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#162310
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Stupid Game
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/162310/action/topic#162310
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^ Is about to get slammed by an insult from a Random Message Board Flame Generator. (Note: I hope you or anyone else won't take offense to any of these. This isn't directed at anyone in particular. It's the first contender for the Insult Contest!!)

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. No, come to think of it, you would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.
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#161949
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ROTS: Best actor?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/161949/action/topic#161949
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Originally posted by: Tim Lehrbach
I think Ian is a decent actor, the fact of the matter is everyone else has acted like plaster board though these movies, so a decent acting job comes off better than it normally would in other movies...but in ROTS he's hardly above critcism while being the Emperor.


Actually, Ian is an AMAZING actor. I watched a version of Macbeth from about twenty years ago with Ian McKellan as Macbeth and Judi Dench as Lady Macbeth, and Ian played one of the thanes as well as the porter (one of my favorite Shakespearean characters; hilarious, but no point whatsoever). He was stellar, and even had a spot-on Scottish accent as the porter.
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#161694
Topic
The Boards Today
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/161694/action/topic#161694
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I wouldn't be so pissed at him if he didn't put his high-and-mighty hat on all the time and act like his opinions are any better than ours. I really couldn't care less about his particular opinions regarding the movies. It's this stuff I'm talking about:

From another thread:

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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
I gave up at the beginning of Revenge of the Sith. As soon as the word "War!" came across the screen I knew it was over. I'm usually very quiet during movies but the whole time while watching ROTS I kept shouting out at the screen like I was a cast member of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

The one part that made me panic that Lucas had lost his mind was when Obi-Wan said, "Wait a minute. Were smarter than this. How did this happen?" I thought for sure he had broken the 4th wall and was going to comment that this was totally out of character for him as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that they needed to start over. I thought that they were in some training program, like Holodeck or something, running through the motions to try and get Palpatine back. I. Shit. You. Not. I remember thinking, "Oh my god...whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is going on here?! Is Obi-Wan going to look at the camera and go "Sorry folks, we're starting the movie over."
Most of the time I just kept shouting, "Who wrote this crap!?" knowing full well who did.

I covered my eyes and went "Oh my goddddd...." during the balcony scene.

I was DIEING of laughter when the Emperor was all frog like and going "No! No! Unlimited Power!"

And the prize for worse scene ever was Vaders infamous Frankenstein, "NOOOOOOOOO!!" scene. Some guy next to me started saying (in a Frankenstein voice), "Rrrr! Vader Smash! Rwar!"

Of course I counter acted that with my earlier line when Palpatine turns to Anakin and says, "Oh Anakin, I have good news." I shouted out "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!" The whole row cracked up.

When Obi-Wan says "The Sith are evil!" and Anakin retorts with "From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" I just had to sarcastically shout out "Oooo! Obi-Wan got buuurned!"

When Palpatine says that he's giving Anakin a new title of head-whatever-of the Jedi councel Anakin woodenly says, "I'm overwhelmed." I just said to myself, "Yeah, I can tell..."

And of course Grevous sounds just like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. I can't STAND it. Everything he said I swore he was going to end with "For me to poop on!"

God ROTS sucked ass. It is the ONLY Star Wars movie that I actually fast forward though. Even TPM I can sit through the whole thing... But ROTS.... nope. When I walked out of the theater I thought it was the best of the 3 (which isn't say much) but now that I've seen it 3 times. I hate it more than I hate the other two movies. And that is painfuly sad.
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No.


No in that her entire rant was wrong, IMO.


I'm tired of it.
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#161678
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When did you give up with the Prequels, TPM, AOTC, or ROTS?
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I saw the Special Editions when I was in second or third grade. It was the first time I had seen the Star Wars movies in the theaters. I thought they were pretty cool then. I saw Episode I in fourth grade, and thought it was pretty cool. I saw it six times in theaters, actually. The charm wore off when I bought the DVD of Episode I. Halfway through the movie, I had an epiphany: "Wow....this movie sucks!" This was around sixth grade, I think. I held out patiently for Episode II, but thought it was merely OK. That was around 7th Grade. By the time Episode III came around (10th grade), the prequel charm was dead for me. I was just sick of the prequels and just wanted them to end.