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#236812
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I see drunk people...Haley Joel Osment charged with drunken driving
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Not being a fan much of 'The Sixth Sense', I always wondered what Osment's character in that film would do as he grew up... and then it hit me! The unofficial sequel to 'The Sixth Sense' in Peter Jackson's 'The Frighteners'!!! Osment's character grows up to be Michael J. Fox's character!

Think about it.


So he's a conman(sp) who uses his ghost friends to scare people
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#235291
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/235291/action/topic#235291
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Alabama Vasectomy....

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide). So, the husband went
to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his
wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
are legal in 'Bama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not
be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me" So, the couple drove to Georgia to
get a second opinion.

The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light
it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up
to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his
other hand....
Post
#211777
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/211777/action/topic#211777
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had the bastard buried upside down..."
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A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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#211006
Topic
Name Change
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/211006/action/topic#211006
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Originally posted by: Jay
I can change your username if you can demonstrate your new name is really justified.

Usually, I just say no because I don't want a bunch of people asking for new usernames.



It would simplify things for me,so i wont have to remember all the different username on other forums where i was,i typed the wrong username several times until i noticed that it was not the same name there.

Or maybe i could jusr reregister with the other name.