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#179937
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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In fact, most of the racist jokes I hear are from a close friend of mine who's African American.


Here's a couple he told me:

What do you call a bunch of white people rolling down a hill? an avalanche.

What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill? a mudslide.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans rolling down a hill? JAILBREAK!!

What do you call one n*gga on the moon? A problem.

What do you call two n*ggas on the moon? A bigger problem?

What do you call all the n*ggas on the moon? Problem solved.

What do you call a room full of rednecks? A full set of teeth.


What do you say to a TV that floats in the dark? "Drop it, n*gga!"


Screw political correctness.


EDIT: And another thing: you wanna know why I refuse to see "Brokeback Mountain" (aside from the whole gay cowboy thing)? Because it was directed by Ang Lee. I've wasted hours of my life on his shitty movies, and after watching "The Hulk" I made a vow that I would never see another one of his movies again. Oh, and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" sucked too.
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#179305
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hot like fire thread
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Originally posted by: sybeman
And he thinks his worst posts are behind him? For crying out loud, Adam! You have made this entire forum unsafe for work!

Back to kev's question, about the only mature thng in this thread, I'm going to be away for Valentine's Day because it's in the middle of my mid-term break, so we're going out for dinner tomorrow night, instead. I am, however, tempted to watch the "Price is Right $1,000,000 Primetime Specia"l that night. Bob Barker is second in my heart only to, you guessed it, Chuck Norris.


I'm not sure if you knew this, but the Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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#178860
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I actually prefer the DVDs and can't wait for more edits, seriously.
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By the way, in case you or anyone else here does not already know it, you can get the SW holiday special on e-bay for about $5.00. I just got a sweet VHS copy of the original ANH for $2.50 and the quality is fantastic.



Or you can ask pretty much anyone on this site and they will send you one for free. The whole point of this site is to stop eBay from selling the DVDs in the first place, as the majority of them are made by people on the site in the first place. So please, don't contribute to the Dark Side Dealers (a.k.a. eBay), just ask Rikter.
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#178037
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I remember when I was a lurker, over a year ago. I kinda wish I'd signed up then, so I wouldn't be lumped with that huge influx of people who joined right around the time Revenge of the Sith came out, most of whom were brief flames only to be extinguished. But even though Sith was my impetus for finally joining, I guess I don't want to be lumped in with the preconception that the hype of the movie sparked my Star Wars interest.


You and I appear to have joined around the same time. How did you come across this site? I believe I found it when I first found out about MagnoliaFan's "Balance of the Force" edit, and I joined the site so I could ask questions about where to find it.

Then I got hooked.



Anyone else care to share their story of how they came across OT.com?
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#177842
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Well, I can tell you right now I am not happy. We have these assinine immature trolls ruining what used to be a great forum. Jay doesn't seem to give a damn and almost seems to be on their side. I am seriously considering stopping my posting to this forum. I have had enough.


*lowers head in disgrace*


Sorry about that.