JennyS1138

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Join date: 29-Jun-2005
Last activity: 27-Dec-2016
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Post: #202111
Topic: Tourn of Champs Finals:LUKE WINS!!!!!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202111/action/topic#202111
Time: 17-Apr-2006 2:39 PM

Luke Skywalker is the Star Wars tournament Champion. Yay!

Post: #200040
Topic: Tourn of Champs Finals:LUKE WINS!!!!!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/200040/action/topic#200040
Time: 11-Apr-2006 5:05 PM

This is such a hard choice, but I'll go with Luke.

Post: #198493
Topic: SW Tourn of Champs The Final 4 : Vader vs Yoda, Obiwan vs Luke
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/198493/action/topic#198493
Time: 6-Apr-2006 1:50 PM

will be a tough choice

Vader vs Yoda
Luke vs Obiwan

this is a vote for your favorite character and not who would win in a duel.

My picks: Vader and Luke
(eek, that was hard!!!)

Post: #198463
Topic: Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/198463/action/topic#198463
Time: 6-Apr-2006 11:48 AM

Thanks! I'm glad you guys liked it.

Post: #198175
Topic: Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/198175/action/topic#198175
Time: 5-Apr-2006 4:24 PM

How about this..........

INT- Emperor Lucas’s throne room-Skywalker Ranch

Darth McCallum brings in a handcuffed Star Wars fan, who was found guilty of making laserdisc transfers of the OOT to DVD and selling hundreds of copies on Ebay.

EMPEROR LUCAS
Welcome, young Star Wars fan. I have been expecting you. You no longer need those.

McCallum removes the handcuffs.

EMPEROR LUCAS
Bodyguards, leave us.
I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call
me Master.

Fan
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did millions of others.

EMPEROR LUCAS
Oh, no, my young admirer. You will find that it is you who are
mistaken...about a great many things.

DARTH MCCALLUM
His laptop.

McCallum hands Emperor Lucas the fan’s laptop computer.

EMPEROR LUCAS
Ah, yes, an OOT restorer’s weapon. Much like your follwers'. By now you must know
the Star Wars trilogy will never be turned back from the dark side. So will it be with you.

FAN
You're wrong. Soon your career will be dead. And McCallum's with yours.

Lucas laughs.

EMPEROR LUCAS
Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your OOT on Ebay.
Yes...I assure you we are quite safe from your versions here.

FAN
Your dependence on CGI is your weakness.

EMPEROR LUCAS
Your faith in the original versions is yours.

DARTH MCCALLUM
It is pointless to resist, young fan.

EMPEROR LUCAS
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
All your ebay buyers are walking into a trap, as are your message board buddies. It was I who allowed the listings to appear on Ebay. They are quite safe from the masses. An entire legion of my best troops will arrest them. Oh...I'm afraid the my new CGI versions will be quite operational when the cops arrive.

Post: #198168
Topic: Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/198168/action/topic#198168
Time: 5-Apr-2006 3:58 PM

LOL, absolutely brilliant, especially the first one. I think my signature would fit in with that somehow.

Post: #197609
Topic: A "Star Wars" reference I'd love to see on "24"
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197609/action/topic#197609
Time: 3-Apr-2006 3:25 PM

Inside one of CTU's holding room...

Jack Bauer: "Tell me what you know about the nerve gas!"
Henderson: "I'm not telling you anything."
Jack Bauer: "Tell me, or I'm going to torture you!"
Henderson: "Kiss my a**"
Jack Bauer: "You give me no choice. Chloe get in here!

The doors open and Chloe weeks in a TV Set and VCR.

Chloe: "Have fun watching this pile of crap Henderson."

Chloe exits and Jack turns on the television screen. The "Star Wars Holiday Special" appears on screen.

Henderson: "What the hell? "Star Wars Holiday Special?" How can Star Wars be torture?"

Jack gives him an evil look. Chewbacca's annoying family begins to growl their heads off.

Henderson: "Oh my God. Make it stop. Make it stop!!!"

Post: #197106
Topic: SW Tourn of Champions. Quarterfinals. Vote!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197106/action/topic#197106
Time: 31-Mar-2006 6:39 PM

we had a couple of ties, so to be fair, there will be a couple of 3 character matchups. Here are the matchups...

