth_ender

3. Ban DuracellEnergizer

fixed.

*non-copyright-violating sigh alternative*

I wish you two could learn to get along or, barring that, just ignore one another. This either-or mentality just leaves me shaking my head.

I have tried to get along with him again and again, and failed each time. As for ignoring him, that didn’t work even when we had an ignore button, now we don’t even have that. Sorry.

Why don’t you try murdering him?

I say go with The Final Cut. It’s a “Special Edition” done right and improves the film. Then if you feel like watching it a second time (WHICH YOU SHOULD) I would suggest watching the Theatrical Cut. Then the Director’s Cut for the third viewing. International Cut for the fourth viewing. Workprint for the fifth viewing. Then dive into the various fanedits if your dick gets really hard for this movie (WHICH IT SHOULD).

Nah, he’s got Pat Man to beat him off already.

I wouldn’t want to see Frink get fired from his job. That would mean his wife would start beating him again.

Team sadface

Team Lump.

TV’s Frink said:

No one cares. This thread is now about how limp off-topic is these days.

Off-Topic is so limp, even Frink’s mom is like “I can’t do anything with this.”

DuracellEnergizer said:

Alright, that’s it – I’m requesting Citizen Kane from my local library a minute ago. People keep going on about how great it is; it’s about time I finally watched it.

$5 says you dislike it.

TV’s Frink said:

Neglify said:

^I read the whole page, no LOLs were had, classic or otherwise.

Shrug. I can’t post it in the locked thread so it goes here.

Well your next post in this thread better be chock full of some lawls.

Thread title made me think of that cheesy movie The Dentist with Corbin Bernsen.