Kam

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Join date: 19-Sep-2004
Last activity: 2-Feb-2006
Posts: 114

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Post: #321525
Topic: New 'The Clone Wars' movie trailer
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/321525/action/topic#321525
Time: 23-Jun-2008 5:07 AM

Agreed, the plot is ridiculous.
Also, who is this Mary Sue they have now?
The AMC Theaters First Look has Lucas outright saying that the guy they brought in on the script is a fan of the old movies.

So a fan writes a story. With an Original Character who is better than the canon characters.

Poorly written fanfiction should never be given an actual paycheck.

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Post: #172302
Topic: Yoda talking in OT vs PT, way different
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/172302/action/topic#172302
Time: 23-Jan-2006 11:18 AM

Obi-Wan: Yoda, since when do you talk so bad?
Yoda: Budget writers on script cuts since ever.
Obi-Wan: Huh?
Yoda: Budget writers on script cuts since ever, said I.
Obi-Wan: HUH????
Yoda: Budget writers on script cuts since ever, said I. You deaf are?
Obi-Wan: (Force chokes Yoda)

Post: #171752
Topic: What you're reading now: EU style
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/171752/action/topic#171752
Time: 20-Jan-2006 1:18 PM

Bounty Hunter Wars.

Post: #171751
Topic: About Princess Leia and Full Names
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/171751/action/topic#171751
Time: 20-Jan-2006 1:18 PM

AMidala can fornicate herself, and anyone whow ants amidala to be even considered in Leia's name should be flayed.,

Post: #170735
Topic: what'a good age to introduce kids to star wars??
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/170735/action/topic#170735
Time: 16-Jan-2006 1:00 PM

If youre old enough to say "goo-goo" youre old enough to make the lightsaber whooshing sound.

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Post: #170734
Topic: Does George Lucas have any redeeming qualities?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/170734/action/topic#170734
Time: 16-Jan-2006 12:58 PM

He turned my childhood into a Japanese Schoolgirl and tuned himself into a tentacle beast.
Do the math.

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Post: #170256
Topic: Was George Lucas the inspiration for......
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/170256/action/topic#170256
Time: 14-Jan-2006 1:39 PM

But when Al finished a cabinet, he didn't constantly break it to pieces and revise it to incluide shitty particle board and lots of cracks/faults/and a bad paint job. And after Tim complained that it looked nothing like the original, he didn't deny that the original plans for it ever existed. And he didn't stick to his revision no matter how many holes were in the sides or how ever precariously it threatened to tumble over onto its own weight from lack of structural integrity.

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Post: #170255
Topic: I don't care one bit about the fate of prequel characters
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/170255/action/topic#170255
Time: 14-Jan-2006 1:34 PM

It made me well up too.
Except it wasn't tears or emotion welling up from within.
And it wasn't coming from my heart, it was actually closer to the stomach.
I do believe it was my lunch...and if that movie had been any longer I am p[ositive I would have lost it in an explosion of nauseous fury.

And the characters in the PT did suck
Lucas should have gottens ome REAL writer to do his work.

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Post: #169470
Topic: So, what would happen if he did release the OOT on DVD?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/169470/action/topic#169470
Time: 11-Jan-2006 12:47 PM

1) A fat lady will sing and bearded men will fight each other
2) Four horsemen led by a Pale horse will come
3) A giant nekkid chick holding a black egg will float into space.
4) A pink guy from space will unleash an even deadlier pink guy.
5) Ryleh will rise from the depths and Cthulhu will consume us all.
6) The gas will stop running.
7) Some random guy will stick out his thumb and vanish in a flash of light.

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Post: #169467
Topic: The top signs your a diehard PT fan
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/169467/action/topic#169467
Time: 11-Jan-2006 12:41 PM

Youre PT fan if...

1) GL has ever given you a reach around
2) Yovue ever heard the call of Cthulhu and heeded it.
3) You're really a vampire, of clan Malkavian

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Post: #169465
Topic: Any GOOD memories of the PT?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/169465/action/topic#169465
Time: 11-Jan-2006 12:36 PM

Umm there was the ten minutes when I went to the restroom and waited in line for some Junior Mints.
Yeah.
That's pretty much the extent of the good PT memories I have.

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Post: #169464
Topic: Who saw Lucas's speech at Peoples Choice Awards?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/169464/action/topic#169464
Time: 11-Jan-2006 12:29 PM

No, he doesnt have selective memory, he's a liar.

I think I know Whitewolf's inspiration for Clan Malkavian now.
It's him!

Post: #167984
Topic: Why Boba Fett is now bunk
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/167984/action/topic#167984
Time: 5-Jan-2006 12:06 PM

Wouldnt that make him a Majordomo rather than a king, or are they saying that Vader and the Emperor are gay together?

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Post: #167786
Topic: You know you’re an O-OT fan when............
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/167786/action/topic#167786
Time: 4-Jan-2006 3:52 PM

(Checks the IMDB)
I'll be damned...he really did play Jesus in Life of Brian.

Post: #167469
Topic: You know you’re an O-OT fan when............
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/167469/action/topic#167469
Time: 3-Jan-2006 1:20 PM

1. You refer to the original Star Wars as “Star Wars” and not “A New Hope”

Indeed

2. You’ve seen each OT film at least 10 times.

Possibly, over the course of the 22 years of my existance its possible.

3. You can play the entire movies in your head and have most if not all the lines memorized

Sort of

4. You have seen the Holiday Special

I haven't

5.You own a laserdisc or dvd transfer version of the O-OT.

YEAH! Hell yes! The Tr47 ones in fact and they work GREAT!

