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Why can't we have a non Lucas Star Wars film?
Gaffer Tape said:

Wow, Jenny!  Haven't seen you in forever!  Stop hiding yourself already!

But I don't know.  I'd rather Star Wars just finally be allowed to die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!  No more sequels, no more prequels, no more spinoffs.  Just let it end already!

Hi! I just kind of got out of the Star Wars mood for a while. I did watch Empire recently though with speakers and it was so awesome! 


Why can't we have a non Lucas Star Wars film?

Just imagine if someone other than Lucas was allowed to make a Star Wars film. I think it would be awesome. Just consider what's happened with the Batman and Star Trek franchises. Seriously, I think if they could find the right filmmaker, they could make some damn good Star Wars films. But I doubt Lucas would allow it. 

If they did make one, I'd love to see a film that takes place after Revenge of the Sith but well before Star Wars.  There's 20 years worth of stuff that happened between those films! 

My latest video: Brokeback Star Wars
Mielr said:
JennyS1138 said:

One of my friends thought it would be funny to do a different type of Brokeback Parody. Instead of making it look like two men were lovers, why not make fun of the fact that George Lucas made Luke and Leia brother and sister after having them make out in Empire.

Here it is:


I like it- good job! :-)





Caption Fun
Fan: Yes, I'd like some Bud Light
Stormtrooper: I'm going to need to see your ID
Fan: You don't need to see my identification
Stormtrooper: I don't need to see your identification
Fan: I'm not the underage drinker you're looking for
Stormtrooper: You're not the underage drinker I'm looking for
Fan: I can go about my business
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business
Fan: Move along
Stormtrooper: Move along
How did you envision the prequels?
I certainly pictured them quite differently and figured the OT laid the groundwork for them. This is what I envisioned.

Episode 1:
-Anakin would be at least 15 years old.
-There would be no Qui-Gonn character. Obiwan would fulfill that role as he was supposed to.
-Anakin would be the best star pilot in the galaxy
-There would be some kind of falling out between Owen and Obiwan and they'd actually establish a relationship between Owen and Anakin.
-he starts to get trained in the force

Episode 2:
-Anakin meets Padme
-he is a full fledged Jedi
-The Clone wars are fought
-it ends with Anakin being captured by his enemy

Episode 3:
-The Clone wars continue, Anakin has been a prisoner of war for several months. He was tortured and feels betrayed that his fellow comrades didn't find him right away
-The Emperor sees that Anakin is starting to become disillusioned with the Jedi and uses that to turn him to the dark side
-Padme survives childbirth and agrees with Obiwan to live on Alderaan with Leia and the Organas. She also makes the painful decision to let Luke live on Tatooine (realizing that separating her children would make them safer)

how did everyone else picture the PT?
Prequelize the OT
some more....

Star Wars ("A NEW HOPE")

Vader: I've been waiting for you my former master. Seeing you in person has brought back painful memories of your betrayal. How could you leave me out there on Mustafar?

They start fighting.....

Obiwan: Well, my former apprentice, you were trying to kill me. Yoda and I had decided that the Sith must be destroyed. You were a Sith, hence with much reluctance, I left you out there to burn into hot ash. I must say, I never expected you to survive.

(Meanwhile, the Obiwan/Anakin duel music from RoTS starts booming in the background)

Vader: I told you not to underestimate my powers! Now you're just a brittle old man and I am the master.

Obiwan: Only a master of eville Darth.

Vader: From my point of view the Jedi are evil!

Obiwan: Spare me your twisted logic, ANI.

Vader: Don't call me that!

Obiwan: Ah yes, that's right, Lord VADER.

Vader: Your midicholorian count is weak old man.

Obiwan: You can't win. If you strike me down, I will live on as a spirit in the force and guide along my newest apprentice, whose name I cannot reveal at this point. But if I kill you, you will not continue to live as a Sith spirit. See, the Emperor didn't tell you that Jedi could do that. Jedi can live forever. Sith cannot!

Vader: You LIAR!

Obiwan: Me a liar? How about the Emperor? He promised you that you could save Padme from dying. Did it happen? Did it? Huh? I WATCHED her die of a broken heart. And it was all because of YOU!!!!!!!!!


Luke comes running.

Luke: Ben?

Obiwan raises his lighsaber and Vader kills him.

Luke: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vader: That kid sounds like me. I wonder who he is.
Prequelize the OT
LOL, the prequels really WERE talky!!!

Originally posted by: vote_for_palpatine
To understand what this thread is about, I reference A Digital Man's "prequelized" treatment of the following scene in ROTJ:

Original Scene

LUKE: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

EMPEROR: Your faith in your friends is yours.

A Digital Man, channelling George Lucas circa 2004:

"Luke, you are destined to join the dark side of the force and become a Sith like your father became a Sith before you. Only together can we discover the mystery of how to bring your mother back to life. But to do that you must first kill your father, just as he killed children in order to become strong in the Force. Only then will you be strong enough in the dark side to save your dead mother's life."

"I do not agree with the logic behind your statement, Your Highness. From my point of view that is an evil statement. Soon I will be dead and you will also be dead, and my father will also be dead. You both will be dead along with me. We all will be dead together. Your overconfidence in your plan to lure me to the dark side and have me kill my father to take his place because of the psychological issues with me not knowing my parents growing up while you have had a vision of the future, which is always in motion anyway, is your weakness."

"Your faith in the good side of the Force, and that it will not only protect you but also your friends as they execute their battle plans on the moon below us is yours."

Now that we have context, feel free to use this thread to prequelize the OT! Spare no words! Make GL proud!

LUKE: "The Force"? You mentioned something called "The Force" - since you also mentioned that you used to be a Jedi Knight, as my father, whom I have never met, though I wish I had, also once was - in connection with your fomer status as a Jedi Knight, it would then seem that a Jedi Knight, which you and my father once were, has knowledge of this "Force". I would know more of this "Force" you speak of, Ben.

OBI-WAN: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. When your father and I were Jedi together, we relied on the Force to give us power - as did all the other Jedi. The Force is an energy field, created by all living things, related in some indeterminate way to microorganisms called midichlorians. The Force surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together - and when I say "us", I refer not only to you and I, but to all living things which create the Force.

LUKE: I've lost Artoo, my on-board astromech droid! A pursuing Imperial fighter was firing upon my X-Wing and struck Artoo - now it appears he's inoperative! If the pursuing Imperials strike a vital system on my X-Wing, I now have no way to repair it, thus making me more vulnerable to further attacks!

VADER: I have you now! Your ship has entered into the optimal zone of my targeting computer, which allows me to fire upon you with great accuracy. In just a matter of moments, I will have destroyed your ship, whoever you are! Wait a second, where are those blasts coming from? My wingman has just been destroyed...but all the other Rebel ships have been accounted for! I'm confused!

HAN: Yahoo! Wow! Yippee! No one thought I'd come back to help, as I had previously made it very clear to everyone involved in the Rebel Alliance that I am allied to money, not causes! I hope my hooting and hollering has strengthened your resolve, Luke! Now that my diversionary tactics have succeeded, fire your proton torpedoes upon the thermal exhaust port as mentioned in the tactical briefing by General Dodonna, and we can all return to a safe place - "home", if you will!

LUKE: (firing) This is tense!

TARKIN: (to no one in particular) In seconds, the Rebel Base will be destroyed! Ha ha haaaa!