Got a new graphics card for my PC (finally I can play some of the games in my Steam library that have been sitting there for months!), and used some of my Christmas money to order this bad motherfucker:
According to Karl Pilkington they cure cancer.
HotRod said:
I shag my girlfriend every morning....Keeps me fit!!!
Oh my god this thread has turned into a fucking Emily Bronte novel
darth_ender said:
I actually have several healthy, stable, non-sexual relationships. Only one relationship in my life involves sex.
darth_ender said:
I agree Warb and Alexrd. And I too fail to see how such a risk should not be taken seriously into account when anyone, even a loving, stable couple with enough kids already. If someone thinks that they can't possible handle another child responsibly, they should choose celibacy over killing. What's more important, your sex life or your child's life?
Repeatedly.
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darth_ender said:
Sex is a wonderful thing, but the fact of the matter is that sex's primary purpose is to perpetuate the species. Whether you believe in God or not, it's quite apparent that the pleasures and emotions associated with sex are a big bonus, or even an incentive, but they are not the end goal.
Alexrd said:
TV's Frink said:
Let's say my wife and I have three children, two of which are still with us. We absolutely under no circumstances want another child. Does that mean we should have to give up sex completely?
Unless you don't want to accept the possible consequences, yes.
greenpenguino said:
I'm surprised no-one has invoked godwin's law yet...
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/12/In-Memoriam-Christopher-Hitchens-19492011
In Memoriam: Christopher Hitchens, 1949–2011
Christopher Hitchens—the incomparable critic, masterful rhetorician, fiery wit, and fearless bon vivant—died today at the age of 62. Hitchens was diagnosed with esophageal cancer in the spring of 2010, just after the publication of his memoir, Hitch-22, and began chemotherapy soon after. His matchless prose has appeared in Vanity Fair since 1992, when he was named contributing editor.
“Cancer victimhood contains a permanent temptation to be self-centered and even solipsistic,” Hitchens wrote nearly a year ago in Vanity Fair, but his own final labors were anything but: in the last 12 months, he produced for this magazine a piece on U.S.-Pakistani relations in the wake of Osama bin Laden’s death, a portrait of Joan Didion, an essay on the Private Eye retrospective at the Victoria and Albert Museum, a prediction about the future of democracy in Egypt, a meditation on the legacy of progressivism in Wisconsin, and a series of frank, graceful, and exquisitely written essays in which he chronicled the physical and spiritual effects of his disease. At the end, Hitchens was more engaged, relentless, hilarious, observant, and intelligent than just about everyone else—just as he had been for the last four decades.
“My chief consolation in this year of living dyingly has been the presence of friends,” he wrote in the June 2011 issue. He died in their presence, too, at the MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, Texas. May his 62 years of living, well, so livingly console the many of us who will miss him dearly.
I support this idea wholeheartedly. The Leper's Colony on the Something Awful forums is one of my favorite parts on the site.
And if anyone who gets banned has a problem with it then it's their fault for being a shitposter.
EDIT: Probations wouldn't be a bad idea either, for that matter.
EDIT 2: And if you do implement probations, can I PLEASE be a mod for just one day? Twelve hours even.
So, I don't want to speak too soon, because this isn't a definite thing by any means, but I'm currently working out a deal to get "Joseph Touches a Grapefruit" and "Joseph Plays a Trumpet" aired on Adult Swim. The marketing department is going to be screening them within the next week or two, so we'll see what happens. :D
Alabama. Please send help.
Your old pal Nanner and his pals made a new comedy short:
Joseph Touches a Grapefruit
ferris209 said:
I know this, if playing a Cop as a character....
Not sure if you guys are in to Let's Plays, but I've done some of Amnesia: The Dark Descent and Half Life 2 on my youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/nannersplit
The pretty lady kind.
Ziggy Stardust said:
Marble Hornets.
It's pretty cool, and you may notice a character bearing an uncanny resemblance to a certain member of these forums who's name starts with Nanner and ends with Split...
Hell, I don't even remember exactly what I said. I think Vaderisnothayden was just complaining about something (again) and I just posted a picture that said "umad". Several months later in another thread I mentioned that I was being ignored by VINH, but didn't know why because I didn't remember talking to him at all. And then he posted that gem.
PSYCHO_DAYV is the kind of guy who poops naked.
I heard Pennsylvania Jones touched a butt once.
Simple editor 4 lyfe