6. You hate the changes to the OT, but you own the special edition and 2004 DVD anyway.

That wouldnt make me an O-OT fan if I owned the DVD now would it? I'll have NOTHING to do with the special edition.

7. You rarely, if ever refer to SW, Empire and Jedi by their episode numbers, but you do so with the prequels.

Yeah actually.

8. You blame any and all plotholes on the prequels and NOT on the original films

Indeed, because thats how it is. Its the prequals and Captain CGI Fetish Lucas's fault for the plotholes.

9. You think the special effects from the O-OT are much more believable than the cgi stuff from the special editions and prequels.

Think, I do not. Know, I do.

10. You’ve cringed at three or more special edition changes while watching the movies.

a) Greedo Shooting first b) Jabba in Star Wars c) Luke screaming

11. When you watch the updated versions, you often yell at the TV.

I yelled at the cinema too. Luckily it was dark.

12. Han shot first, end of story.

Damn straight.

13. You hate most or all of the OT changes, but wouldn’t mind seeing changes made to the prequel trilogy

I'd like to see the PT erased from history and out of our memories, like the flavor text of a certain magic card which describes nobody mourning you because they never knew you existed in the first place.

14. You know what O-OT, OT, PT and ILM stand for.

Original Original Trilogy, Original Trilogy, Prequal Trilogy, Industrial Light and magic

15. You prefer puppet Yoda to CGI Yoda.

Yes, he looks Corporeal

16. You love and hate George Lucas.

Aint no love at all, man. I hate the fucker. He was seduced by the dark side of film making. He ceased to be an artist and became a yuppie.

17. When watching the updated versions, you can point out every tiny minsicule change that was made.

Yes I can.

18. You wish the prequels looked and felt more like the OT.

Yes, and anyone who doesnt wish that is an unamerican terrorist nazi satan worshiping scatologist.

19. You would pay over $20 (per film) to see the O-OT on the big screen.

Fuck no, I'm bitching about how ten bucks is too much for a movie ticket so what make syou think I'd see ANY movie for 20?

20. You think the cgi changes made to the O-OT did little or nothing to enhance the films.

Think, i do not. Know, I do.

Post: #167467
Topic: Someone please explain why there is a 50's diner in the Star Wars universe...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/167467/action/topic#167467
Time: 3-Jan-2006 1:09 PM

Makes me want to fly to Hollywood, go up to George Lucas' home, smack him and say "That's not funny!"

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Post: #167272
Topic: Why Boba Fett is now bunk
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/167272/action/topic#167272
Time: 2-Jan-2006 9:00 PM

Fett Haters are like Drizzt haters...
Theyre jealous.

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Post: #166425
Topic: Lines you thought they said...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/166425/action/topic#166425
Time: 30-Dec-2005 3:39 AM

I thought it was YAR!

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Post: #165998
Topic: I wish Anakin and Padme had been played by......
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/165998/action/topic#165998
Time: 28-Dec-2005 3:04 PM

Originally posted by: kev
Na, I actually would get Joaquin Phoenix to play Anakin Skywalker in the prequels. He is a very good actor and full of pontential.

Dang why didnt i think of that?
I would have looked for an actress who resembles a young Carrie Fisher.

Post: #165391
Topic: EU
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/165391/action/topic#165391
Time: 24-Dec-2005 12:34 PM

Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Yeah, they are Lucasfilm even has an entire system of organization devoted to keeping continuity. Ask Nathan Butler. He knows everything about it.

And they called it bullshit, bullshit.

What does that system run on?
Windows NT?
Who organizes it?
Retarded monkeys on heroin? (The same ones who make the patch changes to World of Warcraft)

I'm sorry if he has a whole organization system for continuity, then I'm Shadow the fucking hedgehog.

Because it sure as hell doesnt look like he gives half a shit about continuity.

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Post: #164956
Topic: How did you imagine the Emperor taking over?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/164956/action/topic#164956
Time: 22-Dec-2005 12:44 PM

I kind of figured the empire would already exist but wouldn't have much infulence.
It would be the acquisition of Vader that would make the Empire the greatest power in the galaxy.

Episode 1: Ancient history, the old republic, the jedi order
Episode 2: The clone wars, Obi-wan and Anakin first meet, Anakin begins his training. Yoda is mentioned but not shown.
Episode 3: Anakin becomes Darth Vader, the emperor uses him as his harbinger and takes over the greater galaxy

Or however it was in the EU, i havent read it

I want to though

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Post: #164948
Topic: ROTJ Script help
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/164948/action/topic#164948
Time: 22-Dec-2005 12:32 PM

Wait, so in that script Obi Wan and Yoda are ressurected?
And the Jedi are able to freely travel between the netherworld and the physical world?
Weird

Post: #164270
Topic: Star Wars inspired names for rock, pop & other bands
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/164270/action/topic#164270
Time: 19-Dec-2005 3:06 PM

-Walking Carpet
-Came From Behind
-Echuta
-Bad Feeling about This
-Young Apprentice
-Hate, Anger, Aggression
-Random Like A Blaster
-Rebel Scum
-50k No Less
-Dark Times
-Rogue II
-Echo III
-Retcon IV

Post: #164103
Topic: Expanded Universe NO RETCON
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/164103/action/topic#164103
Time: 18-Dec-2005 4:29 PM

ah ok so how do I know if they are the originals and not the editions that were edited to be consistant with the prequals?

You know, like how RA Salvatore changed the Icewind Dale trilogy to be more consistant with the dark elf trilogy.

Post: #163529
Topic: EU
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/163529/action/topic#163529
Time: 15-Dec-2005 1:11 PM

Actually he said in an interview that he considers EU canon.
Especially the part about Boba Fett escaping teh sSarlacc pit an dthat he planned on putting a scene of him escaping into teh Special Edition