Darth Vader vs Chewbacca
Yoda vs C3PO vs The Emperor/Sidious/Palpatine
Obiwan vs Leia vs R2D2
Luke Skywalker vs Han Solo

Here are my picks
Vader
Yoda
Leia
Han

Post: #195959
Topic: Certain parts of the PT are just cringeworthy, how did this happen?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195959/action/topic#195959
Time: 27-Mar-2006 12:54 PM

I think the most cringeworthy aspect of the entire PT was seeing Natalie Portman and Jake Lloyd together in Menace and realizing those two characters would get married eventually. It was just never believable that Padme was 10 yrs older in Clones than she was in Menace. Given that Portman was 16 in Menace and Lloyd was 8 or 9, that's just really weird seeing those two together in Menace. Eeeewww. I never understood why Lucas had the same actress play Padme in all 3 films, but had two different actors play Anakin in the PT. It would have been better if he had picked the same actor for all 3 films or if Padme had been played by a 9 or 10 yr old in Menace.

Post: #195958
Topic: Certain parts of the PT are just cringeworthy, how did this happen?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195958/action/topic#195958
Time: 27-Mar-2006 12:53 PM

I agree that there were a ton of cringeworthy moments in the prequels. The only thing that's cringeworthy in the OT is watching Luke drool all over Leia and then make out with her.... Yuck. It's funny to think that when Empire came out, the kissing scene between Luke and Leia was probably met with cheers and applause. When I saw the SE in the theatre, that moment was of course met with laughter and groans. Way to go Georgie!

There really were some embarassing moments in the PT. Some of the other really cringeworthy moments for me were......

-Padme's whole Queen getup. Just plain nasty. And the monotone voice she spoke in was really bad.
-Whenever Boss Nass did that really gross thing where he shakes his head and crap comes out. How stupid and childish.
-The whole slavery on Tatooine thing. And pod racing for Anakin's freedom? Really lame. He should've just killed Watto and the hell with it.
-Anakin's "wet dream" about his mother in AOTC.
-Looking at Yoda in Phantom Menace was pretty cringeworthy.
-That stupid scene in Clones with 3PO's head on the battle droid's body's and vice versa. LAME.

Post: #195736
Topic: SW Tournament of Champions, ROUND 2. VOTE!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195736/action/topic#195736
Time: 26-Mar-2006 3:58 PM

Here are the matchups. Votes will be counted until Wednesday morning....

Darth Vader vs Admiral Ackbar
Boba Fett vs Chewbacca
Yoda vs Admiral Motti
C3PO vs The Emperor/Sidious/Palpatine
Obiwan Kenobi vs Wedge
R2D2 vs Princess Leia
Han Solo vs Lando Calrisseam
Luke Skywalker vs Grand Moff Tarkin

my picks
Vader
Chewie
Yoda
C3PO
Obiwan
Princess Leia
Han Solo
Luke Skywalker

Post: #194985
Topic: SW Tournament of Champs: 1st round matchups are set. Vote!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/194985/action/topic#194985
Time: 22-Mar-2006 3:11 PM

I vote for Wedge then

Post: #194847
Topic: SW Tournament of Champs: 1st round matchups are set. Vote!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/194847/action/topic#194847
Time: 21-Mar-2006 5:53 PM

I decided to make this a 28 draw contest with 4 of the top vote getters getting first round "byes". The byes went to Vader, Obiwan, Luke and Yoda, while Han and the Emperor were tied with them, so they got easy first round matchups. All the characters with 1 vote a couple with 2 votes were eliminated. Anyway, here are your opening round matchups. Vote for your fave in each matchup.

Jango Fett vs Admiral Ackbar
Count Dooku vs Boba Fett
Chewbacca vs Nien Numb
Admiral Motti vs Qui-Gon Jinn
C3PO vs Biggs
Emperor/Sidious/Palpatine vs Max Rebo
WEdge Antilles vs Salacious Crumb
Jabba the Hutt vs R2D2
Princess Leia vs Greedo
Han Solo vs Wicket
Admiral Piett vs Lando Calrissean
Darth Maul vs Grand Moff Tarkin

Here are my picks:
Ackbar
Boba Fett
Chewbacca
Admiral Motti
C3PO
Emperor
R2D2
Princess Leia
Han Solo
Lando
Grand Moff Tarkin

Each round will last 3 days, so the first round will end at 6:00 PM on Friday night. Have fun!

Post: #193578
Topic: Star Wars character tournament of champions. VOTE!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/193578/action/topic#193578
Time: 14-Mar-2006 3:16 PM

With March Madness about to start, I thought it would be fun to have a single elimination "tournament" where we give characters seeds and vote for our faves in each matchup. To determine the seeds, make a list of your favorite characters (mininum of 10 and maximum of 25). The order doesn't matter and each character listed gets one point. The character with the most votes gets the top seed. Depending on how many characters get votes, the field will either be 32 or 64 characters.

Votes will be counted until one week from today. Vote for movie characters only. Have fun

my faves
1. Luke
2. Han
3. Leia
4. Darth Vader
5. Obiwan Kenobi
6. Yoda
7. C3PO
8. R2D2
9. Palpatine/Sidious
10. Chewie
11. Lando
12. Grand Moff Tarkin
13. Admiral Piett
14. Motti
15. Boba Fett
16. QuiGonn
17. Greedo
18. Wedge Antilles
19. Biggs
20. Count Dooku

Post: #189631
Topic: HOTH 2014 : Petition
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/189631/action/topic#189631
Time: 5-Mar-2006 10:03 AM

That was brilliant! I love it.

Post: #189262
Topic: TPM voted #12 worst sequel ever by EW Magazine
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/189262/action/topic#189262
Time: 4-Mar-2006 6:47 PM

Where are Problem Child 2, Home Alone 2 and Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo? Hehe. And does Return to Oz count? Hated that one.

Post: #186520
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/186520/action/topic#186520
Time: 25-Feb-2006 9:27 PM

Originally posted by: theredbaron

Originally posted by: Mikes-Atomic-Dustbin
When you think about it, all the pics that involve leia and another man / beast...shes a bit of a slapper really isnt she?

I suspect she may have slept with every cast member of Star Wars...

Hopefully that doesn't include the women or the children......

Post: #186034
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/186034/action/topic#186034
Time: 24-Feb-2006 3:20 PM

Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

Originally posted by: JennyS1138

http://images.art.com/images/-/Jar-Jar-Binks-oversized-postcard--C10227315.jpeg

"Isa guess, youssa say, wassa can make me feesla dis way. Mysa girl!"

http://www.nwcn.com/sharedcontent/nationworld/dailyimages/092805idol.jpg

Randy: Dude, that was just awful. I couldn't understand a word you were singing dude. It was was totally pitchy dog!
Paula: Jar Jar sweetie, it's a no.
Simon: Jar Jar, I once told someone they were the worst singer in the galaxy. You are the worst singer in the Universe!

http://www.myt-shirts.com/tshirtsweb/images/jarjar_m.jpg

"Simonsa can kissa my (expletive)"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Brilliant! Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! And this is coming from someone who hates American Idol and all reality TV!

http://www.hairyfishnuts.com/images/stormtroopers.jpg

BLACK VICTIM: "Police Brutality! Police Brutality!!!"
STORMTROOPERS: "Be quiet!"
BLACK VICTIM: "Racists! Black hate!"
STORMTROOPRS: "Be QUIET!"
BLACK VICTIM: "White supremacists!"
STORMTROOPERS: "Shut up!"
BLACK VICTIM: "Come see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed/oppressed!"
STORMTROOPERS: "Bloody peasant!" [they zap him]

http://www.swg1.net/encyclo/images/lando_calrissian.jpg

LANDO: "You white suckas are gonna pay for that!"

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/killmouse/images/starwarsonspacehoppers/stormtroopers__small.gif

STORMTROOPERS: "We are the Storm Troopers who say... NI!"

STORMTROOPER: "So Cheney shot some guy... hmm... sucks to be a Republican."

Glad you liked it

Post: #185632
Topic: When wacky Ebay auctions and Star Wars collide!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/185632/action/topic#185632
Time: 23-Feb-2006 4:41 PM

A few months back someone sold Darth Vader's balls on eBay. It sold for like $25.00 LOL. People were asking the seller all kinds of questions like do they taste like chicken or did they get burned into coals on Mustafar. That was very weird.

Post: #185617
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/185617/action/topic#185617
Time: 23-Feb-2006 4:23 PM

"Isa guess, youssa say, wassa can make me feesla dis way. Mysa girl!"

"Simonsa can kissa my (expletive)"

Post: #185616
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/185616/action/topic#185616
Time: 23-Feb-2006 4:15 PM

Obiwan: And these blastpoints, not accurate enough for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers could be this inprecise....I swear those Stormtroopers are all legally blind!

Post: #185615
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/185615/action/topic#185615
Time: 23-Feb-2006 4:11 PM

http://www.cinemascope.gr/starwars/encyclopedia/images/obiwan_kenobi02.jpg

George, you said there were no mullets in space!

Post: #185010
Topic: Translating SW dialogue to modern day English
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/185010/action/topic#185010
Time: 21-Feb-2006 5:27 PM

LOL at all the f words. Just imagining those characters saying that is hillarious. Here's some more....

Qui Gon
Who was the father?

Shmi
There was no father?

Qui Gon
What the hell? Are you kidding?

Shmi
No, I'm tellling you. I'm still a virgin. You should understand...

Qui Gon
Look bitch, we're not talking about me. Are you telling me you're like Virgin Mary the sequel?

Shmi
Um, I guess........

-----------------------

C3PO: How did we get into this shit, R2? I just can't figure it out! I feel like shit. I'm going to need an oil bath real soon.

R2 beeps

C3PO: Where the fuck are you going biach? I'm not going that way. This way looks sooooo much faster. Fine then, go your way you metal piece of shit! But don't you come begging me for help later!

R2 beeps

C3PO: Oh bugger off you arse!

______________

Luke
I feel like-

Yoda
Feel like what?

Luke
Shit! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

Yoda
Sorry. Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm. I am wondering, why are you here?

Luke
What? I can't understand a damn word you're saying! What's wrong with you? Did you listen to Hooked on Backwards Phonics?

Yoda
Insult me you should not, Jackass!

Luke
Bite me.

Yoda
Moron alert!

Luke
I am NOT a Moron!

Yoda
Yes you are. Whine like a girl and crash your ship in the swamp did you!

Luke
Leave me alone.

Yoda
No, help you I can. Yes, mmmm.

Luke
I don't want your help asshole. I'm looking for Yoda the Jedi Master.

Yoda
Oooh Yoda.... Hot as shit is he.

Luke
You know him?

Yoda
Like, duh? How many people live on this swamp do you think?

Luke
Uh---

Yoda
Come. Take you to Yoda I will.

Post: #183215
Topic: Translating SW dialogue to modern day English
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/183215/action/topic#183215
Time: 18-Feb-2006 10:06 AM

Leia: Governor Tarkin, I knew you were behind this. I could spell your b.o. on the way in.

Tarkin: Nice to see you too Princess. I will be so sad to see them stick a needle in your arm.

Leia: Oh cry me a river.

Tarkin: Princess Lee-ah,

Leia: It's Lay-uh, not Lee-ah.

Tarkin: Whatever. Before you die, we wanted you to be a guest at our little Death Star initiation party.

Leia: What the hell are you talking about?

Tarkin: You are about to witness the full firepower of this station. Nobody will think of messing with the Emperor now.

Leia: Is that a threat?

Tarkin: Oh why do I even bother. Leia, since you will not tell us where your secret base is, we are going to blow up your home Planet of Alderaan!

Leia: *&*#&*(&####(@(@(!!!!!!

Tarkin: I knew that would get your attention. It's either Alderaan or your rebel base. You get the final say.

Leia: Fine, the Rebels are on Dantooine.

Tarkin: I knew that would work. You may fire when ready.

Leia: What the $*@@?!

Tarkin: I can't believe you fell for that one. You can kiss Alderaan goodbye.

Leia: Shit!

Post: #183213
Topic: Translating SW dialogue to modern day English
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/183213/action/topic#183213
Time: 18-Feb-2006 9:51 AM

Thought this could be fun. Here goes....

Leia
Han?

Han
What do you want Princess?

Leia
You promised you were going to stay!

Han
Jabba said if I don't give him his money he'd send my ass straight to hell.

Leia
And you listen to that slug?

Han
Um, yah.

Leia
So you're just going to abandon the Rebellion? You're such a great leader.

Han
Sorry, but I have to go.

Leia
But Han...

Han
What's your problem? Am I that irresistable?

Leia
Oh kiss my ass.

Han
I can arrange that.